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@SecMullinDHS @POTUS @DHSgov Turd farmer

For 49 days, the Democrats have held our DHS employees hostage with their political theatre. It has to stop. Grateful for the leadership of @POTUS and the great men and women of @DHSgov working every day to keep Americans safe. We’re continuing to fight for you.

@TheWord76442105 @hookskat I spent ten years in an abusive marriage; the Bible and church told me it was all my fault. I should be a better wife. Finally left the SOB and the best day of my life was when I threw my Bible in the dumpster.

@hookskat you are correct. the bible tells us this

I suppose our punishment for mocking god will also happen after we die?

@MysterySolvents Trying out for a Bad Bunny back up dancer?

What is Don Jr. trying to hide from?

QP or Share your beach photographs.

@BobGolen Jesus H. Christ on a cracker, people! It’s comedy! Why do MAGA Christians get all bent out of shape around Easter?

Jesus died for our sins. So if we don't sin, he died for nothing.

@LucasSa56947288 My, my, my, I do declare Miss Ladybug has had one too many mint julips.

What’s up with Sen. Lindsey Graham here?

@ThinkingAtheist Easter should be a week long celebration. I have so many Easter memes to share.

@Platypus_PNW Keep ‘em guessing.

should i break character and show you the human behind the platypus or keep it a mystery?

@LucifersTweetz Maybe Charlie will come back on Sunday?

It wasn’t a good Friday for Jesus.

@OrcaOrca0301 So take up knitting. Oh, wait.

so bored

@Quadcarl “Wheee!”

LFG!!!

@ATree_Official And we need this for what reason?

Man I was sleeping and you blast me awake with your shitty light

@Quadcarl Easter needs to be more than a couple days. I have too many memes for such a short time.

Praise Cheesus!

@PhilSledge A bacon induced coma.

Post the latest photo of your pet or pets. I’ll go first. No cheating ❤️