Simon

Oh my god! 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@ShadowofEzra I’m not sure what her past, has to do with this accident? Her private life and this accident are not connected at all? Her life and this incident are two very very separate incidents t.

The pilot behind the dramatic Delta crash that flipped a plane upside down at Toronto Pearson Airport has been identified as 26-year-old First Officer Kendal Swanson. A Minnesota beauty pageant winner who completed her training just last April with under 1,500 flight hours. The more experienced captain, James Henneman, was handling communications as Swanson piloted during the crash.

@Kalisteve @swissyellow He is up there with Lee Nogan for the worst Oxford player of all time.

@Bezzo69 @swissyellow He was on the pitch, as for playing…….

At least Phillips is consistent.

@fesshole Logs on to rightmove….

In my late 20s I lived almost opposite a nightclub. If I wasn't out at weekends, I'd go out at 11pm to try to pull. Had a lot of success claiming I'd been abandoned by mates also mentioning I lived nearby. My record was leaving flat to back with girl = 22 mins.

@RoeRoeBoat @anders_aslund Says someone who doesn’t understand development in pedestrian safer through car design. Mate it’s will likely till you on impact!

@anders_aslund Idk how someone says that unironically. The worry, is that when a car hits you....it'll hurt you worse somehow if it's sharp .... Because a cut is the main concern when hit with 2 tons of metal

The Tesla Cybertruck is banned in Europe, due to its design not meeting European safety regulations, with its sharp edges & potential for pedestrian harm; it cannot be legally sold or registered in most European countries, including the UK.

@BamseTracker @anders_aslund Idiot

Unfortunately, demands from Europe's politicians will lead to Europe being excluded from the technological developments available to the rest of the world. Not only Tesla, but also big companies like Apple. Europeans risk going backwards while the rest of the world has self-driving cars and robots doing household chores. The demands the UK made on Apple to force a government backdoor into the iPhone to monitor the user made Apple consider leaving Europe. But in the end, they chose to stay in Europe but exclude Europe from new higher security on mobile. This makes the user more vulnerable to crime, but the alternative would have been government surveillance of everything the user does on the phone. People don't understand what kind of society Europe's leaders are trying to create. This and much more is the reason for US criticism of Europe.

Rashford looks a proper player.

@d_ktalkballs Disagree. The way he plays round his pad, and his knack of playing down the wrong line will be his downfall sadly. Hope he works it out.

Jamie Smith can bat - I'm sure we all agree on that. Asking him to bat #3 in the CT can be the first step to edging Pope *out* of the Test XI. Pope isn't up to batting at #3 - for myriad reasons. Smith's technique is that of a top five batsman. Watch this space. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@Minty_Fia Those of us that saw him play, will never forget him play. Quite possibly the best player to have never played for England.

Saw this on tiktok today Tear in my eye What a man 💛 #OUFC

@Si_Watts @OUFCOfficial Keegan went mad thinking it was offside, Magilton belted in a free kick in the 2nd half. 4-2 I believe.

@Bezzo69 @OUFCOfficial The Newcastle game was def around Christmas, remember we played them off the park that day, Joey was unstoppable. The Reading game was around Xmas too, I still remember now Joey charging down that clearance before scoring, was right in front of us, just before Matty Elliott left

A year on from losing Joey Beauchamp, as a left side London Roader, it’s the mazy thrilling runs down that wing towards us that I’ll tell my kids about forever. So found a few that don’t always make the highlight reels. Enjoy @OUFCOfficial #oufc #ripjoey - never forgotten 💛💙

@SarahChampion Colonel Bogeys…

Quick question for the show: what was your local nightclub called when you were a teenager? Can it top mine? TOTS: Talk Of The South🕺🏻

A pint of Guinness was £6. Not the end of the world, but enough. However I utterly confused the young lady behind the bar. I had the audacity of pay with a £20. She couldn’t work out the change without checking.

It’s cheating. It’s plain cheating. Ridiculous that there is no card for the dive.

Someone needs to explain to me the point of VAR. Wolves defender shoved, then the penalty has several Liverpool players in the box. It’s just corrupt.

How on earth is Phillips a professional footballer? #oufc

@TheBarmyArmy One short is actually two short.

Which cricket opinion do you have that makes you feel like this?

@Haggis_UK Oh god. He is fumbling around like a fool. Fancy being outwitted by JHB given it’s the first reasonable thing she has ever argued.

I never thought I would write this, but watch Julia Hartley-Brewer absolutely shred Richard Tice over Ukraine.

So THAT'S what Simon says 🤣

@Niki44 ❤️