🇬🇧 Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster UK

@BBCNews Brilliant news that the Chuch of the FSM will not be discriminated and can now be taught at schools. I will be requesting a meeting with the education board in NI to provide assistance on what should be taught about the church.

UK Supreme Court rules the Christian-focused RE taught in NI schools is unlawful bbc.in/4r6G8vZ

Brilliant news that the Chuch of the FSM will not be discriminated and can now be taught at schools. I will be requesting a meeting with the education board in NI to provide assistance on what should be taught about the church.

They said no.

@alwaysgamble @BBCNews Yes, because her husband told her not to go. Traditionally she should listen to her husband.

@BBCNews Defied tradition?

The Muslim women who defied tradition and changed lives with exercise bbc.in/4npX3a8

@BBCWorld Fair play ladies! #freedom

Defiant nuns flee care home for their abandoned convent in the Alps bbc.in/48e1JLK

@ammandev Slavery is wrong, he shouldn't belong to anyone. I hope this Jesus fella is arrested!

If the FA sanction Gakpo for this, then we need a serious inquest, because there’s absolutely NOTHING wrong with it. A personal message in a time of personal triumph. Don’t make it more than it is.

Gestern auf der CMC in Münster. War wieder ein toller Tag. Und ich habe mich sehr über den Besuch der Autorin von Freddy, das Glücksschwein und Die Kinderbibel des Fliegenden Spaghettimonsters gefreut @HofButenland #FreddydasGlücksschwein #fliegendesSpaghettimonster #CMCMünster

@henderob @suedecadence Can order and send from the UK... we got it good 😆

@suedecadence might not be the best time to have something like this manufactured ...

@PeterSweden7 "Swedish guy says crap to get comments". The End.

BREAKING: Newspapers in Britain are now telling people to stay indoors for 48 hours as virus spreads. Are you falling for this scam again?

@stclairashley Source?

the uk government spent taxpayer dollars to tell everybody that reading lord of the rings and george orwell leads to right-wing extremism

@jk_rowling 5318008

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Arrrragggghh, happy talk like a pirate day to you all! #TalkLikeAPirateDay #FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM

Just listened to flying spaghetti by @Speedemon420, a FSM Rock Hymn. Loved it! We want more like it please!! Listen on YouTube below! youtu.be/3AbDGY3mYmI?si…

@IFLScience RAmen!

Flying Spaghetti Monsters And 20 Potential New Species Spotted At Sea Mounts iflscience.com/flying-spaghet…

@JamesBlunt This is awesome!

Quick reminder that you owe me everything. bbc.com/news/uk-politi…

The news from Southport is truly devastating. My heart goes out to all the families affected by this horrific incident & to the whole community. I have just spoken to the Merseyside Chief Constable & I thank all the emergency services responding in such difficult circumstances.

Rest in Peace Professor Proton, AKA, Arthur Jeffries, AKA, Bob Newhart. Thank you for your years of making people laugh! You will be missed, you noodle!

@BBCBreaking Blocking a road doesn't reduce pollution, becoming a Pastafairan does!

Five environmental activists whose protests blocked part of the M25 in England for four days are jailed for at least four years each bbc.in/4f9PWPJ