
Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌
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Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌
@fuzzychimpcom
Husband. Father of chimplings. Opposable thumbs. Conservative. Christian. #ProLife #America! 🇺🇸





🚨UPDATE ON MY DAD'S JOURNEY: I am fighting the medical system, the state, and my own family just to protect my dad in his darkest hour. If you have ever had to fight for a parent, you know how hard this is. Thank you to everyone standing with me. First, I want to say a massive thank you for all the love, prayers, and support you’ve shown so far. I am deeply appreciative of every single one of you. Thanks to your generosity, we were able to cover his rent and bills for this month. Dad is officially out of the hospital. We had hoped he would be transferred to a live-in acute care rehab facility where he would receive 5 hours of physical and speech therapy a day, but he was unfortunately denied. He has been moved to an assisted living facility instead, where he is only receiving 1 hour of therapy a day. The doctors have shared that the prognosis for a full recovery is not very good. He still cannot speak, stand, eat, drink, or move on his own, and he relies entirely on a G-tube for nutrition. We finally got his basic Medicare sorted out, but without supplemental insurance, he is still responsible for massive hospital/medical bills. We are also facing the reality that the state will likely seize his assets to pay for his long-term care at the facility. Our next immediate task is clearing out his hoarder house and finding storage for his belongings. To complicate an already heartbreaking situation, I am facing severe family roadblocks regarding access to his home to begin the clearing process. I am now forced to hire a lawyer to ensure my dad's best interests, his assets, and his care plan are legally protected. Because of the mounting medical bills, the upcoming costs of moving and storage, and now these unexpected legal cost, I am keeping the fundraiser open. If you are able to continue sharing the link or can donate, it would mean the world to us. I also strongly believe in the power of prayer, so please keep my dad in your prayers during this difficult time. God bless you all, and thank you again from the bottom of my heart. spot.fund/c9fbtkjst

OBAMA: “The other side does the mean, angry, exclusive, us/them, divisive politics. That's their home court. Our court is coming together.” 🤔

When you have a rules-based order where you carve out exceptions to our values, eventually the exceptions become the rules.

I was at a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly had to fart. The music was really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a few songs I started feeling better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me… Then I remembered I was listening to my iPod. 😖



The fabulous folks at Twitchy started my week right. Thank you for this, and keep up the good work over there. You’re fighting a tsunami of propaganda from the left every day. Stand fast. twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/202…


If you are a Star Trek fan, you will appreciate this video of this lady performing Frozen in Klingon!!!

This is not about Right or Left, it’s about Right and Wrong.

Whatever you think Germans should have done in 1933, do it now.

Michael Fanone: “I don’t need to hear from the chief of police that we all need to remain calm and protest peacefully. Fuck you and fuck that. What are you doing to keep my community safe from these thugs? If you’re not gonna do it, then it’s time for the American people to organize and utilize their 2nd Amendment right to protect themselves from what has clearly become an unaccountable and lawless agency that’s killing Americans”

BREAKING: Alpha News has obtained cellphone footage showing perspective of federal agent at center of ICE-involved shooting in Minneapolis







