Sam Walker

@historyinmemes @perks_8

An astronaut washes his hair in space

@_kjs1874 @Juan_Moya_1

Dare you all to look what he’s replying to…

@SundayShoutsFC @chrismonty04

When the big centre-half spots the keeper off his line. 🔥🔥

@LaurenAlexis_x @perks_8

is it true that you’re HIM? 😳🥵

@BRendell05 @AnnieChave @CricketNosh @Tom_Lay Fantastic finish with some form of southern fried chicken wings.

@AnnieChave @CricketNosh @Tom_Lay @sggw10

Cricket tea that doesn’t fit in my camera frame! @CricketNosh

@NoContextHumans @perks_8

@NoContextHumans @perks_8

@perks_8 @NoContextBrits Very good, but no.

@NoContextBrits @sggw10

@Mo_utdred @KeylockRob

Ten Hag and Pep Guardiola getting ready for the Fa Cup final.

@GNev2 @EthanSimlett

Does anyone get slightly wound up like me when a ball is placed out of the quadrant when a corner is being taken!!

@FootyScran @LillestromSK @perks_8

Pølse med lompe - sausage in a potato pancake at Lillestrøm (@LillestromSK) 🇳🇴 40 NOK (£3)

@FitbaPatter @KeylockRob

Let it go, mate.

@perks_8 @FootyScran @HarrogateTown 😂😂😂

@FootyScran @HarrogateTown @sggw10

Steak and ale pie with mash potato, mushy peas and gravy at Harrogate Town (@HarrogateTown) 💷 £9

@callumruddy @irwin92

Some skill that, wrapping your big toe round a bottle

@fesshole @perks_8

In my early teens I used to go to the BHS restaurant in Birmingham where you could build your own breakfast. I used to stuff as many sausages in my mouth in the queue & then just pay for toast.

@fesshole @perks_8

24 years ago, aged 18, I walked in on dad licking mum out - after I'd been on a night out. Mum brought a cup of tea the next morning and asked how my night was. Told her I didn't remember getting home to save embarrassment. Still haunted to this day. Awful memory to have.

@SundayShoutsFC @chrismonty04

Tag a goalkeeper this reminds you of.

@442Wide @Juan_Moya_1

Backstreet Moyes

@442Wide @Juan_Moya_1 @perks_8

Ben Codfrey

@kanleyyy @perks_8

babe what’s wrong? you haven’t even opened your vape hamper yet