LuciferChomsky

Must-read highlights from speech by the Spokesman for the General Staff of the Iranian Armed Forces: ▸ Our main strategic weapons production centers are ones you cannot find at all, and even if you find them, you have no possibility of damaging them. ▸ A negligible part of Iran's ammunition has been used or damaged. ▸ Ground invasion? We are waiting impatiently. We are waiting for the Americans to begin ground operations, because we will teach them a lesson so that they will never again intend to aggress against even the weakest country in the world. ▸ In a ground operation, we will create a slaughterhouse for the Americans to cause such terror that for several future generations, Americans will not volunteer to join the army. In close and direct confrontation, we will wreak such havoc on the Americans that no one will ever join the US army again. In a ground confrontation, we will act in such a way that no one will dare to join the US army, and for generations, people in America will despise the army. We will teach them a lesson so that they do not dare to attack countries. ▸ We will squeeze the enemy's throat with the claws of the people and the armed forces until they suffocate. ▸ Our strategy is the expulsion of the Americans from West Asia. ▸ The Americans are seeking a dignified escape from the war; even if they announce the end of the war once, we will not let them go. We will exact revenge for the blood of the martyrs. We are squeezing the throat of America. Our losses must be compensated, and the aggressor must be punished. ▸ It will not be that, like in the 12-day war, Trump utters the word "ceasefire" and then goes off to prepare himself for the next attack or orchestrates a sedition like the 18th and 19th of Dey. ▸ The longer the war lasts, the greater the humiliation and defeat of the United States will be. (Brigadier General Abolfazl Shekarchi)

Going to be making more of these and spamming every whatsapp group I'm on (until ejected). RIP Gazan lions. We're not worth the dust on your footwear.

@frogs4girls It's cos of all the videos of Tel Aviv being flattened, isn't it?

a year ago my resting heart rate was between 95-110 and now it’s 58-72 :)))

Jewish troops will be looking for Muslims hidden in the attics of Christians. Let that sink in.

@hkumatnamanzoor @jacksonhinklle Probably skin grafts using skin stolen from the bodies of murdered Palestinians

@jacksonhinklle What happened to his face?

🚨🇮🇱 BREAKING: An Israeli terrorist soldier had to amputate his leg after attempting to occupy Lebanese territory Hezbollah is stronger than ever…

The fall of Syria may have looked at first as a victory for Zionism & Imperialism, but is now being reviled as a curse. The capture of Damascus blinded them with arrogance, they went on a sectarian rampage, openly boasted of a Greater Israel, and then went to war with Iran. Now the Wahhabi Vassal they installed can't keep the country together, nor help them invade Iraq or Lebanon; and it's a free for all. Even minimum resistance on the Golan front would require huge redeployment from Lebanon, Gaza and the West Bank. The end of the Jewish Colony is on the horizon; and with it WW1 Colonial borders. Question is not if the Imperial military will leave the region, but if they will withdraw the Jewish nuclear arsenal with them as they abandon the colony to its fate. If not....

"The Romans occupied England in the 5th century, so anyone of Roman descent has a historical claim to the land." It's one of the best sketches I've ever seen, it is so accurate and highlights the situation in Palestine.

They did this to me in Miami. They literally tried to steal my $500,000 house. It was a fraudulent foreclosure by the Law Firm Of Marshall C. Watson. I had to quickly sell my house & lost some, not all, of the equity. I reported it to Congress. They indicted Marshall C. Watson, and the Bar Association gave him a temporary suspension but none of the victims got our homes back or were compensated for the financial losses. He's back to practicing law. How corrupt. evanmrosen.com/blog/marshall-… aboutfloridalaw.com/2013/01/08/flo… nationalnotary.org/notary-bulleti…

@DuskkyLynx @ShilohBat Nah, abduction by US agents from Pine Gap is more likely

@ShilohBat They just kill you with machetes in that case

coworker asked me if i ever considered living in melbourne which i think was just another way to call me a faggot

@ano_niem40183 @RealPETE2020 Brent rolled over to June. WTI still in May until mid-April

@RealPETE2020 And WTI trading above Brent of all things

AND WE’RE BACK $110 OIL

@notjuve @0xMerp The cattle rushing to cover their calls before the mass extinction

@0xMerp A meteor crashes S&P turns green

90 minutes ago crude oil was +15% on the day the SP500 just turned green

According to Iranian media reports, Israel/US conducted a double tap strike, as medical and rescue teams were assisting victims after the first strike.

@Spread_Zilla @optionscjp Everyone covering puts before long weekend

@optionscjp How is this even possible

Oil up 10% and S&P basically flat Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@TheGoldPrairie Buying the oil dips*

Dip Buyers going to get Destroyed Oil is up 12% this AM and you’re buying the dip? LMFAO

@MelonBee00 @heltskelt2137 Nah they can defs shrink due to no testosterone presence

@heltskelt2137 if u want a serious answer you get dick atrophy but ur balls stay the same shape despite their lack of function

OH MY GOD THEY ALL STILL THINK SEX CHANGE IS JUST GETTING A PUSSY THEY DONT KNOW ABOUT HRT NOOOOOOOOOOOO

@KobeissiLetter Old news. It's $113 now 💀

BREAKING: US oil prices surge above $112/barrel, now up +13% on the day.

@DynamoXDD @KobeissiLetter 😂😂

@KobeissiLetter Guys don’t block me now😂😂

Australia was not established as a nation-building project. It was established as an extraction platform. The British did not colonize Australia to build a civilization. They colonized it to extract l; first convict labor, then wool, then gold, then minerals, then gas. The political architecture was built around that extraction logic from day one, and it has never been restructured away from it. You assume the state exists to serve the population, and therefore bad outcomes must mean the state is being run poorly. Australia is not a sovereign state that happens to have a mining sector. It is a private sector extraction platform that happens to have citizens. Every Australian who “owns” a home is servicing a debt instrument that enriches the FIC. The minerals get dug up by foreign-owned multinationals. The profits get distributed to global shareholders. The taxation office is structured; by design, through decades of lobbying, to ensure the extraction proceeds leave the country with minimal sovereign capture. The politicians are doing exactly what the structure requires of them: absorbing public anger, rotating every few years to reset the pressure valve. Australia is not mismanaged. Australia is managed perfectly, just not for Australians.

@policytensor The Arabian plate is converging with the Eurasian so the Hormuz strait will close by itself in a few millions years effectively rendering this entire issue irrelevant.