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@jonesrrrrrr @Cpt_Alejandro @pubity you’re either not an american, functionally illiterate, or both. so which is it?

@Cpt_Alejandro @pubity Says the guy who loves vaccine, people getting arrested for mean words and let’s all the rich dems tax the middle class to hell while allowing unfettered illegal criminal immigration to wreck their cities.

A beekeeper in Massachusetts has been arrested after unleashing an entire swarm of bees on police officers who were trying to evict an elderly cancer patient from his home. Over 1000 bees died in the struggle, and one officer had to be hospitalized for bee-related injuries.

@suburban_homer @Stealth40k everyone hates you, delete your account

@Stealth40k If you thought this was a free country, just remember that it’s illegal to have low prices

Reggie Fils-Aimé says an Amazon Executive asked for something illegal of Nintendo, so they stopped working together for a time: “At that time, you know, just in the Americas, I was selling ten million DS’ a year, we’re driving a lot of revenue. We had a lot of scale. And, at the time, Amazon was looking to get bigger into the video game space. Amazon’s mentality back then is they wanted to have the lowest price out in the marketplace, even lower than Walmart. And one of their executives called me… well, it was a conversation that got to me after it had progressed through all of the levels of my sales organization, and essentially what Amazon wanted is an obscene amount of support, financial support, so they could have the lowest price and beat Walmart. I literally said to the executive, “You know that’s illegal, right? I can’t do that.” You know you get silence on the other end, ‘but this is what I want.’ Literally we stopped selling to Amazon, and it’s because I wasn’t going to do something illegal. I wasn’t going to do something that would put at risk the relationship we have with other retailers. But it also set the stage to say, look, you’re not going to push me around. This is the way we do business. And so that’s how over time you build respect.” nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-amazo…

@Lord21Pack @elnomukspls @hell_line0 lmfao go see a fucking therapist

@elnomukspls @hell_line0 Guess it's a good thing I am not scared of anything, especially brainwashed submissive breedable retarded liberal simps on the Internet, and their parroted unoriginal lines and inability for independent objective thought.

The fact that Americans can just not send their kids to school and call it that “homeschooling” is crazy to me.

i’m having seafood for dinner (entire bag of goldfish)

If the car had simply been invented 100 years later, America would have built 1,000 of the greatest cities in the world...

idling my car while smoking in a public park. you already know that cigarette butt is going in the schuylkill

@Hideki_Naganuma i love you hideki almost as much as i love lugia belly

I still love Lugia’s pot belly.

@iliveinyowalls @beanflakeh8Opps @Merzwoke @Kaito_Da_Wolf lmfao

@beanflakeh8Opps @Merzwoke @Kaito_Da_Wolf "Scar is a groomer" Takes one to know one

how i sound talking abt furry shit to a non-furry person

@PigeonGuyyyy @TrixToilet @SaulOkayishman @Breakfast_Noble @LTGetsPolitical read that as defecation kirk

@TrixToilet @SaulOkayishman @Breakfast_Noble @LTGetsPolitical Nah, I think he’s got a deprecation kink

Several of my friends - including an Iraq war veteran - lost their jobs to DOGE because they were told curbing unnecessary spending was an existential priority. These people believe in nothing but their own self indulgence and avarice.

Withered Sahur

@teamchaosprez @teutonicmexican @davidofamerica @hellspatisserie lmfao

@teutonicmexican @davidofamerica @hellspatisserie sir you’re mexican why are you vouching for the people who want you dead in a cage

If Starbucks and Barnes & Noble are embassies of liberal America in conservative America, what are some embassies of conservative America in liberal America

we got detransitioning for autism now

@king_of_bob @benryanwriter lmao what a crock of shit

@benryanwriter Interesting how you have no problem with corporations stealing from artists...

During the Napster heyday, I made a point of never learning how to use the system. I thought it was wrong to steal music.

@thiiinkiing i enjoy banning her every time to keep my team from playing her at all

I think people have shied away from saying this because dva is the bigger fish to fry and cat is banned regularly in ranked, but Jetpack Cat is the worst-designed char in ow2 by a mile and every day that passes without her getting vaulted or hard reworked is a policy failure

@ballpuckknower @primemackcub yea this sounds like a 5v5 problem

@primemackcub Play 6v6 where the tanks aren’t ridiculously strong and how OW was always meant to be played

i ban hazard they go dva i ban dva they go hazard my tank decides they wanna learn a new hero into those heroes what do i do what do

girlfriend looks over my shoulder and sees that im on a twitter account named "The Toy That Plays Back" and my profile pic is a a jack in the box with angry eyebrows posting stuff like "How about we play with YOU for a change" and "Us Toys hate being played with"

When the January 6th people made it inside and didn’t really know what to do.

@FELIXF0X556 @HotDogThrower @micahsleftnut @matt_talbot99 lmao good job at somehow being even less coherent than the last guy

There’s just no fucking way you posted this. This is genuinely one of the worst self owns I’ve ever seen. Your voice is trembling the entire time. Holy shit.

@Seur101 this one is too real 🙊

Since everyone is doing it heres my ideal team comp Genuinely insane/schizo tank player (possibly either gay/trans but in the closet) Guy with glasses on HS Incel on fdps Gay/woman main support God complex flex support who ego duels everything