stochastic book fair

@westjet the manage flights link to get my refund for my cancelled flights doesn't work, and your compensation claims page isn't turning up my flight. Give me my goddamn money back you bums

Ok you win @WestJet

@WestJet please

Who is the twink behind Hollande

@y0cuando “Now I just bully myself”

I’m convinced Libs Of TikTok is run by a secret Dem at this point because this is just facts

@WestJet Don't you fkin dare cancel my flight pay your damn employees

@JDabknee @nominalthoughts @harrisondubay I think the 22nd amendment expressly forbids twinks

@ar1process @nominalthoughts @harrisondubay

Hilary Clinton could do the funniest thing rn

democrats watching this debate

Tag in Newsom

@RealAlbanianPat Kevin Falcon just happy to be mentioned

I am putting together a team.

@captgouda24 About 500M was indeed punitive. In any case, the families' willingness to pay for the counterfactual is probably on the order of tens of millions. There's a Chicago-y argument for penalties exceeding damages: expected penalty should equal damages but not all damage is penalized.

I don't like Alex Jones. He should not have said what he said about Sandy Hook. But did he actually do something worth $1.5 billion in damages? This seems absurd to me, and very much like a punishment given due to dislike, not an assessment of the facts.

Nobody on election twitter has mentioned this factoid yet: today's by-election count in Toronto-St. Paul's has been delayed because the ballot is nearly a meter long. This comes after 70+ candidates put their names on their ballot to protest first-past-the-post.

Dominated convergence? You mean what I did to your boyfriend last night?

@stringbean670 @JDabknee Can I be business

@JDabknee Why delete? Stand on business!

Nice try @JDabknee

@jdabre11 Being on the right side gives you the last word in internet memes

They gave up the right to have the final statement just so Biden would be on the right side of the screen???

@JDabknee @itswallam

@itswallam He’s a force of nature he can’t be stopped

someone stop this man

@y0cuando Tbf to the pro-Likud commentators in Ireland, there are not many arguments against recognizing the statehood of a former British colony where European settlers of a different religion have militarily subjugated and starved the population under the pretext of preventing rebellion

Beyond parody

@timgill924 Did Larry ever pin Jim Jordan? I don’t think so.