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Bobby Valentino

Cat’s got a face made for the big screen

@urlocalqueefer LMFAOOOOO it unfolded right at our favourite bench spot too 😭😭😭😭

@4kingidiott KNOWING THIS lore is so funny

kamil to olivia in lidcombe that one time 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Cause you’re a good girl and you know it

americans not having the learner driver plate or Ps like we do in australia is so mind blowing like does everyone just get their Ps and start driving alone…. no restrictions? 😱

been in more countries than relationships #staywoke

the smell of ketchup is so nauseating

bitches be stiffer than a dick pic

if “idgaf” was a person, free her so she can go smoke her joint 🙏🙏🙏

cinematic history right here

@sagotaromilktea ur mind genuinely….

If I had boobs I would do 67 with them all the time

Cassie Rae Jepsen

just had the best nap of my entire life whaaaat

how many ppl are going to change their insta highlights to “ss26” after that new charli song

@urlocalqueefer i thought about this too!! id also like to be placed in a river where the water runs down on me like everyday OR the rocks that people stack ontop of each other like fairy stones

@4kingidiott omg wait i would want to be placed on top a high mountain so i have a pretty view

if you suddenly turned into a rock, where would you want to be placed

accidentally stared too hard at this guys phone on the train and why is his significant named “double chin” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 why would you do that

@urlocalqueefer press on were glued at dinner #ProofIsInThePudding

didnt havw time to put on my press ons #failed

no as in FLO MILLI.

they playing flo milli in the opera house