Tom Lay

@WALMOT_ @BRendell05

Blessing your timeline this morning with some Pierre ‘hit it you fat bastard’ Lasogga #lufc

When I see a player go fat 9 double 8 and shake his opponents hand.

@_JordanMatthew @BRendell05

Lasogga is the best finisher we've had in the last ten years.

@BRendell05 @AnnieChave @CricketNosh @sggw10 Top tier tea! I'd have no shame going up for seconds 😅

@AnnieChave @CricketNosh @Tom_Lay @sggw10

Cricket tea that doesn’t fit in my camera frame! @CricketNosh

@simmo06 @HanboroughCC @BRendell05

9 from 82 balls, I watched a similar innings at @HanboroughCC a couple of weeks ago 😴💤

@BRendell05 😍 Glorious!

@lionel1664 @ThatsSoVillage @Wellycc @WEPLCricket @WeplHearsay @SomersetACO @Tom_Lay

What’s the most village thing that happened in your match at the weekend?

@secondtierpod @BRendell05

Random footballer of the day: Former Leeds defender Gaetano Berardi. #LUFC

LET'S GO #49ers #niners

@BRendell05 @FootyScran @ACSparta_CZ That's a sensational sausage

@FootyScran @ACSparta_CZ @Tom_Lay can we go please.

Spicy sausage at AC Sparta Prague (@ACSparta_CZ) 🇨🇿 90 CZK (£3)

@willis_macp @BRendell05 this is me all over

Tom Kohler-Cadmore on his 100 last week: “I am going to play some shots that will have people tearing their hair out and maybe suffer some awful dismissals, but it is all about making sure I am confident and fully committed” TKC today, great stuff:

@England @HKane @Ben_Halsey_27

ENGLAND'S ALL-TIME RECORD GOALSCORER! Congratulations, @HKane! 👏

@bryansgunn @Tubbbbbbbbs when someone asks if I'm going Cheltenham this year

If you’re not at the races you can’t win the football

Leeds are better when Bamford is on the pitch

@BRendell05 @danielstorey85 Funny but I don't agree 😅 I rate Marsch

@danielstorey85 @Tom_Lay

Saw a Leeds fan on Twitter describe Jesse Marsch as "Yank Lampard" earlier, and it's not left my head since.

@racingblogger @Tubbbbbbbbs

🎄 Girlfriend on Boxing Day: Are you seriously going to sit there and gamble on horses all day Me:

2nd team award. 🔹 Bowler of the year. Marc Jordan 🔹 Batsmen of the year. Tom lay 🔹Players player. Tom lay. 🔹Young player of the year. Ryan McCall The best award of the night: 🔹The dick busby memorial. Kieran McCall

@BRendell05 N'Golo Bogdan

3-1 defeat against most of the oppos first team. We played well considering! Looking forward to playing at home next week ⚽

Back on the football pitch today, first time since April @FreelandFC ⚽

@FreelandFC @KeylockRob @ClubHailey Got my boots ready ⚽️

@ClubHailey 2-2 @FreelandFC 🤝 Very competitive game, fair result. Our goals from @KeylockRob & Liam Harris! 🚀

@FootyAccums @BillyRendell

When you're bottom of the groupchat FPL table and someone asks when you're using your wildcard:

@KeylockRob Can't be snubbing Stella like that