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@CacheThatCheque

Japanese shitco and tobacco stonk autist. Saizeriya lover. just another random based chud with an anime avatar. no investment advice

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America has Warren Buffett, but Japan's most famous investor is 71-year-old Kiritani, who has a portfolio of over 500 stocks totaling over 400 million yen. He does not own a car and rides around everywhere in his bicycle. He's also known for his love of shareholder perks. /1
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@MalakHelsing I’m also just sitting tight. Up 9% ytd so not bad considering
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@CacheThatCheque I can’t do anything other than hodl The cash I had I spent on a new Tesla (which is an essential living expense, bare minimum really)
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My favorite time of the year. Sakura season starting to kick off
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Grey@jgreyfriend

• be Torakusu Yamaha • the son of a low-ranking samurai astronomer in 19th-century Japan • obsessed with Western machines, you make a living repairing watches and medical equipment • 1887: a local elementary school has a broken American reed organ. Nobody in the small town knows how to fix it. • you take it apart, realize it’s just two broken springs, and easily repair it • but instead of just handing it back, you realize: "If I can fix this, I can build it." • you draw a blueprint of the inside of the organ and build the very first Japanese-made reed organ from scratch • you show it off. People tell you it sounds terrible. • most people would quit. You sling the heavy wooden organ over your shoulder on a bamboo carrying pole. • you physically carry it 160 miles (250 km) on foot, trekking over the brutal Hakone mountains just to reach the Tokyo Music Institute to get real feedback from experts • the professors play it. They tell you the mechanics are brilliant, but the tuning is completely wrong. • you don't get defensive. You stay in Tokyo for a month, sitting in on university music theory lectures, holding a single tuning fork to your ear until you completely master the mathematics of sound frequencies • you walk 160 miles back home • you build a second organ. The professors test it and declare it "as good as those from abroad." • you found Nippon Gakki Co. (which later becomes Yamaha Corporation) • you decide to make your company logo three interlocking tuning forks to remember the pain and discipline of learning music theory from scratch • decades later, your company uses its piano woodworking expertise to build wooden airplane propellers in WWII • after the war, the company uses its new metallurgical expertise from the airplane engines to build motorcycles • you accidentally create a timeline where repairing a broken elementary school organ directly leads to the creation of the Yamaha YZF-R1 superbike • absolute, relentless horizontal integration based purely on figuring out how things work The ultimate testament to reverse-engineering reality.

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Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.
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Fight With Memes
Fight With Memes@FightWithMemes·
Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, Oxford changes the dictionary.
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@dadsweb67 Tucker Carlson fan but he’s had a string of odd guests lately
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BuccoCapital Bloke
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Looking at every single stock purchase I’ve made in the last 6 months
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Trader Theory
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Bro is cooked.
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I’m blocked by Jake the fake who as usual likes to make a big deal out of nothing. This is normal Japanese polite conversation
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How it feels saying “Maybe” to plans I am 100% not attending
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If cigarette bad, why horse happy? Checkmate liberals
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The White House
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Welcoming the Prime Minister of Japan to the White House. 🇺🇸🇯🇵 Two nations. One powerful alliance.
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My personal favorite Trump moment was the Kim Jong Un summit
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“Worst American diplomatic gaffe”sounds really serious until you realize that Japan is basically a U.S. vassal state that makes cars and Pikachu. At any rate, Trump is hilarious for this but let’s not forget the famous Shinzo Abe face after his 19 second handshake with Trump
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Japanese PM Sanae Takaichi's reaction as Trump says "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Habour?" Undoubtedly the worst American diplomatic gaffe in post-war US-Japan history.

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