Retail Investor Guy

Will be interesting to see which big company is the first to fire too many workers for AI and then realizes AI is not ready to be relied on yet.

I laughed so hard

Charles Barkley lost so much weight he needs a new suit.

@monetization_x The goal posts always move here.

January 16: “Write more Articles!” March 6: “Listen to Articles, instead of reading them!” March 18: “Read AI summaries of articles because articles are regretted user minutes!” X sure is an interesting platform.

@BowTiedBull It’s a tough road with rising inflation like we’ve had.

The entire FIRE/Frugality movement really died for good Cap to how much you can cut costs No ceiling for simply making more money

@BowTiedBull He likes the oscillator.

Not great, prob need to do a post on sequence of returns

@FischerKing64 Still better than Windoze

Apple selling cheap laptops means it’s giving up on being an aspirational brand. Means it’s run out of ideas - which has been obvious for a while with the goggles and the thicker phones and iPads. It’s like if Mercedes entered the compact truck market.

@ZBlostein247 Too much giggle juice.

According to the incident report obtained by Noles247, McAneney was being removed by security from Rock Bar on Fort Lauderdale Beach. The report states that he refused to leave the bar before the patrol officer intervened. Per the report, he allegedly further resisted being removed from the bar, grabbing onto the barriers of the business. The officer wrote in the report that he pulled him away from the barriers before McAneney grabbed the officer's arm/shirt in an attempt to pull him down -- which led the officer to almost fall through the barrier and into oncoming traffic. The officer then punched him twice in the face, bringing McAneney to the ground, where he continued to resist arrest. McAneney received medical attention. The report notes that he was removed from multiple bars during the evening. 247sports.com/college/florid…

@SparkingFIRENC Not much but I was on the road today 🤣

The market has been open for 2 hours so far this morning How many times have you checked your portfolio so far?

@BowTiedBull I take it you aren't buying into Elon's vision of discount prices on everything? 🤣

$100,000 is 10% of the way to $1M It will not buy the same stuff 10, 20, 30 years from now People learned nothing from COVID

@signulll No pajamas allowed?

some rich billionaire, can you please create an airline that will destroy every other airline? - charge fair straight forward premium prices - optimize for comfort, food, & premium experiences. - fuck the rewards, credit cards, & points. just clean beautiful experiences. maybe acquire few airlines to do it for gate access.

@UnderdogMLB @colin_beazley He's the dude.

Paul Skenes on his WBC experience, via @colin_beazley: "Not good enough."

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@Prezly13 @AndySlater Yup all bets are off when you choose to tangle with cops. Been that way.

@RetailInvestGuy @AndySlater He didn’t get shot 8 times in the back, so I guess it’s a start.

SLATER SCOOP: Florida State Seminoles kicker Conor McAneney was arrested and charged with a felony on Wednesday in South Florida. The recent FSU signee is accused of battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest with violence.

@Zac_Markovich Go back to bed.

Gm my net worth is plummeting

@MomAngtrades I'm old but we never had such a thing. Unless things have changed recently?

It’s required in Utah to take Financial Literacy class to graduate. Are not all schools like this?

@unusual_whales Some things never change.

Secretary Hegseth on Pentagon request for Iran war supplemental of $200 billion: "As far as $200 billion. I think that number could move. Obviously, it takes it takes money to kill bad guys."

@BSonnone Drop it down to a misdemeanor if he gets a haircut.

Per court records, McAneney is facing two 3rd Degree Felony charges. 247sports.com/college/florid…

@TheLongInvest Ramen

What Safe Haven's are you considering right now?

Metaverse?

@ZBlostein247 Are we back?

NEWS: FSU kicker arrested on charges of battery and obstructing an officer with violence Read: 247sports.com/college/florid…