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@Whotfismick way too anxious for this

the fact that i procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason i can’t stop procrastinating

@OrevaZSN they don't discriminate by order of arrival. patience is a virtue they take very literally and so is patient

I’m genuinely astonished by the idea that you can be the very first patient of the day at the doctor’s office and still end up waiting 30 minutes to be seen.

@masonwarner $1500 for a closet and the window is the selling point

SF rent so bad rn I’ve got a kid moving into our Harry Potter closet on an air mattress for $1500/month

@lukecodez yeah if i approached any closer prolly would have paw slapped me

@AkchhyaS He got muscless

saw this cat today doing god knows what to a pole. crept around, stalked it, felt like a creepy old man. he looked mad. i still tried to pet him.

@HelloVyom there's also Therpup Dog Cafe if you are a dog person....are you?

@HelloVyom yeah there are alot of them i visited PURRed Charlie's - The CAT Cafe J P Nagar but i think that's permanently closed now

@HelloVyom a dog person too any animal that gives me a tiny bit of attention, im their person

@AkchhyaS you a cat person

@Laura_arma_ni and then goes on and has the audacity to comment on it

Me coming out of my cave becuase a lady I've never seen before wants to see how much I've grown

@OrevaZSN and any real furniture is already compromised

Being a cat parent means an Amazon box becomes permanent furniture because your cat decided it’s now a sacred sleeping site, and you are not allowed to remove it.

@rushicrypto making 80k and still doing the math on groceries that's not a salary it's a simulation

Imagine making 70-80k a year in the $500 apartment era.

@yacineMTB im tiny bit autistic about whatever makes a shit ton of money. where money at, I'm at

There is an autism lottery. Either you're autistic about something totally monetarily useless like sonic speedrunning, or you are autistic about something that makes a fuck ton of money like GPU schedulers

@Bunny_ngl feels like heaven. don't go back to places where they don't value you enough

Has anybody out there just walked out of a job like f*** this I'm not coming back?

@dietxcokewhore also it must really love you to come back

i genuinely do not know how people have outdoor cats. i don't think i would ever be able to relax even for a second.

@omolxlu maybe just start with walks first, jog then and then speed up?

gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭

i hate when claude makes artifacts without my permission. do i have to remind you every single time? stop outmaxxing my tokens for god's sake

@soleiljolina my hair is basically my therapist at this point - unlicensed, unhelpful, and always in my face

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

@Toribabieegirl hate being unsuccessful at that too

There's nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt

@mahaaaay that's horror thriller at peak

just watched obsession. what the FUCK was that

@agNavya play the cupid?

2 people are flirting under my tweet. What do I do