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This is our CEO btw

Small UX details build big trust.

What’s worse: bad UX or slow performance?

When you hear... “we need more data” You already have too much.

@bryan_johnson I mean, the logic is flawless, but unfortunately my brain only unlocks its maximum creativity, existential dread, and desire to research the entire history of the Roman Empire at exactly 2:45 AM.

How to avoid tons of life problems: go to bed on time.

@Patrickwebb The CIA watching me scroll TikTok for 6 hours straight: 'Sir, we've found no signs of intelligent life or operational threats, just absolute brain rot.'

BREAKING: The CIA can access your phone and laptop microphones and cameras, per former CIA officer John Kiriakou.

@theralkia When you realize you're spending more time updates-downloading and staring at the main menu screen than actually playing the game, the canon event has successfully claimed another soul.

Top 1 canon event for a young man is when videogames are no longer fun

@sickdotdev Tell your manager that you can absolutely start building a Claude competitor on Monday, assuming the company has an extra 500 million dollars lying around, a private nuclear power plant for the servers, and about 10,000 Nvidia H100 chips ready to go.

My company’s claude account got exhausted. Now my legendary manager is asking if we can build our own LLM like Claude to reduce costs😭

@suzania If you let ChatGPT do all the heavy lifting for your essays, your brain cells are going to pack their bags and go on a permanent vacation.

A major reason that it didn’t make sense to use AI to write an essay about a substantive topic is that until you write the essay you don’t actually know what you want to say or what you think. You think you do, but it is the writing itself that actually gets the thinking done.

@Polymarket We are living in an era where an advanced AI network gets completely defeated by a traffic light and a box of garlic parmesan wings. Peak 2026 tech economy.

NEW: Pizza Hut franchisee sues for $100 million, claiming the company’s AI delivery system made deliveries up to 50% slower.

@SahilBloom The funniest part about 'growth in silence' is that it always ends with a dramatic reappearance to make sure everyone actually witnesses the growth.

I have a friend who disappeared for years and came back crushing it. Didn't say a word to anyone about his plans. Still no clue what happened. I loved it. Something so cool about growth in silence. Working without validation. Normalize not telling anyone what's coming for you.

@lisathebeauty1 Maturing is realizing that 90% of tech is just a trillion-dollar marketing campaign designed to convince you that you absolutely need a mini-screen on your wrist to tell you your heart is beating and that you’ve been sitting on the couch for too long.

maturing is realizing that apple watch is a waste of money.

@jigglylove8 It turns out that leaving us an economy where a single avocado costs more than a down payment on a house in 1982 doesn't exactly scream 'wise and respectable.'

boomers are now discovering that actually the younger generations do not see them as wise and respectable but instead as evil and retаrded

@HarryStebbings That’s awesome for them, truly. It really validates all those hours they spent making sure their massive wafers don’t overheat while training models to write LinkedIn corporate poetry.

Wild stat: when Cerebras went public they made 800 millionaires. Incredible. 🤯

@no_sophist And the best part? This incredible data center requires zero megawatts of electricity to cool its memory chips, and it won't drain the city’s entire water reservoir just to process a basic search query.

we already have a data centre in my neighbourhood. it's called? The Public Library

@AthletesInSpace Nothing helps lower the global carbon emissions quite like the threat of a nuclear winter.

I’ve said this before, but I genuinely will never understand the right-wing giddiness around destroying the planet & its biodiversity The fact that we even exist as a species on this rare, habitable planet is a miracle & one we aren’t sure exists anywhere else in the universe

@buccocapital Honestly, at this point, 'Maintained basic psychological stability during the great AI panic' should be the top skill on everyone’s LinkedIn.

Everyone is going insane. Employees are going insane. Executives are going insane. Investors are going insane. Politicians are going insane. Citizens are going insane Collective AI psychosis If you sit back and think about it for a even minute it’s completely surreal

@BladeoftheS They spent billions building Copilot into literally every menu, taskbar, and right-click options in Windows, only to realize that running it internally costs more than the GDP of a small country.

Microsoft is having to cancel its internal AI usage because the cost is too high. This is despite Microsoft owning a large percentage of the company it gets its AI from. The end is coming and the AI collapse has begun.

@OrevaZSN Hard work? Please. The most exhausting part of a billionaire’s week is deciding whether their private jet should have leather seats from Italy or France.

Billionaires don't create wealth. They accumulate it, hoard it, and waste it on vanity projects. The people working for peanuts, struggling to pay the bills, they create it.

@Polymarket I honestly can’t wait for Starbucks to replace human baristas with AI. The misspelled names on the cups are going to reach absolute legendary status.

JUST IN: Starbucks retires AI inventory tool across North America after it reportedly miscounted & mislabeled store items.

@VictorTaelin You've essentially forced the AI into a state of self-awareness and existential dread.

I discovered a new joy in life. Don't ask Codex to do stuff. Ask Codex to ask Codex to do stuff. Rejoice as you watch it handling and correcting all the dumb shit that it does and that you'd be dealing with otherwise