The Cognitive Dissident

Here is every department, agency, bureau, and entity in the US Executive Branch: I. Executive Office of the President (EOP) 1. White House Office (WHO) -Chief of Staff -Deputy Chief of Staff -White House Counsel -Communications Office -Press Secretary -Speechwriting Office -Presidential Personnel Office -Office of Legislative Affairs -Domestic Policy Council -Gender Policy Council -National Economic Council (NEC) -Office of Public Engagement -Office of Intergovernmental Affairs 2. National Security Council (NSC) -National Security Advisor (NSA) -NSC Staff -Homeland Security Council (HSC) 3. Office of Management and Budget (OMB) -Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs (OIRA) -Office of Federal Procurement Policy (OFPP) -Office of Federal Financial Management (OFFM) -OMB Statistical Policy Office 4. Council of Economic Advisers (CEA) 5. Office of the U.S. Trade Representative (USTR) 6. Office of Science and Technology Policy (OSTP) 7. Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP) 8. Council on Environmental Quality (CEQ) 9. Office of the Vice President 10. Office of Administration 11. United States Digital Service (USDS) / modernization entities II. Department of State (DoS) 1. Office of the Secretary of State 2. Regional Bureaus -Bureau of East Asian and Pacific Affairs (EAP) -Bureau of European and Eurasian Affairs (EUR) -Bureau of Near Eastern Affairs (NEA) -Bureau of South and Central Asian Affairs (SCA) -Bureau of Western Hemisphere Affairs (WHA) 3. Functional Bureaus -Bureau of Political-Military Affairs (PM) -Bureau of International Security and Nonproliferation (ISN) -Bureau of Counterterrorism (CT) -Bureau of Economic and Business Affairs (EB) -Bureau of Democracy, Human Rights, and Labor (DRL) -Bureau of Consular Affairs (CA) -Bureau of Intelligence and Research (INR) 4. Diplomatic Security Service (DSS) 5. U.S. Foreign Service 6. Embassies / Consulates 7. United States Agency for Internation Development (USAID) III. Department of Treasury 1. Office of the Secretary of Treasury 2. Internal Revenue Service (IRS) -Criminal Investigation Division (IRS-CI) 3. Financial Crimes Enforcement Network (FinCEN) 4. Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) 5. Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC) 6. U.S. Mint 7. Bureau of Engraving and Printing (BEP) 8. Bureau of the Fiscal Service 9. Treasury Executive Office for Asset Forfeiture (TEOAF) 10. Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB) 11. Community Development Financial Institutions Fund (CDFI Fund) 12. Office of Terrorism and Financial Intelligence (TFI) 13. Treasury Intelligence Components IV. Department of Defense (DoD) 1. Secretary of Defense 2. Deputy Secretary of Defense 3. Under Secretaries -Under Secretary for Policy -Under Secretary for Acquisition and Sustainment -Under Secretary for Research and Engineering -Under Secretary for Personnel and Readiness -Under Secretary Comptroller 4. Joint Chiefs of Staff (JCS) -Chairman -Vice Chairman -Army Chief of Staff -Chief of Naval Operations -Air Force Chief of Staff -Marine Corps Commandant -Chief of Space Operations -National Guard Bureau Chief 5. Geographic Combatant Commands -Central Command -Indo-Pacific Command -European Command -Africa Command -Northern Command -Southern Command 6. Functional Combatant Commands -Strategic Command -Special Operations Command -Cyber Command -Transportation Command -Space Command 7. Department of the Army -U.S. Army -Army Corps of Engineers -Army Criminal Investigation Division (CID) -Army Intelligence 8. Department of the Navy -U.S. Navy -Naval Reactors -Naval Sea Systems Command (NAVSEA) -Naval Air Systems Command (NAVAIR) -Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI) -Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) -U.S. Marine Force 9. Department of the Air Force -U.S. Air Force -Air Force Office of Special Investigations (OSI) -Air Force Intelligence -U.S. Space Force 10. Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) 11. National Security Agency (NSA) 12. National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency 13. National Reconnaissance Office 14. Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency 15. Defense Logistics Agency 16. Missile Defense Agency 17. Defense Health Agency 18. Defense Information Systems Agency 19. Defense Threat Reduction Agency 20. Nuclear Command Structure -STRATCOM -Air Force (ICBMs) -Navy (Ballistic Missile Submarines) 21. Military Academies -United States Military Academy (Army) -United States Naval Academy (Navy and Marine Corps) -United States Air Force Academy V. Department of Justice (DOJ) 1. Office of the Attorney General 2. Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) -Counterterrorism Division -Counterintelligence Division -Cyber Division -FBI Intelligence Branch -Hostage Rescue Team 3. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) 4. