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@saylor How can you not know that Bitcoin is tracking with precision the average performance/ROI patterns seen in previous bear markets and especially midterm years (like 2014, 2018, and 2022)? The data is not your friend Mr Saylor.

Bitcoin has won. Global consensus is that $BTC is digital capital. The four-year cycle is dead. Price is now driven by capital flows. Bank and digital credit will determine Bitcoin’s growth trajectory. The biggest risk is bad ideas driving iatrogenic protocol changes.

@intocryptoverse Apparently flat earth theory is going global

Make a single post about Artemis II, and I get flooded with moon landing deniers and flat earthers. It now makes sense why so many people buy the dumbest shit imaginable in crypto. They want to be pessimistic about real developments that shape our future, and be eternal optimists on shitcoins that are going to zero

@sjdedic The only casino that matters is monetary conditions, prepare.

Unpopular opinion: Most likely we are already in a bull run, but it won't ever feel like a bull run again. Cycles are dead. There won't be a 3-month mania anymore where everything 100x's and your barber asks you about altcoins. It'll be stablecoin volume quietly doubling. RWA TVL hitting $100B without a single CT thread going viral about it. Crypto companies posting actual earnings. Boring products serving real people in real markets. It will be slow and hardly exciting for most. But it will be steady, sustainable and it will be compounding long-term. Most of you will miss it because of your dopamine addiction and short-term horizon, but bad news is that the casino won't reopen. Do yourself a favor and grow up. Or you're better off just leaving.

@martyrdison Why would someone who lacks empathy think that any man of virtue would desire such judgement.

i find it to be disgusting when men have thinning hair if i see finanstride in their house, i turn away bad physiognomy should not be breeded with, excluded from the gene pool. especially if you can’t afford the flight to turkey only thick hair creatures should procreate

@shahh And yet BTC is in lockstep with it's previous bear cycle.

There’s nothing left. No more catalysts. Nothing to believe in. Web3 was a lie, NFTs failed. ALT season is done forever. Quantum fud. Crypto is now directly tied to Trump (which is not good). Saylor is the only bull left. Institutions are selling every day. Crypto Twitter is dead. People are leaving left and right. WIF spawed in these exact conditions.

@KILLTOPARTY She would find BDSM is very similar to flirting with the BTC BMSB. The only difference is, this is much more dangerous.

Some men are drowning while others die of thirst

You write like you are talking down to people who take the time to read your post. You claim to be smart and it becomes clear you feel part of the payment the world owes you is a right to be condescending to others. Please study Carl Jung and find your shadow. He can help you friend. You are much better than this.

If you think that flying around the moon is "heroic" or a "breakthrough," you have the mind of a five-year-old. The astronauts aren't flying anything. They are tourists. Simply along for the ride. There's no reason to even have four of them. Or any of them. It's dumb. The mission would be on exactly the same trajectory without any astronauts at all. Basically they are stuck in a metal can for 10 days and functioning primarily as propagandists for a failing empire that can barely make toilets work, while their bones and brains deteriorate from a lack of gravity. Five days into this they'll probably fake some emergency to create drama for the news cycle, and to distract Americans from rising food and fuel prices. Look! Squirrel!

You may be correct and I'm hoping your idea that this time may be different proves true. However what is clear to see as fact right now, is that BTC is tracking the average of previous bear cycles with certainty. I think once we see a notable deviation from the data, and the new relationship holds, that would be the time to declare this time is different. Otherwise it's just our tiny opinions vs an ocean of data. 🙏

And another one. The business cycle just locked its third consecutive month in expansion… Bringing in the highest reading in 3 years at 52.7. As I have been saying for ages now, Bitcoin has never entered a prolonged bear cycle within business cycle expansion. It has bad corrections, and this has been a deep one. But we are not following the 4 year cycle bear market because the cycle is actually governed by the business cycle and that is expanding, not contracting. Everyone is gonna have to see this one to believe it, I understand. But it’s happening. After one month it was “it’s gonna drop next month it’s a one off” After the second it was “yeh but it’s cos tarrifs” Now the third month it’s “yeh but war will drag it down bro” It’s three months in a row guys. It’s a trend. New highs this year really isn’t off the cards.

@HenrikZeberg Henrik, is BTC still due to make a final higher high as in a final blow off top. Your new 75% probably target is that the final top?

My analyses on this particular day, tell me, that the Final BlowOffTop will not happen. And as a consequence, I will now close my X account - and become devoted to studying Geology. It has been a pleasure! 🙏 Bye!

@hotahotasa45082 @elonmusk I wouldn't touch his anti-virus software

外国人の皆さんに聞きたいです 彼をどう思ってますか？

@GertvanLagen One fact - The previous BTC cycle data is proving to be technically correct compared to EWT, right up until today. And until that relationship is proven wrong, it is more rational to follow the data as it stands.

