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mlb imagines and confessions
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शामिल हुए Haziran 2026
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"I’ve had a crush on Pete Alonso since 2019, when I heard him laugh in the background of the Home Run Derby, and it felt like life itself leaned in to listen." -> BITCH IS THIS TYLER CATASTROPHE mlbfessing.straw.page
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"every time i see max muncy i get the urge to smack his side to see how sturdy he is. like what you do when you see a large dog, yknow?" -> yes actually i can see this mlbfessing.straw.page
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@lgbtrealmuto No!!!! Go to the polls!!!!! Vote!!!!!!
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pete alonso and ben rice over literally anyone else. you’re joking right.
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@seiyahomer4iz The Phil Maton shade is wild sorry Luv
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@veryreallybee @seiyahomer4iz this is a joke if it’s not obvious
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if ben rice wins polar bear admin is deleting this account -🐿️
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@veryreallybee @seiyahomer4iz what dat means -🐻❄️
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@veryreallybee @seiyahomer4iz Pls forgive ramón they were kidding We love all our people
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@veryreallybee @seiyahomer4iz Phil Maton snuck onto Earth and into the bullpen to eat ballpark dirt.
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@mlbfessing @seiyahomer4iz Clearly someone wants him big dawg he's not a William contreras type
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