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Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌

Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌

@fuzzychimpcom

Husband. Father of chimplings. Opposable thumbs. Conservative. Christian. #ProLife #America! 🇺🇸

Zoo Katılım Temmuz 2015
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Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌@fuzzychimpcom·
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.” #MarchForLife
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Tell him you don't want to try his dessert. Once he's carved it down to the last perfect bite, stick your fork in it and say you changed your mind.
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When it’s 45 B.C. and your boss at the winepress tells you to increase production.
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Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
If this was your baby, what would you name it?
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“It’s going to be one of the great hives of the world, frankly. Nobody’s ever seen anything quite like it.”
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@MarioNawfal I love how you do the “internet is on fire” thing to give yourself deniability for trying to pin this on the JOOOS. “I’m just reporting what others are saying.”
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Zambo Elmas@ailliwre·
@fuzzychimpcom It’s insane how far off the deep end the left is. This is their base theory now. Trump has literally broke their minds
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The Dank Knight 🦇
The Dank Knight 🦇@capeandcowell·
Hey friends, my baby granddaughter is traveling back across the state today to find out if she might need more surgery. It’s all I can think about. I wish I could do it for her. Any prayers would be greatly appreciated. God is in control.
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Sunny@sunnyright·
What if I were to tell you that the problem with the third assassination attempt on the same president, isn’t that he might politically benefit from it. That the actual problem is the repeated assassination attempts.
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Beau@Capacitor1776·
@fuzzychimpcom I know someone who writes a certain article that only appears on Mondays... This should be in it 😆
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When you're waiting for your call back to work for MS NOW.
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Harry Sisson@harryjsisson·
All of the Republicans using the WHCD shooting to promote Trump’s ballroom are just straight up weird man
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Rick Wilson is now doing “false flag” conspiracy theories These people are fucking broken
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