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@Prototype_Kelly

field biology, haus music, techno & beverages

I-15 शामिल हुए Ocak 2012
715 फ़ॉलोइंग326 फ़ॉलोवर्स
Christina Tasty
Christina Tasty@ChristinaTasty·
I am at the frivolous purchase store about to make a frivolous purchase
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The Truest
The Truest@dre___843·
Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.
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kelley@Prototype_Kelly·
@SpencerHakimian Uh oh “they’re hiding WMDs” aren’t they
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Spencer Hakimian
Spencer Hakimian@SpencerHakimian·
🚨BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS CUBA IS THREATENING THE US
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david 🔛⛓️
david 🔛⛓️@davidonchainx·
This new claude model is a SCAM
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kelley@Prototype_Kelly·
@peestains Always be true to yourself, just fucking do it
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jes
jes@peestains·
if i hit my ex situationship up is you gon tell on me
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kelley@Prototype_Kelly·
@FangJixian @adxtyahq tell naf to make room you’re bringing home a boyfriend/girlfriend in your TC
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aditya
aditya@adxtyahq·
“Guaranteed girlfriend/boyfriend after 1 year” this might be the most unhinged perk ever written in a job description.
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kelley@Prototype_Kelly·
@endingwithali It means you should bash his head in with a stone
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ali
ali@endingwithali·
A sf techbro just said I have the palantir of tits what does this mean.
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kelley@Prototype_Kelly·
@bryan_johnson Bruh what’s the point of all that dong power you’re building if you’re squandering it
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Bryan Johnson
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson·
No sex with Kate. 5 day abstinence. For an experiment. Goodnight everyone.
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kelley@Prototype_Kelly·
@ghof01 my boss makes a point in every meeting to describe my EOD submission location as a pub when giving examples
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grace
grace@ghof01·
this is me doing homework. homework not pictured
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kelley@Prototype_Kelly·
@elonmusk Did someone throw a Molotov at your house too?
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.
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kelley@Prototype_Kelly·
@rawsalerts Can they pick a goddamn narrative already
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R A W S A L E R T S
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts·
🚨#BREAKING: New reporting says that the bullet fragment from Charlie Kirk’s autopsy was identified as .30 caliber, matching a Mauser 98 .30-06 rifle used by suspect Tyler Robinson
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U
U@underscoresplus·
I am aggressively Californian and there’s nothing I can do about it
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kelley@Prototype_Kelly·
@unkyndled The fucking glove?
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UNKYNDLED ☆
UNKYNDLED ☆@unkyndled·
Wrote like a dark, fucked up fanfic of the hamburger helper mascot haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality.
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