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@toadswiback Drink of choice is a Loko Buzz Box which combines 3 of the finest gas station libations ever to drip through the lips and ass. Add a float of 99 schnapps of your choice and get ready to meet God - who in this case manifests in a homeless man with the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

Friends, start drinking alcohol. Not cut back. Increase. > alcohol helps goon for longer durations > increases feelings of invincibility > accelerates tendency to ride behind a pt cruiser on roller blades > makes OAR crazy game of poker a tolerable song > elevates heart rate to make you feel something again > raises likelihood of cramming your junk in a deep fryer at rally’s > impairs perception that life is rapidly dwindling into a pathetic, unsalvageable mess One drink does that.

@toadswiback HMS Sea Diddy

a bang bros oil tanker has passed successfully through the straight of hormuz to continue their marathon orgy at sea tour.

@KingCyrusCrypto @GordonGekko Best explanation tbh

@GordonGekko They closed the straight of hormuz and farts need gas

Fartcoin just nuked. Any news?

@jbondwagon All that money and RR couldn’t be bothered to find a fucking tailor 😭

Don’t be like Ryder Ripps and Pauly > made a living out of trolling & copying art > Pauly founded Not Larva Labs that created Cryptophunks, left facing Punks > Ripps supported it & its ideology despite DMCAs from Larva Labs > together they launched RR/BAYC using the same troll strategy but for BAYC > used same BAYC images and token numbers for RR/BAYC > generated $1.5Mn+ from mint and royalties using stolen BAYC art > on top of stealing BAYC art, they also started conspiracy theories that BAYC is racist and inspired by Nazism > got sued by Yuga for trademark infringement & cybersquatting in 2022 > found out that “art” excuse does not work if you steal art, even just for parody > ordered to pay Yuga $1.5Mn+ initially in 2023 for damages associated to mint and royalties while case continues > total damages to be paid to Yuga is estimated to be up to $9Mn > case closed with a confidential settlement by Ripps and Pauly in 2026 > banned for using the BAYC IP permanently You fuck around. You find out.

@toadswiback Hell of a conversation starter. Or ender. Or a piece to discourage unwanted guests from ever returning.

last day at the fair. a commission for rhydon in its final form. the largest piece i’ve ever endeavored. the poetry that accompanies the piece is below. more to come on how the piece transpired, but for now, incredibly fucking proud of this.

@rixmeta What a time to have been alive

Was scrolling opensea and found these NFT collections nah bro what am i even looking at 😭 have you even seen any worse NFTs than this before?

@jbondwagon Wake me when they’re up 540%

MAYC is up 5.4% in light of the news that The Clubhouse is coming soon (likely this year) In comparison, BAYC barely moved in the wake of this news Seems like people are finally realizing that they can get into the Clubhouse with just a Mutant Ape 👀 Mutants are undervalued af

@camolNFT Graded manga is the next wave (yugiyoh, one piece, Pokémon…)

Hot take: - Modern Pokémon is absurdly overvalued - Vintage Pokémon is absurdly undervalued - Vintage Pokémon toys are absurdly undervalued

@Gavinmeeler Love it

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@jbondwagon Proof Collective:

Doodles: “Try our Doodles AI” Azuki: “Introducing our new TCG, Gates Awakened” Moonbirds: “We’re collaborating with Pudgy Penguins to bring our IP in Vibes” Pudgy Penguins: “On top of that, we’re also bringing Pudgy World to Amazon” Bored Ape Yacht Club:

Bullish for Yuga's Otherside as there's no more competition. BAYC will have to moon now.

@machibigbrother Machi coming back for whatever liquidity is left. How’s Bobaoppa working for you degens?

You need redemption. I want revenge. $MACHI

@jbondwagon @HaterReport And that’s why he’s at best the 8th greatest Laker of all time

@_Beastnode @HaterReport He’s a good actor but not worthy of Oscars yet 😭😂

MICHAEL B. JORDAN WON AN OSCAR FOR HIS ROLE IN SINNERS

@jbondwagon @HaterReport LeFlop can’t take the heat 🤣

@_Beastnode @HaterReport 😂😂😂 hahahaha I love LeBron but I had to

@jbondwagon @HaterReport This is such a Greg post (minus the cursing) and I’m here for it 😂

@HaterReport This is why Michael Jordan is the GOAT LeBron James can’t win a fcking Oscars

@camolNFT Nothing - the arc of a flash in the pan collectible craze with no entertainment IP underpinning to sustain it has achieved its logical conclusion

Labubu’s have crashed from $200+ to $14 What went wrong???

@Gavinmeeler Meeler hand genesis

My first digital work Made in 2016 (Also the first time I signed my name as MEELER)

@toadswiback Shnickty shnickty shnoine

about to turn into fucking wolverine tonight.

Kim Kardashian was spotted opening packs of Pokémon cards with Steve Aoki 👀

@CoinDesk This is the only PEI product I recognize

LEGAL: Original Penguin parent company PEI Licensing has filed a trademark infringement lawsuit against Pudgy Penguins, alleging the crypto brand's apparel marks "mislead and deceive" consumers. PEI has been using a penguin mark since 1956 and first sent a cease-and-desist in Oct. 2023.