I open and close twitter like it’s a fridge

@httpsfangs Bookmarks are the sweets that i've saved for later

@httpsfangs social media apps really just turned us into pavlovian dogs refreshing for crumbs of serotonin most relatable tweet of 2024 ngl

@httpsfangs just checking for anything new

@httpsfangs thank god i open my fridge once a day

@httpsfangs Good description 🤭 Looking for new snacks…

@httpsfangs I open and close twitter every 5 mins

@httpsfangs You got it bro 😁😀

@httpsfangs Gbam 😂

@httpsfangs Lately it started feeling like that

@httpsfangs Do you find any snacks?

@httpsfangs nah for real I scroll for 2 mins close it then reopen like maybe it updated

@httpsfangs Slice of leftover pizza you forgot about

@httpsfangs Feeling like this

@httpsfangs I open and close twitter like it's a fridge

@httpsfangs Looking for that whatever it is to appear

@httpsfangs since algorithm is in your favor

@httpsfangs If I look just one more time...I'll find something tasty. Ok, one more time.

@httpsfangs This fridge is restocked every second

@httpsfangs nothing inside huh?

@httpsfangs Real bro. Thanks for reminding me to leave!

@httpsfangs Us😁🤝

@httpsfangs Poop

@httpsfangs Real

@httpsfangs I don't close it once I open

@httpsfangs I open and close twitter like it’s that book on the subject I hated in school but had to study because how else will I get ahead in life.

@httpsfangs True😂

@httpsfangs Still empty, but I keep checking just in case.

@httpsfangs Laughing

@httpsfangs A restless mind seeks comfort in familiar doors. Even when nothing changes inside, the act of opening and closing brings a small sense of control.

@httpsfangs x will feed you what u want to

@httpsfangs I open the fridge like new stuff is going to spawn.

@httpsfangs Shakespeare.

@httpsfangs People still say to me “you still use Twitter?” Yeah dawg I get everything the moment it happens while you’re watching your family go mad over some AI posts on Facebook

@httpsfangs No fr like I’m getting ice 🧊 in my cup

@httpsfangs Angrily opening the fridge rn