BehindTheCurtain

Everyone thinks they’re thinking, until you question what they believe. That’s where it gets interesting.

@instablog9ja Here we Go

Domestic trophy parade loading… Stay focused 😃

@Laughbasket1 @Wizarab10 Are you alive bro?

@Wizarab10 Sir Wiz, I have sure 2 odds. If e cut make I die

Carry two obough Asaba. I dey for you

@OneJoblessBoy Hopefully, she didn’t suddenly remember religion only when it comes to his money. I hope she follows the religious expectations of a wife too. If she does, then I see no problem. At the end of the day, everyone should know what they signed up for.

“My husband cannot come and say I should come and pay school fees with him, it’s not done… My money is my money. His money is for all of us. That’s what Islam says…”

From tomorrow we go submit our respective trophies for the season

@Kgadi_yaMoloto It's not for you to decide.

And guys even if we share a baby daddy, our kids are not siblings please 😭

@PenTitan Come out play ball.

PSG are literally FIGHTING to get a shot on target Is this team that's supposed to beat me 5:1?

@BukkyOA Everybody uses successful dropouts as evidence. Nobody uses unsuccessful graduates as evidence. Maybe both sides are gambling differently. 😂

If you like, don’t go to school; let all these motivational people with ‘I dropped out of school and built a 22-figure business’ deceive you. Meanwhile, every eke market day, they attend their kids' graduations. Eye go soon clear.

@Owiggy_ Normal, help your neighbor. Keyword....HELP.

@UnveiledInsight Na rubbish una like

Stop sleeping with your neighbours

@TheManAfricano What if the problem refuse to stay there😂 but wants Temi's effort?

“Temi can you do me a favor” ME -

@instablog9ja By avocado number 20, I'd start confessing crimes I never committed. Fair punishment

Man Caught Ste@ling Avocados Allegedly Forced to Consume 51 Unripe Fruits

@Techriztm @tonysnip3r E be like you wan sell that your car under duress.

@tonysnip3r How I fit start this thing ?

22million naira boom 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

@jrnaib2 This is like writing a shopping list and ending it with "and please marry my daughter

1. I want to see an end to the insecurity devastating Nigeria. 2. I want to see the completion of the AKK gas pipeline. 3. I want to see the completion of the Mambilla Hydroelectric Power Project. 4. I want to see an end to open grazing and street ranching, replacing them with modern ranching practices. 5. I want to see an end to child begging by implementing a modern, structured Almajiri education system. 6. I want to see a network of high-quality roads and modern rail lines across Nigeria. 7. I want to see a corruption-free Nigeria. 8. I want to see a world-class education system in Nigeria. 9. I want Nigeria to become a global tech hub. 10. I want to see adequate, accessible healthcare in Nigeria. 11. I want to see a thriving and modernized agricultural sector in Nigeria. 12. I want to see a united Nigeria. 13. I want to see Nigeria transformed into an economic powerhouse, like the new China. 14. I want to see a working Nigeria. 15. I want to see Atiku Abubakar elected as Nigeria's president in 2027, because he is the only candidate capable of achieving these goals, backed by a tangible blueprint ready for implementation. — AbdulAziz Na'ibi Abubakar

@FPLNigeria01 Not even the second time

@UnveiledInsight When was the first time

It's not the first time Man O' War has been disbanded in FUTO. The real surprise would be if they stayed disbanded.

@instablog9ja Sir, are we there yet or should we keep enduring?

🗣️ If you had one minute with President Tinubu, what would be your first message to him?

@alpharivelino Bros just solved unemployment in 3 paragraphs.

If a young woman is broke, she can make money giving blowjobs If a young man is broke, he can also make money giving blowjobs Blowjobs is the closest thing we have to Universal Basic Income

@instablog9ja Some people married at 22 and found peace. Some waited till 35 and found premium suffering Age no get receipt for happiness. Life dey humble everybody equally.

What Getting Married In Your Early Twenties Says About You — Media Personality Leti Sparks Debate

@DanielRegha TG sees music every day. For him to tweet this, the song no be ordinary song. @boy_director what song made you say this?

When it is real music, and not just anything being produced nowadays for clicks and fast cash.

@Wizarab10 Haha tears loading..... The guy don already calculate win-win for himself and Mr Bayo if Arsenal wins. My brother, you get strong heart o. Arsenal and penalty shootout? That combination Anything is possible like you said, but this one get strong potential to end in tears

Anything is possible. If they draw and Arsenal win on penalty, I don win my bet. Win-win for me and Mr Bayo