Ana Samways

This is a soldier on Hamburger Hill in Vietnam and he was asked a question by a Journalist and it was If you could send one message to Americans 50 years in the future what would it be! Wait till you hear what he said and we should have listened! 👇👇👇

It sounds so ridiculous, doesn't it? It is a great analogy‼️

Wegovy Willis.

Man of the People.

wake up babygirl, now news is written by chatgpt

@juhasaarinen Yeah, even without a series of sugar mummies to get ahead.

@AnaSamways Oh wow. You can afford butter. And olive oil.

These 5 items cost $81 at Woolworths today. All on special to boot. New Zealand is fucked.

@secondzeit Lucky.

Adding "terrible guttersnipe" to my bio.

@BasicBishopNZ Dropped da butter, me.

@AnaSamways Who’s been drinking da surf and abusing the butter 😭

Recessions aren't felt equally.

Low key Halloween, Dunedin.

in the coming days, twitter will be introducing a new algorithm. when you see my tweets, pls like, comment, and subscribe. not bc you like my tweets but bc i easily get under people's skin. this will spread my tweets further, thus annoying your ideological enemies

1 News is leading with extensive coverage of a memorial service for a podcaster NZers hadn’t heard of two weeks ago

Mate needs her teenage daughter to see a doctor; she has a UTI so needs antibiotics STAT! She manages to get a video appointment thru some outfit for...*drum roll*...2.30am.

Stuart Nash has an adult daughter, aka a woman.

@FrankMcRae And let's hope showing NZ exactly who he is makes him a non-contender to replace Winston to rouse the cooker rabble of the next generation!

And now One News confuses Jon Duffy with the The Red Whare boss!

@paulhpowerhouse So gross.

@AnaSamways And Luxflakes name dropping all the cities he’s lived in. While opening IKEA, hands in pockets. FIGJAM.

Another PR exercise leading One News. Remember the World Cup Rights 5 minute tome? Now Judith Collins in Ukraine leads and uses the same footage over and over again.