Alexis B

Counting all my dislikes as likes btw 💅🏻

@freshbluntz Why thank you good sir ☺️

@AlexisBorough God damn youd look hot in that 🫪😮‍💨

Yeah I could pull that one off .. Need some chainmail out here

@Michaelfiore That was hilarious 😂

When you ask your male co-worker to help you with something, but he keeps screwing it up so you end up doing it yourself anyway. You’re gonna want to watch with sound on.

@UllrRover Wish mine was that small I can't stick this thing in my skirt

This is what feminism should look like.

🧵 HUGE Second Amendment ruling from SCOTUS today

@LesProctor beautiful family 🥰

Gangs all here. Look at all the shades of green in my backyard. 😉🌳🌿🐐

@mj196410 I could use one of those RN🤤

Had some about a month ago. Was eating them every week at pops house.

@mikaellawitch13 Hi hi 🤗 I love these

Find the 🐸 :))

States are not living men and women and do not have rights,thanks for coming to my ted talk.

@Reaper_Colin Yes just leave mustache or maybe goatee I think it would suit

I'm thinking about shaving the beard off. 😬

Spending the day on my bed twisting and popping my back is exactly what I planned for the day!! 😮‍💨

@kittytreats You know.. that might not be a bad spot for my cherry tree 🤔

My dogs keep digging holes in the back yard and IDK what to do about it. They just tearing the place up while I'm at work. I'm so tired 😫

@Chrisulfhednar Yeah I probably need an obstacle course for them 😂

@AlexisBorough They need more exercise lol. It's something they do when they need to burn excess energy they have.

@MoundLore My Abuelito on Mom's side was Otomi. I read they joined with the Spaniards and others to fight their oppressers when they arrived.

This reliance on endless captives and tribute made the empire look unstoppable but it bred enemies everywhere. Tlaxcala, Huexotzinco, and others resented the constant drain of lives and goods. When Cortés arrived, they didn’t defend the Mexica. They joined him.

Tenochtitlan stunned the Spaniards: canals, pyramids, markets with 60,000 traders a day. A city as advanced as any in the world. But beneath the brilliance was an empire held together by tribute and blood. War wasn’t for land. It was for bodies. 🧵

@Michaelfiore I heard her on the radio by accident right at the beginning of this month. I was in disbelief I was rockin out to a country song.. So yeah now I've fully gone country. Ella was the gateway drug. I just need a good hat and boots

I can’t be the only person who hadn’t heard of Ella Langley until Freddy told us about her.

@gudsamuelayrton IDK blood and bone meal, feather and kelp, I think there's some guano in there too.. all the good stuff 😂

@AlexisBorough Hmmmm, interesting. What about it would attract?

@gudsamuelayrton guaranteed they miss momma 😭😭 for real though I need more time with them out back. Usually it's on walks out front. Now I realize why they were digging under my plant table though. I recently fed the plants with organics and the runoff probably attracted them.

@AlexisBorough Probably bored? Not sure I have a solution for that though.

@arkykid @Michaelfiore The process to start your business seemed easier as well. CA has so many hoops for landscapers and nurserymen. I would def return. What was hard was, the ground.. 🥲

@AlexisBorough @Michaelfiore I’m a landscaper in Arkansas. Cannot agree more. It’s affordable here too!

Still wild to me that there’s a whole economy for rocks. Like people dig them out of the ground and ship them to me and then I re-sell them. It’s my fastest growing category too!

@rev1nra @Michaelfiore You are amazing.

@AlexisBorough @Michaelfiore Thank you, it’s almost done,,,if it doesn’t kill me first 🤦🏼🤣🇺🇸

@AppalachiaAndy 🤣🤣 right!! Good point though, one of them is in prime location for a little pond or something

@AlexisBorough Fill them with the bodies of your enemies. They're just trying to help!