Colton December 🏴‍☠️

A man's worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions. -Marcus Aurelius. My ambition is to be the best man I possibly can be. I want to be smart, strong and a protector of the weak and innocent. I will move mountains for the people I care about.

@DrDeath1776 Ouch I just got

I once had a bonfire and quickly ran to the gas station for more beer. I grabbed Old Milwaukee (because my grandfather loved it) and Keystone Light (for the women) everyone drank the Milwaukee.

@firearmvideos Both mine look like the right except for an optic and a grip on the AR. I want both of them to look like the one on the left. 😭

Both mine look like the right except for an optic and a grip on the AR. I want both of them to look like the one on the left. 😭

@Novarcharesk3 @khaliltooshort That's one of the best games I've ever played. Like the story was good. There was so much to do. And it didn't feel overwhelming like a lot of newer games. I think I'm going to redownload it.

@khaliltooshort It’s how gays should always be written. Dorian from Inquisition is still the best written gay character ever. He’s got certain aspects that make it not hidden, but never drawing attention to it.

I actually think this is a great example of how far gone the industry is This game came out and no one gay a flying fuck about Tony being gay. They never shyed away from it or made it more than it was and he also had a CHARACTER besides being gay Now? It'd be nothing but "gay right and everybody else is wrong". No depth. No nuance. Just pure agenda. And that's what turns people off

LFG!!!!!!

@gigity_memes Hell yeah man, proud of you!

Finally back to $120k a year 🫠

@hidden_asmr Both. Nuff said.

Social media

@MarieJuana6985 That's a hard one to answer I have so many wonderful frens on here 🤣😭

Who is your favorite person on Twitter?

@RudeOnion @BigHandle_369 lmao 🤣🤣🤣

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@Reaper_Colin Shoot testosterone

Any dating tips and advice? Like where to go that isn't a bar?

@midniteMagiC79 Me too, me too.

Im tired.

@MarieJuana6985 @TinyTattedMama3 I've honestly never checked if I've been blocked, and idt I've blocked anyone.

@TinyTattedMama3 A guy blocked me when he was trying to make a move in DMs talking about being a Dom and saying I was submissive. I told him he wasn't going to get what he wanted from me so he said my loss and blocked 🤣🤣

What was the weirdest reason someone blocked you? I think mine was once before, someone ordered off my wishlist & I wasn’t home to receive it at the time, they knew & said enjoy your vaca & don’t worry. I still thanked them for the gift. 2 days passed & I got a dm (cont below)👇🏻

@MarieJuana6985 @TinyTattedMama3

@TinyTattedMama3 They get weirder 😭🤣

@tsro24 @JediTimbob @wifflewaffel @just_mindy I can see it now 😂

@Reaper_Colin @JediTimbob @wifflewaffel @just_mindy She looks like a goat

@shalomninja I haven't been in a church in 13+ years

@Reaper_Colin Church

@shalomninja It'll grow back

I'm thinking about shaving the beard off. 😬

@shalomninja It's been ten years since I've seen the skin under it

@deltaozzimo @bencohen_jewish Lol

@bencohen_jewish You’re *

If you don't like Israel your just like Hitler

@LavenderXLovely Thighs to nap on would fix 75% of mine.