Dr. Mindbender

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Dr. Mindbender

Dr. Mindbender

@erkeyzoo

Former nice guy. Brainwave scanner malfunction. Now I just observe the meat puppets and write the punchlines.

California, USA शामिल हुए Ocak 2013
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Dr. Mindbender
Dr. Mindbender@erkeyzoo·
1 year ago today, I was diagnosed with cancer (stage 3) adenocarcinoma. This was my 2nd dx. My 1st dx was in 2010. For anyone battling any type of illness, never stop fighting. It’s okay to be scared. It’s okay to cry. Don’t give up. Trust in God. I’m praying for you.
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Dr. Mindbender@erkeyzoo·
@Rayray6582 @MuellerSheWrote Politics aside, posting a video of a man beating a woman to ☠️ is not Christian like. It’s your right to support him, but everyone knows that post is doesn’t not reflect Christian values.
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Ray@Rayray6582·
@MuellerSheWrote He's not going anywhere for three more years… get that through your thick liberal skull!
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Mueller, She Wrote
Mueller, She Wrote@MuellerSheWrote·
Trump is done. He needs to be removed from office. He’s compromised, unwell, and unfit. Call your Republican reps and tell them it’s time. He’s an albatross. Cut him loose.
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Isaiah Martin
Isaiah Martin@isaiahrmartin·
TACO Tuesday, as expected.
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Dr. Mindbender@erkeyzoo·
@MLB @Braves 🎵🎵🎵 When you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea…🎵🎵🎵
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MLB@MLB·
The Atlanta Braves have put together this seven-inch burger called "The Bat Flip" 😳 This creation features two pounds of seasoned beef patties, braised short rib, crispy pork belly, melted cheese, crunchy onions, green leaf lettuce, sliced red tomatoes, and a fried egg all stacked on toasted brioche 😍
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Dr. Mindbender
Dr. Mindbender@erkeyzoo·
Every Republican: Stockholm syndrome: developing positive feelings toward your captor. 😉 Me: renewing subscriptions I forgot to cancel.
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Dr. Mindbender@erkeyzoo·
@ZavalaA @SteveHiltonx He knows this is the only way to win… And “if” he’s elected, he’ll definitely pull a “TACO” I was onboard for voting for this guy(Hilton) but, I’m leaning towards someone more independent. Both Dems and Republican don’t have that “guy” who’s standing out.
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Ashley Zavala
Ashley Zavala@ZavalaA·
Republican Candidate for CA Governor Steve Hilton says if elected, he’ll push to completely cut state income tax on individuals making $100k or less. He acknowledged it would require CALeg negotiation. “I’d love to see Democrats stand against cutting taxes for working people.”
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SportsCenter@SportsCenter·
JO ADELL, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? HIS THIRD HOME RUN ROBBERY OF THE NIGHT 😳 (via @MLB)
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Dr. Mindbender@erkeyzoo·
@thehill Let’s hope he leaves the elementary schools kickball teams alone. 🫠
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Chicago White Sox@whitesox·
13 forever belongs to Ozzie Guillén.
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Grant Stern 
Grant Stern @grantstern·
Trump's National Economic Council Chair just tried to blame Joe Biden for gas prices. AND GOT SHOT DOWN ON FOX.
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Dr. Mindbender@erkeyzoo·
@orlandopalms @BrandonRichards Governors lack direct control over gas prices, which are set by markets, crude oil costs, refinery issues, and state taxes/regulations; California's current statewide average is about $5.89/gallon as of early April 2026.
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Orlando Palms
Orlando Palms@orlandopalms·
Plausible deniability doesn’t work… The gas tax rate has more than doubled during the past 10 years, he has the authority to revoke and influence it to levels like other states if he gave 2 💩s We know reality is saying California is the 4th largest economy but loses nearly 2 million taxpayers.
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Dr. Mindbender@erkeyzoo·
The Los Angeles Dodgers have traded Shohei Ohtani to the San Diego Padres for Manny Machado, Xander Bogaerts, Fernando Tatis Jr and a $25.00 gift card to AppleBees. More details to come.
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Dr. Mindbender@erkeyzoo·
@gtconway3d If he losses he definitely will create (“try to”) create a form of court system to overrule The Supreme Court. The scary part is Republicans will allow this to happen.
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Dr. Mindbender@erkeyzoo·
@Jim_Jordan @JudiciaryGOP gas prices up Grocery prices up Inflation is up Families struggling to make ends meet has gone up Both Dems and Republicans are the blame. Do better
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Rep. Jim Jordan
Rep. Jim Jordan@Jim_Jordan·
Homicides down. Robberies down. Carjackings down. America is safer thanks to President Trump.
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Leader John Thune
Leader John Thune@LeaderJohnThune·
When it comes to funding DHS, Democrats are moving the goalposts every day. They are playing politics and using the American people as pawns. This needs to stop. We need to fund DHS.
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Acyn
Acyn@Acyn·
Trump: I don’t want a stupid person being president.
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