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@CaptainAbsol

defining myself when I'm in a constant state of self discovery seems counterintuitive, but i like my pets, some games, lots of music and I'm terminally alone

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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
the reason i prefer having fewer followers is because this account is more or less a chronicle of how far i've come as a person. i rarely hide any information that's on my mind, here on twitter. this is good, because i've always found a traditional journal hard to keep.
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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
@dyingscribe you used the three names for the three more popular gacha slop games in one abominalgamation so i figured it was on purpose compared to a boomer calling all handheld consoles a gameboy
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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
@dyingscribe If i ever have a kid, they're getting some thrift store beater PC with windows xp and they're gonna have Space Cadet Pinball, card games and minesweeper until they're tech literate enough to install a cd rom I ain't raising a child on frontend slop
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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer
Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer@dyingscribe·
I'm gonna give my kid a laptop. I don't remember how or where I got mine as a kid. He's gonna get some good games on that thing.
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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
@KamenAmericaJPN @ichimaru_novel My mom would take a deep cupcake dish and put some kind of dough crust in it to make sloppy joe muffins that usually turned out really good. She'd do the same with meatloaf in a hollowed out bell pepper, too, except instead of cheese violence it was a bacon lid
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「仮面アメリカ」 公式アカウント
「仮面アメリカ」 公式アカウント@KamenAmericaJPN·
@ichimaru_novel うわぁ！ スロッピー・ジョーだ！ 「マンウィッチ」は、牛ひき肉と混ぜ合わせて使う、濃厚でスパイシーなトマトソースのこと。 バンズに挟んで、タバスコをかけて食べるんだ！ 最高に美味しいよ！
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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
@pokekirakira I enjoy that typhlosion isn't just "heehoo red like fire", but i can't deny the aura of a magician that can ride a broom with some kind of familiars to throw around
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きらきら@pokekirakira·
あなたの意見では、どの炎タイプの御三家ポケモンが一番最高だと思いますか？
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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
My earbuds finally died, as in they won't turn off and charge when put in the case, so now I'm stuck debating on whether to get another ~$20 bargain bin overstock pair from Burlington or bite the bullet and buy a full retail set... which is only like 60 bucks but work is slow rn
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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
moments like this, where i lock in and build for the specific monster i need to hunt and kick it's ass so hard it runs off and leaves its tail behind, are why i love monster hunter
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jugodenaranja9@LilJugo_0·
Nueva forma de viaje gente xddd
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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
@ditzyhunta it's become something of a stim of mine to say "oh i'm creamin after that one" every time i hit a clean-ass rising uppercut on glaive and get all my essences back in one go though lance was the only reason i lived long enough to get to the final Gogma phase without losing a life
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Ditzy 🍖🐈@ditzyhunta·
i placed each weapon by how sadistic or masochistic the users tend to be :D happy april fools...? WHICH ONE ARE YOU??? #monsterhunter #mhwilds
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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
@A_dmg04 Could the Dreaded Venture be returned? Considering it's among the unobtainable/obselete legendary weapons with ornaments that has yet to. Not really a gambit weapon per se, but it sure feels like a drifter gun at heart
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dmg04@A_dmg04·
Raids and Dungeons to get tiered rewards in June. Any Gambit gear you’d want to see? No fools. Real Q. Gear only at this time. Activity changes not in the cards atm.
Kev@xKev98_

@DestinyTheGame @destiny_thememe DRIFTER MENTIONED! GAMBIT IS BACK!

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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
@LampMado got any heatpads in the house? in my family, we have some little sewn fabric pouch full of rice that we stick in the microwave for 45 seconds or so and it works pretty well
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having the worst April fools right now I'm serious I'm having neck cramps so bad I'm actually stuck to the bed hard I cant even slightly move without it hurting so bad i've been stuck for hours already and I need to go to the restroom
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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
@DearlyMythic I didn't know pain tolerance was a physical adaptation, thanks for the lesson. I guess it makes sense, though. Nerves not sending as strong of electrical pulses, or something like that similarly to a growing resistance to medication makes sense
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Mythic@DearlyMythic·
@CaptainAbsol I don’t think you’d switch biological functions. Since pain tolerance is tied to the body, you wouldn’t have “your” pain tolerance. Just the other person’s pain tolerance since it’s your mind that transfers and that’s a whole other thing going on.
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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
@ouidcity @Akumabat I wondered about that as a teenager, would you maintain your pain tolerance in someone else's body? I always considered it a matter of perception. Sorta like tuning out someone who's really annoying
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ouidcity🍉@ouidcity·
@Akumabat This implies pain tolerance is in the mind? Or I guess the metaphysical idea of self?
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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
@dyingscribe cyndaquil was my first pokemon, hearing the allegations hit almost as bad as the miniladd debacle
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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer
Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer@dyingscribe·
Found a diehard Typhlosion fan Screaming at me then blocking over a meme is crazy
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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
@AutistiCat2406_ @PlayWarframe Wish granted, new bandaid augment from Vilcor Though i just want sparring melee to get a new stance. They're a little weird as they are
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Ashlyne@AutistiCat2406_·
@PlayWarframe Destreza, though very sad obex is getting an incarnon. Sparring class only has 4 weapons and (prisma) obex was 2nd best behind coda hirudo. The kogake (prime) are just terrible and certainly deserved it more in my opinion. Doubt kogake will ever get love now.
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WARFRAME@PlayWarframe·
🏹 Ballistica 🤺 Destreza 🤜 Obex 💚 Stug Which upcoming Incarnon are you most excited for, Tenno? See all that was revealed on Devstream 194: wrfr.me/4cg45ve
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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
@KINGOFCOLOURS @PradaBagP @T__Moneyzz @PlayWarframe Imagine completely forgetting that the original full incarnon weapons change their class entirely when they transform A shotgun turns into dual pistols, a pistol into a rifle, a rifle into an archgun... and their zoom modifiers change, too. Maybe have some hope in your heart
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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
@Alanin_8 is this how i find out All Might has the same english VA as Captain Yami?
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Alanin_8@Alanin_8·
#MHA I completely forgot the eng dub had Bakugo yell "Shut it you clown!" to his dad lol
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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
@dyingscribe i was wearing sandals so the main gear on the bike gouged a chunk out of my ankle, i had to hurry and pick up my shit from the road and seeing the wheel was bent like a pringle, i carried the bike the whole mile home and didn't realize how much i was bleeding until i got there
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Forgie@CaptainAbsol·
@dyingscribe i'm paranoid enough to be careful on a bike, the one time i got hit by a car was some vapid reprobate who decided to pull all the way over the sidewalk exit to the main road without seeing a 6'+ corn fed mormon boy standing up pedaling his bike for leverage and broke my shit
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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer
Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer@dyingscribe·
This happened to me when I was a little kid because my brother kicked the back of my bike. I did not start screaming until he came close enough for me to punch in the dick
Zeltima@zeltima

@dyingscribe Been hit by several cars while cycling. Road rash hurts more than snapping your wrist.

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Corax@corax42·
cool freaking alien snowboarding (extended version)
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Jelajahi

@dyingscribe @KamenAmericaJPN @ichimaru_novel @pokekirakira @ditzyhunta @A_dmg04 @LampMado @DearlyMythic