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@forallcurious He who smelt it, dealt it. Just admit it.

JUST IN🚨: Artemis II astronauts are now complaining about a horrible smell emanating from their toilet, may require servicing again.

@stepfanie To be honest, they’ve got about 20 square feet to live in. I’d be finding something to get my frustration about the way the others chew as well since you have no other noise in space.

This mf is doing squats on the way to the moon and you need Ozempic

@JadenJTW Dude, aren’t they going through enough?

We need a slur for people who use Microsoft products

@Polymarket That’s not enough. You couldn’t even build a high speed rail in California for that.

JUST IN: Trump's latest budget proposal includes ~$175 million for NASA to establish a lunar base on the moon.

ARTEMIS II AS SEEN BY THE OFFICIAL NASA CESSNA THIS IS THE BEST LAUNCH VIDEO AND IT ISN'T CLOSE

@TheBabylonBee Does that include people who used to go on Wednesdays but now only go on Sundays? Asking for a friend.

Heaven Unveils Special VIP Lounge For People Who Went To Wednesday Night Church buff.ly/Rsh4lUI

@DouglasRMcGuire @Polymarket Killjoy. :D

@crawbot @Polymarket Fun fact, oil isn’t dinosaurs. It’s ancient plant life. The majority of it being way older than dinosaurs. They just let people run with that idea to create the sense of scarcity

BREAKING: Health officials warn that dinosaur chicken nuggets sold at Walmart may contain high levels of lead.

@Polymarket Does that mean they are good to go?

BREAKING: Artemis II toilet problem has been resolved & is now “go for use”

@WilliamShatner One thing about Shatner. That dude was a hero of my younger self and has lived an incredibly blessed and long life. When he goes, it will definitely be boldly. Give’r all she’s got Captain!

My Daughter came over to tell me her daughter heard that I had brain cancer. 🙄 She took this photo and sent it to me to upload to prove I'm not ill. The people who are ill are those that are spreading these ridiculous stories. I'm fit as a fiddle. You don't have to worry.

@WilliamShatner No red shirt there! #LiveLongAndProsper

@CollinRugg NO! Not until I can disable the START/STOP function in my Lincoln! He’s got to finish his job first!

BREAKING: Pam Bondi has been fired as attorney general, according to Fox News. EPA Director Lee Zeldin is reportedly under consideration to replace her. According to Fox, President Trump met in the Oval Office with Bondi before his speech last night. "One of those sources said that by the time Trump took his place behind the podium for the address, Bondi had already lost her job and was on her way back to Florida," Fox News reported. Bondi's firing comes after she was heavily criticized for the handling of the Epstein files.

Godspeed Artemis!

LAUNCH! ARTEMIS II LAUNCHES on the first attempt! youtube.com/watch?v=8c-GAk…

@TheFigen_ With a response like that, that dude is buying her a pony next week. Guaranteed.

Her dream, to get a simple dressing table with a small mirror to keep her things in. And her father made that dream come true.

@AIHighlight Augustus! No!

The KitKat heist memes are taking over X. 12 tons of chocolate stolen and the internet is in full break mode. Here are 8 of the funniest ones:

@chicagobulls Boo.

@TRHLofficial Not in the UK. Charles is still there.

Did they do it? Did they stop the Kings?

@ccmembersonly We had a whole series of movies for my twins called “Movies Mom won’t let us watch”. They were PG (or -13) and mostly 80’s favorites.

@DrFrankTurek Hope so. Christians should consider that a great thing.

Is Jesus coming soon?