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⭐️MLBFESSING ALL-SEXY TEAM VOTING THREAD⭐️

Naw this is me asf

"I’ve had a crush on Pete Alonso since 2019, when I heard him laugh in the background of the Home Run Derby, and it felt like life itself leaned in to listen." -> BITCH IS THIS TYLER CATASTROPHE mlbfessing.straw.page

NO I DIDNT

did 🐻‍❄️ submit this

"every time i see max muncy i get the urge to smack his side to see how sturdy he is. like what you do when you see a large dog, yknow?" -> yes actually i can see this mlbfessing.straw.page

—> dw anon they take a second to populate

"sorry not to take this too seriously but i know for a fact that at least 6 ppl voted jt for hottest catcher (because i begged some of them… ok maybe it is serious) so i think the poll is broken bc there are 5 votes showing and only 3 are for him. what is happening with this app

@lgbtrealmuto No!!!! Go to the polls!!!!! Vote!!!!!!

pete alonso and ben rice over literally anyone else. you’re joking right.

@seiyahomer4iz The Phil Maton shade is wild sorry Luv

@mlbfessing all this happening in my mentions…

EVERYONE VOTE FOR PHIL NOWWW

@veryreallybee @seiyahomer4iz this is a joke if it’s not obvious

@veryreallybee @seiyahomer4iz

That just isnt true -🐻‍❄️

if ben rice wins polar bear admin is deleting this account -🐿️

@veryreallybee @seiyahomer4iz what dat means -🐻‍❄️

@mlbfessing @seiyahomer4iz Guy whos banned from MLB parks:

@veryreallybee @seiyahomer4iz Pls forgive ramón they were kidding We love all our people

@SPlNRATE @seiyahomer4iz Sorry baby

@mlbfessing @seiyahomer4iz

@veryreallybee @seiyahomer4iz Phil Maton snuck onto Earth and into the bullpen to eat ballpark dirt.

@mlbfessing @seiyahomer4iz Clearly someone wants him big dawg he's not a William contreras type