📣^📣→ $320k #BitcoinRecovery

@TonySeverinoCMT Good heavens, will people fall so easily for anything

If it’s lucky, Bitcoin will have a lost decade Otherwise, it very well could simply be over Yesterday, the majority thought Bitcoin would only go up forever After this quantum reality check from Google, do you still think price just continues to go up forever? Be realistic

@theTHP_ Thanks Hans 🙏

my famous DHT shake 🫨 every single person in my community (97 members + my coaching clients).. are using this exact shake nightly before they sleep. no one fucking misses it. this shake alone will guarantee morning wood. should i gatekeep or reveal the ingredients??? oh fuck it 🤷🏾‍♂️ ready for raging wood COMRADE ? HI FIVE raw milk 8 yolks royal jelly (shout out @MagnusVigso for the hook up) bee pollen raw honey cinnamon for insulin sensitivity sprinkle of salt ik ik... sounds like a lot but stfu for a sec. DHT is your alpha androgen & morning 🪵 is a sign ur DHT & androgen receptor sensitivity is working. royal jelly & bee pollen both contain compounds that support 5-alpha reductase (the enzyme that converts T to DHT) ofc. raw yolks = cholesterol ur body uses to build ALL sex hormones. cinnamon keeps insulin stable overnight so ur not cortisol spiking at 3am. salt = aldosterone support for mineral balance. SHAKE.. not blended 😉 drink it wake up with wood. simple. if u do this everyday for a month and ur still not waking up with morning wood u got a serious problem my bredren go make the shake.

@0xresurekt Not true, BTC is tracking the average of all prior bear markets with precision. Truly no difference to be found in the data. Have a look for yourself.

It's either supercycle or we are completely-fucked-cycle No in-betweens Either we go up, hard, now Or we will get the multi-cycle correction for the whole 17 years bull market In other words: No 2022 fractals, no 4-Year Cycles, no October bottoms, none of that predictable nonsense This time is truly different Pick your side now

@DrProfitCrypto The money to be made is in identifying the alts that will be the next Amazon and Nvidia etc. Let us know if you need a script.

Altcoins are not in a bear market, they are in a multi century bear market. Something that happened during the dot com bubble, stocks that never recovered again. I warned clearly in 2025. There is no altseason!

Henrik's most recent highest probability EW target for BTC is lower than the October 2025 top, which if correct would mean the blow of top for BTC would have then been in 2025 and no longer ahead of us. Unless Henrik is saying we go higher thereafter, that higher blow of top we were all hoping for isn't happening 👍

I never agreed with October 25 top BS lol Glad someone way more experienced in this space is on the same page

@HansAmato Hey Hans, if the carrier is SFA esters and ethanol, can that still be considered sublingual when used that way?

There’s a way to use testosterone that: Hits in minutes Changes your mental state Can rewire your confidence Almost nobody talks about it. Its using it sublingually.

This absolutely blew my mind, a ray of light is shinning down on you Anabology. Ray's light🌞 If we assume energy ( ATP, respiration, and redox) and structure (protein shapes, water layering, bioelectric patterns, all that) are truly interdependent at every level like the way Peat builds on Ling and you on Levin, your work offers a new clean, modular way to tackle aging from a different viewpoint I haven't considered until now. So I researched just to get on board with your ideas. The wonder that followed - Can you tweak just the energy side without touching structure (or vice versa) and still see big changes in binding, voltage, or cell fate? In aging cells, does the energy fall occur first, or can the structutal side erode on its own? With your AION system, could you run separate "energy channels" and "structure channels" in a closed loop mode to get synergistic rejuvenation without the usual off-target mess? Going a bit deeper here: Could you run parallel SPR tests holding one variable fixed while you vary the other. You could do multi-omics plus voltage/impedance readouts in senescent cells or organoids, providing them with pro-metabolic tweaks vs. field-based things. You could set up a dual-mode prototype for thymus explants and test it in aged mice with a simple factorial design. Maybe model it computationally first to spot where interdependence actually holds? This keeps the biophysics as a master switch idea credible (through your testing), and could make interventions way more targeted. Following your results with fingers crossed for AION. Well done!

Going to start posting on substack more; new post about my biophysics redpill / surface plasmon resonance / grad school experience: “Biophysical interactions are pH-dependent.” substack.com/home/post/p-19…

@creepydotorg This is unbearable

In 2005, filmmaker Werner Herzog became one of the only people to listen to the audio recording of Timothy Treadwell and Amie Huguenard’s final moments while making Grizzly Man. After hearing it, he told Treadwell’s friend, Jewel Palovak, “You must never listen to this…”

@WhiteWhaleLabs Instead of giving the WhiteWhale Whitewashed treatment, why not just say see you guys again in 2027 when liquidity comes back and Alts bottom against BTC.

