@LegoRacers2 Living in San Bernardino and complaining about tortas is like living in Atlantis and complaining it's wet
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Thelma Barbitch
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@justinboldaji He said 'no loads refused', I said you're kidding, there's got to be some loads refused, there can't be- and these guys, big, strong guys, they say it's true Mr. President
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Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was
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@facetedcarapace A lot of Bowie's records will likely never be broken but I respect her trying
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Hannah Einbinder appears to be going for some sort of Triple Crown of Bisexuality and it's an impressive thing to watch
Gillian Anderson@GillianA
The Hunger (1983) oh and…
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@eromrevel @nowaytodoo @jrothieno @leadaal 'Hail Mary' - a Catholic prayer to Mary, mother of Jesus, for aid
'Hail Mary' then became the name of an American football play where a team goes all-out to score (and prays first that it will work)
By extension, 'hail Mary' = a highly unlikely effort, a long shot
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the chinese translation for Project Hail Mary seems to have gotten some attention, there're actually 3 different names and they all have different meanings
🇭🇰 Hong Kong - 末日聖母號 (Doomsday Holy Mother Ship)
🇹🇼 Taiwan - 極限返航 (Extreme Return Voyage)
🇨🇳 China - 挽救計劃 (Rescue Plan)
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@CTachio83984 Pericles, it's 102 degrees out here and the battle ended yesterday..take the helm off bro
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looking at depictions of the historical pericles and almost every single depiction of him shows him with his battle helmet raised up to expose his face but never his hairline, he had kind of a tim pool thing going from the looks of it
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@PurpyNFL Her chili was obviously way too hot but did she complain
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“Omg Penjamin Dab Lady is an addict”
Yeah, addicted to being an American hero. Have some fucking respect.
Koalapuffslive@koalapuffslive
Celebrating the weekend with a nose dab 👃🏼🍯
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@CTachio83984 Darth Maul repeatedly talks about how he's motivated by wanting to kill the jedi too lol
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hes there cause the emperor told him to go there and fight, you ever had a job?
Ryan Rhodes ⚙️🧠@langofmind
Everyone is giving the wrong reasons for why this sucks. It sucks because Darth Maul is a non-character. He's a guy with horns who has no interior goals or desires. Why is he here? Why are they fighting? None of this matters, and it's not about anything
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Obviously this is what he’s going for but lmao
DRUSKI@druski
How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸
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@MattZeitlin One impact of this has been shockingly good Punjabi food cropping up at truck stops all through the Central Valley
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trivia time! what are the three most commonly spoken languages in the central valley (california's agricultural region stretching form redding to bakersfield)
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@johnfawkes @CartoonsHateHer @CathyYoung63 Except for Return to Castle Wolfenstein which is a literal representation of what should ideally happen
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@CartoonsHateHer @CathyYoung63 Men also fantasize about getting into gunfights with Nazis (it’s called video games) so people really need to internalize that fantasies aren’t entirely literal representations of what people actually want to happen.
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@JakobIngvardsen From there, of course, we set our sights on Honduras
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Step 1) conquer Haiti
Step 2) ????
Step 3) Liberate Hungary somehow
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@BoronTheFloor Ralph Lauren polo over Ralph Lauren long sleeved shirt and capris
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instead you need to be wearing tight denim shorts and a Levi’s t shirt for some reason
RS Archer@archer_rs
Americans, if coming to Europe this summer, some suggestions of what not to wear ANY hats indoors Trainers with every outfit Cargo shorts Loud logos and graphics Ill-fitting clothes A shirt of your sports team Flip-flops everywhere Clashing colors and patterns Beach shorts
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headbutts are terrifying and this is a corker, in this case delivered to a swanky young fascist of the millei regime. you may not want to watch this, viewer discretion advised. in general, don't get too close if you don't want to get got with one of these
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@AChillGhost Same except the vocal register is best described as "how I remember minor side characters from All Creatures Great And Small sounded"
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Physically impossible to read Old English aloud without slipping into a vocal register I can only describe as “Gandalfian”
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@tonyhawktruther Writing the Great American novel isn't for the alcoholic.
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*trying to think of a guy who isn’t weak* An indie author,
G. F. Allen@AuthorGFAllen
Being an indie author isn’t for the weak.
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@LegoRacers2 @Nuskylicious This is an insane thing to have to say but the old English community has a definite nazi problem
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@Nuskylicious This guy isn’t “a medievalist” he’s just some asshole online
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This is why you have to keep medievalists on a short leash.
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