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Did Trump stage his assassination attempts? A) Nope B) Yup

We have just entered into a highly ACTIVE, Warm & Sweaty weather pattern. Each day will have the opportunity for T'Storms & some of them will be SEVERE. Meanwhile, temps will be near or above normal thru the period with high dew points. Here is your extended outlook

@ProFootballTalk @CelebrityPool

Judge David Doty, who presided over the case that resulted in the NFL's salary-cap era, has died at 96. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@PaulCharchian The Beard 16 seasons 34990 yds 223 TDs 169 Ints

Jim Hart. 19 seasons. 34,660 yards.

@Acyn Search all their browser histories and we'll find a real story...

Lahren: I don't know if anybody is called James Talarico trans so it is weird they even put that out there (Stephen Miller did)

@PaulTenorio @tombogert @SebSB The system is so flawed every team should have a chance at him

One thing that we should keep in mind regarding Lewandowski to the Fire: Does this influence Leon Goretzka's decision? The Fire remain in the mix for the Germany midfielder. Also: Lewy vs. Muller on July 16? That's the aim. With @tombogert and @SebSB: nytimes.com/athletic/74040…

@JonKrawczynski There's always this too

It appears to be resonating lol

@PatKessler Lucky

The view outside my NYC hotel room.

@snkr_twitr Only a small in the hoodie

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4 college graduates, 3 Masters degrees 1 Doctorate, 2 law degrees 3 Ivy League educations All in one photo. Oh and their husbands are in the photo too

@MountainDew All but the red one

How many points did you get? Anyone here in their 70s? #mountaindew #game

Trump 2020: Quit buying fancy $5 iced coffees! Trump 2026: Get your crappy Freedom 250 coffee for only $10!

@RepFinstad @SecRollins @USDA Two liars pushing an agenda but will either of you explain why farm foreclosures are up over 40% in the United states? It might even be higher in Minnesota. Standing with it Administration that cut off soybean and pork biggest purchaser it's part of the problem and now beef too.

Honored to join @SecRollins yesterday to celebrate America’s 250th birthday. From family farmers to critical water infrastructure to hospitals and emergency services, @USDA works every day to support our rural communities. I am committed to working with Secretary Rollins and this administration to leave our backyard better for future generations.

@PatKessler @DanBarreiroKFAN @Gaardsy Looks AI to me...

Newspaper boxes on the street in NYC today. Attention: @DanBarreiroKFAN @Gaardsy

@atrupar Hey dumbass Doug @SecretaryBurgum For transparency purposes release the videos. Otherwise most of us just believe you're making up more bullshit. Maybe if they drain the pool they can find your spine and you can actually be a real man and tell the truth.

Burgum on the reflecting pool: "When people are using boxcutters to do vandalism on this thing it's the same as if they were throwing paint on Lincoln's statue in the eyes of the law. We've had seven arrests."

@CNNPolitics Oklahoma's a big border crossing state I'm sure he saw lots of action

President Trump says he'll nominate Lance Schroyer, a former Oklahoma state trooper, as the next ICE director. cnn.it/4oQUW0V

Trump is wildly jealous of Obama, his superior in leadership, intellect and character

61 days until America’s best fair.

@CattardSlim 🤣🤣🤣 Could you imagine a look on Eric and lil Don's face?

I hope First Mistress, Natalie Harp, tricks Dumbfuck Don into signing everything he owns over to her, & his family gets nothing. 😭

@PaulleyTicks Americans are stupid

Now, explain this to me like I'm a 9-year-old: just how in the holy fuck did we let this ridiculous TOOLBAG become most powerful man on earth?