Earlier today I made a big move in anticipation of this announcement. In a single transaction, I locked 500 million coins...forever. A movement does not belong to the person who lit the match. It belongs to the people who carry the flames. As I’ve mentioned publicly, I’m dealing with an ongoing family crisis involving my children. It has taken a real toll on my mental health. On top of that, the daily pressure of “do more to pump our bags” - when I’ve already done more than any person leading a CTO in this space ever has - is disheartening at best. And beyond all of that, I’m losing some of my passion for crypto in general. For $WhiteWhale holders: yes, there is a continuity plan. While permanently locking $13 million worth of supply should be the greatest parting gift I could give you, I know the @WhiteWhaleMeme page needs to stay active and keep producing fresh, creative, and funny content. My dear friend and loyal companion @vincenzomaiett has agreed to selflessly take on that responsibility. DEX LP operations will also continue under one of the sharpest LP minds I know, with my ongoing oversight behind the scenes. When you look at my record - with millions given to charities on-chain, millions distributed to members of CT, and millions more spent accumulating a more proper supply structure for $WhiteWhale - the reality is that, since 10/10, I have officially given more to crypto than I’ve taken from it. I’m okay with that. I believe in karma. I don’t believe good deeds should be performed with the expectation of reward, but I do believe the universe provides in due course. I came into crypto deeply passionate about what I believed it represented: the original promise. Permissionless finance. Decentralization. True financial freedom. Ironically, the reason for my prior success in this space is the same reason I’m now losing my passion for it. Before 10/10, I had accumulated nearly $100 million in PnL from a trading thesis that began with a very simple assumption: everything is manipulated. From there, my thesis evolved into this: a trader’s job is to identify the signs of manipulation and move in harmony with the Apex Predator class, rather than becoming its prey. Eventually I had to confront the contradiction in that. How can I be passionate about free and open finance while operating under a thesis that says, at its core, it’s all a lie? That kind of cognitive dissonance has a cost. It shows up as stress, guilt, shame, and anxiety when your actions no longer align with your beliefs. Knowing something academically - and even profiting from that knowledge - is one thing. Seeing how the sausage is made with your own eyes is another. Running a coin opened my eyes to a lot. On one hand, if I ever go back to trading, I’ll be better equipped than ever, with sharper instincts and a deeper understanding of the brutal arena that is crypto. On the other hand, it’s hard to feel excited about magic internet money when you know how much of this space actually works. The sad truth is that founders and thought leaders in this space know what I know, and many of them know much more. That is part of why we need to break the culture of idolizing founders. We praise them as honorable people building better tools, but underneath it all, they know just as well as I do that much of what they are building on top of is rotten to the core. And yes, I believe a beautiful cake sitting on a pile of dung eventually takes on the taint of dung. But the reality is that there is not much anyone can do about it. That is one of the consequences of so-called decentralization. Crypto is global. You cannot regulate an entire planet. A VPN and a protocol hiding behind the letters D-E-X mean that nothing will ever fundamentally change because somebody in power decided it should. If real change comes, it will come organically - when the people stop feeding the machine. And while those comments are about crypto more broadly, let me say something directly to the trenches. Pump.fun is a cancer on this space. You know it, I know it, and yet you keep engaging with it. Its entire business model is built on volume and volatility. The trenches are fragile because they were designed to be fragile. I’ve been preaching liquidity design and liquidity shape for months now. But here’s the harder truth: most of you would not show up for a proper liquidity shape. Because the 1,000x fantasy would be mathematically reduced, even though very generous returns could still remain on the table. You have been sold a dream with odds closer to a national lottery ticket than an investment opportunity. You see the occasional winner and cling to the hope that one day it might be you. Meanwhile, the real winner is the machine that keeps you playing. Narrative matters far less than mechanics. If narrative alone were enough, Punch would have broken through the way its mindshare deserved. With all that attention, and with all that narrative weight, it still could not break the nine-figure curse even while being actively crimed. Only a couple of coins have managed that in recent history, and $WhiteWhale was proudly the first. Same with Kilroy - the original meme, an incredible narrative, and still: crickets. Because mechanics matter more than people want to admit. (I am not an active holder of any examples I've given). So this is me stepping away from CT. Not out of hatred. Not out of self-pity. And not without love. My biggest reward from my crypto journey has been meeting some really wonderful avatars from all across the globe. (Ironically the really nasty avatars are the worst part of all of this) I am choosing my children. I am choosing my mental health. I am choosing to step back before this space takes any more from me than I’m willing to give. For long ago in life I learned that you're no good to anyone if you're not okay. And right now, I'm not ok. And it's okay to admit that. To the people who truly believe in me, believe in this movement, and stood beside me through all of it - thank you. I will carry that with me. Always. This was always for you. I trust you'll continue to bear the torch. And as for the future: I’m not closing the door. Maybe one day, when the storm has passed and the fire returns, I’ll have something left to say. Maybe one day I’ll come back. But if that day comes, it will be because it’s authentic and not because I feel the public pressure to "dance puppet, dance". In the mean time...take care of yourself, and each other. Protect what's worth protecting, and abandon the things that aren't. 🫡 From the depths — The White Whale 🐋