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@alexmwanzo umesema cockipit ni ya artemis II baas mars sisi hawa

Ona tu 😍

@kericho_Baddie si ununue kale kababy potty unakunia ndani unapeleka asubui kwa choo

Sahii tumekosana na landlady wa hii ploti , eti juu I posted that choo ni chafu 😂😂, Mimi nimemshow hakuna pahali naenda , itabidi afikirie tena 😫, Kelele yenye ilikuwa hii ploti si mchezo, Me as a whole Baddie ,this is not my level , nafaa kujituma 📌 This is unfair 😩😭

@muriaso @washadd2 hyo ndo anatoka mathira tangu 2010 elewa yeye

@washadd2 These cameras were installed the other day by ntsa for instant fines. But the jams have been there even before expressway was constructed and it has been going on

From dms ofcos. The syndicate involves some rogue karaos who strategically stop vehicles mainly on roundabouts even during rush hour. This allows the hawkers ample time to sell their goods to the drivers and passengers. In return, the hawkers will check the vehicles for insurance stickers as they move around on between cars and check whether the insurance premium is expired. If expired, the hawker notes down the car and passes the information to the karaos managing traffic. The cops will then arrest you and you will be there wondering how they were specific to your car and not others. Its a symbiotic relationship common along Uhuru highway and major city roads.

@KyaloIntel zimejaa nandi hills but not aggressive ubaya ni ukanysge kama hujui unaenda sayun direct juu inafanya damu yako inaganda kama ice alafu unaoza ukisurvive utakuwa amputated

This is a Gaboon viper, a very dangerous venomous snake, hukaa kama matawi, ikikuuma ni WhatsApp ya Matanga tunafungua immediately Naskia huko Mwingi ziko mingi kabisa wapi pengine ziko?

@SalutRn @iamennoh can tero-ghasia be transferred into me auncle alienda 2004 bibi amemea cobwebs kama ghasia

@iamennoh There is something called tero-ghasia.According to traditions baba Ojwang should inherit the lady.Anafaa agongee kijana yake so that the spirit if his son will be at peace.

The late Albert Ojwang's family has officially married his widow....what culture is this?

@Richie_mjamo @OCTOPIZZO kwani unadai @OCTOPIZZO atoe babako juu ya dimanga bangla na yeye si politician. Nyinyi watu wa wheelbarrow we mwenyewe kura yako ya kisii unadhani utatisha nani

Yooh @OCTOPIZZO ,wacha kubehave kama mtoi. Umekua msanii for ages ni kitu gani ya maana umefanya. Punguza makasiriko msee! Otherwise Kibra huoni kituuuuu ng'oooooo!!

@__Makini @georgenjoroge_ @thanos_254k damn kenyans maybe dumb to understand they think its just an accident

@georgenjoroge_ @thanos_254k What do you think about the KPA boss family's death. Just an accident or something fishy

This isn’t just any businessman. Mohamed Jaffer has had his hands on grain, fuel and port logistics the arteries of this country’s economy. At one point, he was handling nearly all bulk grain imports into Kenya. You don’t operate at that level without understanding every moving part of the system. So if the DCI is calling him in, they’re not fishing, they’re sitting across from someone who knows exactly how this game is played behind the scenes.

@ArapTilingi you forgot those creatures are apex predators anything including humans its a pot of soup with gari or that sticky dookie ball

Nigerians don't relate though, they have eaten all their wild animals.

@veneration1 @ArapTilingi @tebogo_59 ewo

@ArapTilingi @tebogo_59 They left nothing for their lions

@EstherPassaris @MamaRachelRuto utakuja lini tuabudu

Targeting our First Lady, Her Excellency @MamaRachelRuto, and suggesting that her wearing shades is evidence of abuse is reckless and irresponsible. Sexual and gender-based violence is not something to trivialize, weaponize, or turn into political theatre. It is a serious issue that affects real women, real families, and real survivors, and it must never be reduced to speculation, insinuation, or cheap political attacks. @fidakenya @CREAWKenya #RespectWomen #EasterMonday

@mwendefrey lesson ya afternoon tuko free si ukuje utufunze

@PoliceKE hyu aliua blood on his hands hafai ata kusema jina easter shit

This Easter, we reflect on sacrifice, hope and renewal. To our officers, your courage and service keep the nation safe. Stay steadfast. Stay committed. Happy Easter.

@edgarwabwire_ njugu karanga mchezo ni wa meno😂😂

Hi Octopizzo, I know you may have forgotten who I am, but I will speak candidly about your character which, quite evidently, has not changed. For the record, I am no longer the small boy you could intimidate the way you used to. I will stand my ground if provoked. I can see you’re still consistent with a character that is filthy from miles away. That kind of consistency is not admirable; it is deeply concerning, and potentially dangerous should you ever wield even a modicum of power. Like I said, patterns don’t lie, and a tree does not fall far from the trunk. The people of Kibera do not say you were not warned. When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time patterns are not coincidental; they are revealing, and ignoring them does not alter their inevitable outcome.

@ItsLeecapalot kidney zinabweka

Ukimix General meakings, Codeine na ma foreign 😂😂

@JusCallMeWill @Joe__Bassey bro that shit slaps I am from the said tribe badass bros

@Joe__Bassey Lmao our ancestors used to drink booze okar hubbly? Damn. Africans are from another dimension.

Our Ancestors conducted brain surgeries since over thousands of years ago done mostly by a Herbalist which the Europeans called Witch doctors cause they never understood the science of using herbs. The patient was given lots of alcohol, then pinned down by people and the herbalist will split their skull and remove the tumor from the brain. Then cover the gape with herbs and bind the skull together with ropes made from palm fronds. Patient heals over some weeks. #Africa

@Elvis_Localman hook ya left ni lethal hainanga resurrection

Ladies, Ayatollah always keep photo receipts just in case you refuse supplying him the straight of hormuz, then uses them to smear you ata saa mnapiga tu picha innocently.

Kenyan skater Kevin won gold for the country in Benin, but I’m convinced the Cabinet Secretary for Sports / Ministry wasn’t even aware of it. The guy had to pay for his own ticket privately, while the cabinet secretaries are busy campaigning for Ruto.

@Erickyricky @DolphineAchie12 unadhani wewe na mamako ndo mtamrudisha😂😂

@DolphineAchie12 Small crowd even can't get a MCA elected come 2027 you will hate yourself and regret for your wasted energy shouting one term

We said Wantam is a Tsunami that will sweep all.

@DrJuma_M hyo ya pili ata ruto anashtuka

Between these Two Pics,Which One Should I be Using When Updating on Jirongos Torch?

My boomer grandfather sold land and left Embu for a remote Kirinyaga town called Wang’uru. There, he blew two million with two old concubines he’d met back in the 70s. Turns out he’d been fantasizing about them for 30 years after a Muthunguci party hosted by Kamaru at a River Road bar. The man never owned a cellphone in his life. To this day, nobody knows how he tracked them down.