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So I just weighed this monster at 80lbs @7 months, projected weight to hit 160-165 between 2 and 2.5 years. JFC, I love it.

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL was released 51 years ago today. Led Zeppelin invested £31,500 for the filming, Pink Floyd put in £21,000, & Ian Anderson contributed £6,300, because no studio would fund a comedy about King Arthur and the Holy Grail.

Whoever on Reddit made this?…… your moms a hoe.

@RepGraceMeng Retarded.

Why stop at rotisserie chicken? Everyone should be able to buy a hot meal, with or without a Costco membership (or even liking chicken). That’s why my Hot Foods Act lets SNAP cover ALL hot, prepared foods!

@adame2kill4 @ShamashAran No, it's the senators and reps not getting bills the Red voters want. Everyone that isn't insane want illegals and H1Bs gone.

@ShamashAran The reason Texas is at risk of going blue is because so many Republicans cant help themselves from being racist weirdos

I dont think she's going to win, but teh Texas GOP absolutely deserves to lose because of their inability to deliver on property tax reform, and selling the state out to India.

lol. Oh no!!!

@RepShriThanedar Get the fuck out of my country

The fu*k!?!

Because before the white man arrived in Africa, tribal men greeted each other with a friendly handjob. Decolonizationmaxxing so hard they invented a gay Wakanda that somehow vanished the second the missionaries showed up with Bibles.

Incredible IRL shitpost

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Why don't you just tell people the only reason Chernobyl happened is because the soviets were cheap asses and coated the boron rods with graphite instead of lead so it got stuck trying to reinsert, and that anyone competent can build an extremely efficient reactor without fear of a meltdown? And then let's get busy on driving energy costs down.

I know there's no shortage of white dudes who are corrupt, but damn, seems like Dem black women are giving them a run for their (stolen) money.

Leave this poor woman alone. She did nothing wrong and doesn't deserve any scrutiny whatsoever. She's been through enough unwarranted public humiliation.

I read this study at 8:30 this morning and authoritatively announced, "Wife, you must drink your water." She immediately hits me with attitude about how she doesn't need me to manage her water intake like she is some kind of child and she can drink water just fine. Women are often grumpy in the morning. As a man, I did not respond to her directly, but instead went over to her bedstand and picked up her copper water bottle. Empirical evidence defeats rhetoric. Empty. Sputtering, she said, "Yeah! I finished that last night..." (then in smaller voice) "Or maybe it was the day before..." "Indeed", I said, with paternal care. Thus, I filled up her water bottle to set her up for success. To be a man is to procure and provide. You are ascendant, anon.

@Rothmus I actually remember that one from childhood

This episode was scrubbed from broadcast syndication. Can’t have kids accidentally laughing at 1940s animation. Better to memory-hole it so future generations never learn how humor used to work before the pearl-clutching era.

🚨 CAUGHT ON CAMERA 🚨 Whistleblower EXPOSES daycare owner illegally selling H-1B visas…and he has ties to the Chinese Communist Party?!

Why are people who have health insurance have to pay MORE out of pocket for healthcare than those who do NOT. WHY are we accepting this as the norm?!!!

Socialists will come up with all this supposed philosophical reasoning for their positions, and then you see them online and their ideology boils down to "I want producers to give me things for free/cheap and if they can't/won't the State should force them to."