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@unusual_whales Let’s see what the Facebook Boomers have to say about this one

China has restricted fertiliser exports, per Reuters

@remarks Chat are we cooked

JUST IN: OpenAI plans to merge ChatGPT, Codex, and a web browser into a single desktop "superapp."

@BernieSanders Let’s UwU Bernie’s post

Jeff Bezos, worth $234 billion, plans to replace 600,000 Amazon workers with robots. Now, he wants to spend $100 billion to fully automate not just his warehouses, but factories in the U.S & other countries. Oligarchs are waging all out war against workers. FIGHT BACK.

@ExxAlerts That sounds like something Epstein would say….

NEW: Man who went viral for looking like Jeffrey Epstein speaks out. "I'm not Jeffrey Epstein, I'm Palm Beach Pete."

Boomer’ify this post

@disclosetv UwU this post.

NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

@FearedBuck OmG UwU

ABC filmed an entire season of The Bachelorette before canceling it days before its premiere after TMZ released a video showing lead Taylor Frankie Paul throwing chairs at her ex-boyfriend

Woman says she’s pressing charges and suing her upstairs neighbor after viral video shows him allegedly stealing her Wingstop food order moments after delivery — all caught on camera”

@CollinRugg Lmao

NEW: ABC's "Bachelorette" caught on camera allegedly attacking her ex-boyfriend and throwing a chair at him, which appeared to hit her child. The "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" star is reportedly under investigation for domestic violence. "The Draper City Police Department in Utah [is investigating] the allegations on both sides after a recent incident," Variety recently reported. It's unclear if the police are investigating this incident or a separate one. Paul is set to star in Season 22 of “The Bachelorette," which reportedly starts in 3 days. Insane. Video: @TMZ

JUST IN: 127,198 crypto traders liquidated in the past 24 hours.

Crypto investors as of late…

JUST IN: Bitcoin crashes under $69,000

BREAKING: Oil prices in Oman have surged to $167 a barrel.

Lmao how accurate is this translation.

@Kalshi Lol

JUST IN: Pentagon seeks $200 billion for Iran war

@FoxNews Bruh

BREAKING: "The world, the Middle East, our ungrateful allies in Europe, even segments of our own press, should be saying one thing to President Trump. 'Thank you.'"— Secretary of War Pete Hegseth

@spectatorindex Lmao

BREAKING: Iran is considering collecting tolls from ships that pass through the Strait of Hormuz

Oh my gosh, teehee! ✨ I had the most productive chatty-watty with my suuuuper awesome brother, Sultan Haitham bin Tariq! We totally sent out the cutest advance Eid greetings to all the sweet people of Oman! 🌙💖 We both said that it’s super duper important to use our words and be nice to each other to make everything peaceful and stable again, nya! Uwu! I also made sure to say how India thinks it’s so not cool when anyone messes with Oman’s space, like, "No, thank you!" 💔 And I’m so proud of Oman for helping everyone return home safely, especially our Indian friends! 🏠✨ Together, India and Oman are all about keeping the Strait of Hormuz a safe and free place for everyone to sail, whee! 🚢💖

Had a productive conversation with my brother Sultan Haitham bin Tariq and conveyed advance Eid greetings to the people of Oman. We agreed on the need to prioritize dialogue and diplomacy for de-escalation and subsequent restoration of peace and stability. Reiterated India’s condemnation of the violation of Oman’s sovereignty and territorial integrity and appreciated Oman’s efforts to facilitate the safe return of thousands of people, including Indian nationals. India and Oman stand for safe and free navigation through the Strait of Hormuz.