Loki

I am “the worst thing that ever happened” to a handful of people. I’d call that an achievement.

Big problem w/ immunotherapy is having to deal with all of the cancer doing shitty cancer stuff while waiting for your body to attack it. Swallowing sucks rn.

Wall-E is just Idiocracy for kids.

Boy these new guys are terrible. #Jaguars #PHIvsJAX

@AdamSinger Yeah good day for a hike, bro.

Wakes up. Opens Twitter.

Considering Plankton runs the Chum Bucket, and he serves chum (which is just made of ground up fish). Does that make plankton a mass murderer in bikini bottom? Grinding up the neighbors and serving them to the masses? Does that make the Citizens willing cannibals?

This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like.

No more chemo for me, at least for a while. It’s only marginally working and they’ve located the right markers to start immunotherapy. Which, while maybe slower, is definitely more effective and gentle.

@AdamSinger Why I stopped talking politics a long time ago. Nobody wins.

Who would have guessed politics were such a hot topic online. RIP my mentions today. This is why you don't wander outside the nerdy parts of Twitter.

We're tickled we've reached a point in our society where #TSA freedom pats are not even worth a cursory mention in presidential debates. #WereIn #DemDebate

@jackdiablo Bro you know Close Encounters of the Third Kind is on TCM right now, right?

Holy shit this race!

This race is an absolute shit show. #germangrandprix

My kingdom for a Hardee’s steak biscuit.

McDonald’s HR: “what’s that 5 year gap in your resume?” You, at 35 years old: “That’s when I bought some magic virtual coins on the Internet and then I thought that I was a financial genius for a while... please hire me?”

Round 2 of chemo straight up put me in the goddamn hospital. The fizz says it’s working, right?

I can’t even begin to reiterate just how dead I would be without Sarah loving me and keeping me alive. Having a good partner through all of this is a must. Sucks it pushes out plans back further. But you don’t want to marry a dead guy.

And my new medication for nausea is also for schizophrenia. Two birds....

@sfbjornsdottir Yeah bail out girl. He’s gotta respect those boundaries.

Worklessness leads to a new found appreciation of country western shows.