Mr. Ryan

@resx18 @Hicks2Guantnamo @HouckssBurner no

@Hicks2Guantnamo @HouckssBurner My point exactly .. The Sox players will hit as well.

This offseason could have been such a slam dunk for the Red Sox. You could’ve signed one of Pete Alonso or Kyle Schwarber, resigned Alex Bregman and traded any of the pieces you used this offseason + Jarren Duran for a true number 2. Instead, Breslow got rid of a majority of the starting pitcher depth he created for old guys. Replaced 2 franchise type players at third base with Caleb Durbin, and signed a guy in Ranger Suarez to a long term deal, even though he goes against everything they say they want in a pitcher. They barely upgraded the defense, didn’t upgrade the bullpen, got rid of many good prospects and depth for marginally better players, and did not clear the outfield logjam. In what could have been such a franchise altering offseason, Breslow failed. So far his failures are showing with a 2-7 start, and the guys we traded away that we got in the Devers trade are balling out. I don’t even know what to say anymore.

@PrinceYoshida7 @HouckssBurner i hate when you idiots do tweets like this

@HouckssBurner Schwarber is currently hitting .188, Alonso is currently hitting around .229, four home runs between the two of them. The only thing they’d provide right now is bad (or no defense) and name recognition. Fans really, really have to give guys more than nine games.. Relax.

@Whatup_wit_that @notgaetti nah

@RoblerRun @notgaetti Then something doesn’t add up

65% catch probability on this nuclear missile is absolutely insane. Who looks at this batted ball and thinks “yeah, that gets caught more often than not, probably about 2/3 of the time”??

@onlinewasteland @DWhite_Defender @clairernak You made my argument more convincing, thanks

@RoblerRun @DWhite_Defender @clairernak 44% still white while the 56% are all fragmented by different race and ethnicities, you are a perpetual victim

it's so fucking funny when the like 50 massachusetts conservatives try to convince everyone else that they're the majority

@DWhite_Defender @clairernak Because boston is no longer white, of course the non whites will vote her in

@clairernak I saw my TL filled with people saying Wu is the worst mayor ever and she ended up getting 93% of the vote😭

@clairernak The people voting for Wu are not white

@Whatup_wit_that @notgaetti It knows exactly where the cf started

@RoblerRun @notgaetti so it takes into account ballpark, positioning, who is playing CF, etc?

@Whatup_wit_that @notgaetti that not how it works

@notgaetti Doubt the 65% factors in the shallow position of the CF at Fenway compared to other ballparks. If he's playing at normal CF depth, 65% out probablility makes sense.

@redsoxstats Just bat Story 7th and they will score runs

Yoshida, when healthy, has hit. He was our best hitter down the stretch and into the playoffs last year. People wanted him dumped in every transaction this winter. He came into the year as a role player. In 19 PA, he has a 32% walk rate and 70% hard-hit rate. So, does he play?

@alpacinogrunt Ed Hand is the absolute worst. Arrogant snob

Ed Hand told me we were being unreasonable and there’s nothing to be upset about!

@SamulskiNYC They are batting him 2nd dude. The season will be over before we know it

@SamulskiNYC The argument from real sox fans is we want him sent to the bottom of the lineup. He does not get on base, he did not get on base last year. Its killing the team

I feel like some Red Sox fans need to be reminded that Trevor Story hit .158 for the entire month of May last year with a 35% strikeout rate. Still hit .263 and went 25/31. He has stretches like this; it’s part of who he is.

@SamulskiNYC His ops+ was 104. His obp was .308!!! And this was after running insanely hot which was unsustainable. So no, red sox fans don't want to hear it. Story is washed

@RoblerRun I don't understand what you're talking about, and I'm not sure you do either.

@SamulskiNYC Oh okay so you're using fantasy stats

@RoblerRun Fantasy stats? That’s batting average, home runs and stolen bases. Story was decidedly not terrible last season

@JoseMP2101 @hiddenregions Huh? 6th highest payroll in baseball

@hiddenregions I don’t mind Breslow, he’s done bid best with the resources given despite some obvious missteps. Same with Cora. I however can’t stand Fatse and Henry

Call it a slow start, but the Red Sox appear to be a very bad team. Heralding the end of Breslow. The roster is a mess. They lack power. Dumb mistakes continue. No #2 hitter. Emptied assets on unnecessary and bad starting pitching. Failed to improve the bullpen.

@waddlehouse17 @AndrewBaileyFC @alpacinogrunt @dogboneberries lol

@AndrewBaileyFC @alpacinogrunt @dogboneberries It’ll be fine, it’ll be better on the back end than the front end. He’ll age very well with how he pitches

Weird how the Red Sox gave 130M to a pitcher that can’t miss bats and the guy is not missing bats.

@egohii @redsoxstats You're the most annoying tweeter on here. In what way is a 90 wrc+ a desirable outcome.

@redsoxstats Fair, but I meant it as a guy who can actually play a good SS who probably won’t be an embarrassment at the plate. Like a 90 wRC+ with plus defense

A very not fun way to begin a season.

@doulbedoink How is San Fran doing? How is Paris doing?

And it is UNEQUIVOCALLY BETTER LMFAO what are these morons smoking that Boston is some neglected hellhole

@GoldBoxRPGGuy @chestnuthillave You are so confused

@RoblerRun @chestnuthillave yeah the point is that they were absolute shitholes

White nationalists watching one video of Fenway Park from the 50s and thinking Boston was better when it was experiencing urban decay just because it was whiter back then is hilarious. Not to mention how terrible the decades that followed were for the city before its revival