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@CanadaMechanic @alecrobbins @grok It's in the fucking screenshot

@alecrobbins @grok what is this website?

this is one of the first Fun New Websites anyone has made this decade

lol x.com/twitter/status…

I have openclaw sending lowball offers on Zillow all day just to make boomers start panicking lol

@newblinkerfluid @Kanph1t @shes_rADIAnt I also love the framing that the mayor is solely responsible for plowing the snow, as if there is nobody else involved and it is their only responsibility. Like, why is it specifically the mayor's fault if the snow doesn't get plowed on time lmfao.

@Kanph1t @shes_rADIAnt So his first storm right after taking office?? You want him to have it all figured out the first month when the previous mayors never figured it out at all?

Maybe we need to amend the constitution a lil bit. Mamdanistan doing stupid 😭

@vmfunc @MDLcsgo @DziurwaF This was a great write up. This is very sketchy behavior from Persona, I'm so glad they're working with Discord now...

the watchers: how openai, the US government, and persona have been secretly running an identity surveillance system since nov 2023. vmfunc.re/blog/persona researched by @vmfunc, @MDLcsgo, @DziurwaF

@TaxVergil @wizhead1011 @VladNcl They're saying that maybe you're not noticing that a lot of them are trans because they pass as a man/woman to you.

@wizhead1011 @VladNcl This has nothing to do with my post, this would suggest there is a place, time or type of person that would not generally fit whithin my description.

I’ve noticed something when it comes to posts with anything trans-related. They always post a picture of someone who looks like a man in lipstick(99% chance the pic they use ain’t even a trans person and it’s just some dude on Halloween lol) , like i get some people are trying to spread the propaganda of “we can always tell” , “trans=man in lipstick” etc, but bruh at least base your opinions on something more common or factual. This would be the equivalent of making a post titled “men have the right to vote in X country” and using the picture of a man who has some form of visible mental disability for it implying that all men who can/will vote are like that, therefore implying that their judgement is not correct/accurate etc. I’m not sure if that’s like the best example to make an analogy but anyone with atleast a bit of common sense can understand my point without looking for reasons to act mad. Which point is, stop using the very select few examples to generalise whole groups of people.

@Squirrelmob75 @itchio That is quite literally what this post is about

@itchio Just sell the games, game seller. Shut the fuck up.

The No ICE in Minnesota bundle has launched, raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Over 1400 items for $10.00! itch.io/b/3484/no-ice-…

@vaxryy @HSVSphere @rtwlz I concur

@HSVSphere @rtwlz I can wholeheartedly recommend Hetzner!

Jmail has crossed 450M pageviews, and our Vercel bill has exploded, even after tons of cache mitigation. Many kind people chipped in to cover the bill, but it’s not sustainable. What are solid, cheaper alternatives?

@HoneyKraut @u1f63a I share a shower where I live, and that just grosses me out, idk. My OCD has caused me to wash my hands until they bleed in the past though, so I'm probably more worried than I should be.

@u1f63a remember a post a while back where people were extremely mad at pissing in the shower. like what is in your pee that is so disgusting that running water doesn't clean it off

SHOWERING IS A SACRED TIME FOR LAYING UPSIDE DOWN AND PEEING ON YOURSELF YOU CAN LIVE FOR 15 MINUTES WITHOUT A SCREEN

@XionTheDark @Jacksepticeye Same lol, I thought it was real because Iron Lung just came out and I figured it wouldn't be shocking to see another YouTuber creating a movie. Luckily I caught that DiscussingFish posted it lol.

@Jacksepticeye When I first read it I thought it was legit, but seeing Mark how he did Iron Blood...I could see another big YouTuber actually putting the heart and care to adapt something as fucked up but amazing story as Blood Meridian

@z4vvdraws @videogameshay Yeah, I've noticed that as someone who doesn't post art here. You'll see a trend pop up and suddenly every single artist on the for you page is doing the same trend, and the other artists get drowned out.

@videogameshay it really does feel like bluesky is so much nicer to smaller artists, twitter is only good when you chase trends it seems like

Test concluded - this platform is shit for artists and no it’s not your art. This Umbreon piece in 2023 got hundreds of likes and thousands of impressions when I had half the account size AND wasn’t verified Today? I have twice the following, pay for verified and after 24 hours only 350 people saw my art. Out of 8,500 followers. I thought maybe my newer style of art was what was doing badly and my art sucked. But now I know that’s not it. Don’t ever be discouraged. This platform is just dogshit. To the people who do see my art and like/comment - I appreciate you so much it’s the only thing keeping me posting on this god forsaken app

@JayMaston12 @DosHatGato @WendyWillsTX @ATHazzard That doesn't matter. What matters is that we're all doing everything we can to keep them out. Whether or not we are successful in doing so is irrelevant to the politics of the situation.

@DosHatGato @WendyWillsTX @ATHazzard Did it work? Did you drive them out? Did you complete your mission of stopping criminal arrests? Did you stop them from upholding federal laws? Will you answer any of my questions, Chud?

Just now: ICE agents crashed their own car driving through S. MPLS roundabout. Got picked up by other agents and dropped tear gas on crowd of hecklers as they left.

@funkykongfac the DK bongos obviously

theres a controller that blows all of these out of the water and I cant BELIEVE you dont know about it

@uncle_rico__ @Greenpeace0609_ @petersonjoshuaa @DavidSkywa3340 @ohmywingz @cturnbull1968 That's not what they're talking about, just read omfg 😭

@Greenpeace0609_ @petersonjoshuaa @DavidSkywa3340 @ohmywingz @cturnbull1968 And I said that those totals do not matter when deciding the president. What do you not understand?

I don’t think MAGA really understands how much people hate them. It’s -20 degrees in Minneapolis right now.

@JimjjIII @cturnbull1968 Ah yes, because AI is perfectly accurate 100% of the time and definitely knows what it's talking about. So far nobody has offered to pay me to show up to protests. I just do it anyways, because I care. What kind of fantasy land do you live in where all protests are fake?

@cturnbull1968 All of them were bussed in and paid.

@Lucas8927927421 @teroterotero @MeidasTouch give him the "no bell" prize and he'll probably think it's the same thing and forget about it.

Trump appears to have leaked a private text message from Emmanuel Macron. Why would any leader ever trust someone who leaks their private conversations?

@BaileyLiz1965 @AndreWGMI @nicksortor Do you actually think that X account is a real thing? It has only 3 posts and less than 100 followers and joined over a year ago, it's clearly not real.

@wispierdev @AndreWGMI @nicksortor it took me 2 second to find this on X. I've also seen posts on Craigs List. If you really want to protest & be paid, it's on you to find out how.

🚨 BREAKING: Rioters are now pouring BUCKETS OF WATER right outside the driveway of ICE Minneapolis in order to make agents SLIP AND FALL when they’re attempting to make arrests This is DISGUSTING. These degenerates are getting away with WAY too much.

@BaileyLiz1965 @AndreWGMI @nicksortor Where are these people paying protestors? I would love to be paid to protest, I'm doing it for free right now!

@AndreWGMI @nicksortor maybe cuz many these 'protesters' ARE getting PAID, so it kinda IS their job?

@Barblh3d @BrotherMingGame @nicksortor Well don't shoot people

@BrotherMingGame @nicksortor Well don’t run over people

@AnaAerospace @block3flaps shinigami eyes

@block3flaps what is this extension called

im so bothered by this. im literally trans. im part of a lgbtq+ rights group on my campus. what could i have possibly said to deserve that

@SH_4RK applebees is actually a really good value tbh

no punchline