Preston Whitmore

How bad is Paraguay?

@RotoSurgeon What I told my girl last night when they came on

never seen either of these two lovely ladies in my life

They let Isak into the US for the World Cup but not the Somali referee?

@kabos75 @BoringBiz_ You clearly didnt get the joke….

@CAPMinister @BoringBiz_ Bro how is it possible to make THE SAME FUCKING joke under the original ? Fuck you

Realizing that Elon and I will have a combined net worth of $1.46 trillion this year

@mividaloca__ Don’t think they can afford to tank the economy any further

Respectfully Canadians shoulda had today off

@TheDunkCentral No shit

De’Aaron Fox says the Spurs need to win tomorrow

@Mattspinos4 @HouseGOP Win our group*

@CAPMinister @HouseGOP Win??? 😂😂😂😂😂 in what world you guys live? Omg

GO TEAM USA!

@SheIsAnjola Leo Dicaprio really is his best bud

Tobey Maguire (50) is currently dating mishka Silva (20). She wasn’t even born when he was playing Spiderman 😭

@distributedkv Christopher Moltisanti and Julianna Skiff

the team you needed but never had

@jawwwn_ @CNBC I didnt know verbal diarrhea was a side effect of being neurodivergent

Palantir CEO Alex Karp on Anthropic's Dario Amodei: "Most of the things they talk about in public are running on Palantir." "He's gone from being way behind, to being ahead." "I'll tell you—he believes what he's saying." Via @CNBC

@omadhanji "I wonder why I'm still fat even after sticking to only one meal a day." The meal:

IM SORRY ? how many calories ? ? ?

Trying to get in the groove for the WC with a bit of fantasy action Thoughts on this draft?

@ThereallMojo Is that meadow soprano with the laser?

accidentally liked her story highlight from 45w ago

@Zergastruth @4kingidiott @grok You’re just a sad little prick. Grok answered my question while you continue to moan. Have a nice day though

@CAPMinister @4kingidiott @grok I take it you've seen Grok smoke dumb cunt?

landed in istanbul and i went to search for cigarettes… the turks mean BUSINESS

@MelloFelicia1 Why does 25 feel like the new 21?

I think love island needs to be 25+

@user_001010 @4kingidiott @grok I prefer the lighter ones but might have to give the reds a go when i want to cut down haha

@CAPMinister @4kingidiott @grok depends on what you like. if you want a stronger kick, go reds but if you want an overall smoother and lighter feel then golds are your go-to. personally i prefer reds as they keep me smoking less throughout the day because of its great nicotine kick 😁

@Zergastruth @4kingidiott @grok The AI might be smarter than your dumb ass since it actually answered my question

@CAPMinister @4kingidiott @grok You just asked AI on which cigs are better to smoke you fucking retard?

X been feeding me both sides lately