Alexis Bennett

Another @Apple release event, another missed opportunity to add a blue raspberry emoji.

@PRoachND I didn’t write that. Looks like an error on the web team’s part but i agree with you, swimming is far from the most popular anywhere. 😂

@AlexisBennett I don’t know where you get your data or how you draw your conclusions, but as a former competitive swimmer from Ohio, I can confirm the absurdity of the notion that swimming is the most popular sport in the state. This is ludicrous in the extreme. primeputt.com/blogs/golf/mos…

New job is going really well, thanks for asking. What screams “marketing golf” more? I’ll wait. #GolfLife #MarketingStrategy #LookItUp

So when does the 2001 classic, I’m Real, by the musical geniuses of Mr. Rule and Mizz Lopez, get old? Asking for a friend.

@CoachLetus @DariusJButler Right?! My team was never able to crack the Top 100 and still my traveling 5 all have stroke averages under 77. But i had 1 “unused” scholarship….because it wasn’t funded! Arguably makes the landscape MORE competitive, not less.

@AlexisBennett @DariusJButler Thank you! Not sure where all of these people are getting this misinformation. I coach high school girls golf in Southern California and the girls getting scholarships are absolute sticks!

Guy just rolled up on me at the course and said “good job, that’s the age.” Circled back around to say there were 600 unused Women’s Golf scholarships last year. Can someone confirm!? 👀

@SUBWAY has magic ovens. They have the ability to toast bread without changing the temperature of my sandwich’s contents one iota. It’s honestly impressive.

These LIV guys walking around Augusta in their team apparel feels way too much some like rec league kickballers stumbled into a Ruth’s Chris instead of the dive bar they were meant to meet up at after they lost their game.

Just had vinegar-based barbecue sauce touch a massive, bust-wide-open, cold sore and can now confidently speak to what an out-of-body experience feels like. Spoiler: it ain’t good, chief.

Still happens occasionally after 12 years, in fact.

How many slack workspaces is too many slack workspaces to be a part of…asking for a friend.

Just got a hot, fresh, large fry from @ChickfilA with…🥁🥁🥁…NO potato butts. I do believe is what the people call “blessed and highly favored.”

I think it’s about time we start talking about the quality (lack thereof) in the Macy’s Day Parade lip syncing. It’s…bad.

Anyone that tells you men can’t communicate..hasn’t worked at a sports tech company comprised of 99% men. (Spoiler: me. I’m the 1%…and they communicate. non-stop. for hours.)

Peppermint patties are the most underrated, most under appreciated candy. You can’t change my mind.

@propsdotcash Coop Kupp 47 yds

Today we are giving away $100. To enter, 1. Tell us which NFL player will have the "Longest Reception" today. 2. How many total yards on that catch (this will serve as a tiebreaker - closest to the actual number wins). Add your guess below 👇

Name a more elite lunch combo than @jimmyjohns and Tropical Smoothie. I’ll wait. Oh, you can’t? That’s what I thought.

@GolfweekRingler Speaking from experience, I think we’re finally starting to see qualified coaches turn jobs down forcing hiring down the ladder. Knowing what you want out of a place (and more so what you wont settle for) gave me the confidence to turn more than one job down this summer.

Never seen a year where it has been so difficult to fill a D1 coaching job.

If it means the fries are going to come out piping hot, there is no need to apologize for my wait time, ma’am. You’re a hero. I should be thanking you, really.