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Kaitāia Friar

@BasicBishopNZ

He/him. Apostolic leader of Dense Tinnie Church. Warlord of the Te Hiku Autonomous Zone. Chaotic Neutral.🔞

Te Hiku o te Ika, Aotearoa Katılım Kasım 2012
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Kaitāia Friar@BasicBishopNZ·
If you can’t handle me at shitposting about your political party of choice, you don’t deserve me at shitposting your opposition party of choice. 😤💅
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2 plovers and a possy
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Going for a night hikoi to see if there’s anyone up to mischief
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Kudos to everyone that follows me for somehow being able to decipher my tweets despite my terrible grasp of the English language
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thereisnobeth@thereisnobeth·
did you know tame impala is just one guy
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@eilishsilie V libertarian move to use da gun of da state to stop the mutual exchange of slop
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World: starts doing a world war NZ:
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@KiwiCraig74 I was looking for this the other day but couldn’t remember what I wrote 🤣
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Hypothetically, if your shower/bath tub was full of petrol, where would you wash up?
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@cath_nz @Becs Hopefully not. There are already different size limits. Won’t stop some of them tho
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@Becs @cath_nz That’s your other option. Smaller boats and line fishing. Very quickly becomes unsustainable as fish is already p spenny. Would basically be the same as banning commercial fishing, which is an option.
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@Becs @cath_nz Theoretically will end up with less dead fish and less waste. Consumers will already value bigger fish and it’s hard for them to target so no incentive to purposely catch smaller fish
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@Becs @cath_nz It’s a tricky one because the nature of commercial fishing is that they’re often dead when they throw them back, so you still end up with dead fish. At least in this case the fish is used and takes up part of their quota.
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Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·
Officer Lisa broke down in court when they played the diss track about her. The camera cut to Afroman, and he's just vibing to his song. America is not a real place.
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Meanwhile, in America. Police raided rapper Afroman’s house. They didn’t charge him with anything, but they trashed his home and stole $400. He captured the raid on CCTV. He then dropped diss tracks roasting them. They sued him for defamation, and he won.

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