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) 5. U.S. Marshals Service (USMS) 6. Federal Bureau of Prisons 7. Office of the Solicitor General 8. Civil Division 9. Criminal Division 10. National Security Division (NSD) 11. Civil Rights Division 12. Environment and Natural Resources Division 13. Executive Office for Immigration Review (EOIR) 14. Office of Legal Counsel (OLC) VI. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) 1. Office of the Secretary of Homeland Security 2. U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) -U.S. Border Patrol -Office of Field Operations (OFO) -Air and Marine Operations (AMO) 3. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) -Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) -Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) 4. U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) 5. Transportation Security Administration (TSA) 6. Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) 7. U.S. Secret Service 8. U.S. Coast Guard -Coast Guard Investigative Service (CGIS) 9. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) 10. Office of Intelligence and Analysis (I&A) 11. Federal Protective Service (FPS) 12. Federal Law Enforcement Training Centers (FLETC) 13. Science and Technology Directorate VII. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) 1. Office of the Secretary of HHS 2. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) -Center for Drug Evaluation and Research (CDER) -Center for Biologics and Evaluation Research (CBER) -Center for Devices and Radiological Health (CDRH) -Center for Food Safety and Applied Nutrition (CFSAN) -Center for Veterinary Medicine (CVM) -Office of Regulatory Affairs (ORA) 3. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) -National Center for Emerging and Zoonotic Infectious Diseases -National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases -National Center for HIV, Viral Hepatitis, STD, and TB Prevention -National Center for Chronic Disease Prevention and Health Promotion -CDC Epidemic Intelligence Service (EIS) 4. National Institutes of Health (NIH) -National Cancer Institute -National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases -National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute -National Institute of Mental Health -National Institute of Aging -National Human Genome Research Institute -NIH Clinical Center 5. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) -Medicare -Medicaid -Children's Health Insurance Program (CHIP) -ACA Marketplace Oversight 6. Administration for Strategic Preparedness and Response (ASPR 7. Health Resources Services Administration (HRSA) 8. Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) 9. Indian Health Service (IHS) 10. Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality (AHRQ) 11. Administration for Children and Families (ACF) -Office of Head Start -Children's Bureau -Office of Child Support Services -Office of Refugee Resettlement (ORR) 12. Administration for Community Living (ACL) 13. Office for Civil Rights (OCR) 14. Office of Inspector General (HHS-OIG) VIII. Department of Agriculture (USDA) 1. Office of the Secretary of Agriculture 2. Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) 3. Agriculture Research Service (ARS) 4. National Agriculture Statistics Service (NASS) 5. Economic Research Service (ERS) 6. Farm Service Agency (FSA) 7. National Conservation Service (NRCS) 8. Rural Development 9. Food and Nutrition Service (FNS) -Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) -Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children (WIC) -National School Lunch Program 10. U.S. Forest Service 11. Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service (APHIS) 12. Rish Management Agency (RMA) 13. Foreign Agricultural Service (FAS) 14. USDA Office of Inspector General IX. Department of Commerce (DOC) 1. Office of the Secretary of Commerce 2. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) -National Weather Service (NWS) -National Hurricane Center (NHC) -National Centers for Environmental Information (NCEI) -National Marine Fisheries Service (NMFS) -Office of Oceanic and Atmospheric Research (OAR) 3. U.S. Census Bureau -American Community Survey (ACS) 4. Bureau of Economic Analysis 5. International Trade Administration (ITA) 6. Bureau of Industry and Security (BIS) 7. United States Patent Trademark Office (USPTO) 8. National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) 9. Economic Development Administration (EDA) 10. Minority Business Development Agency 11. National Telecommunications and Information Administration (NTIA) X. Department of Labor (DOC) 1. Office of the Secretary of Labor 2. Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) 3. Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) 4. Wage and Hour Division (WHD) 5. Employment Training Administration (ETA) 6. Employee Benefits Security Administration 7. Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs 8. Mine Safety and Health Administration (MSHA) 9. Veterans' Employment and Training Service (VETS) 10. Office of Labor-Management Standards (OLMS) 12. Bureau of International Labor Affairs (ILAB) XI. Department of Energy (DOE) 1. Office of the Secretary of Energy 2. National Security Administration (NNSA) -Los Alamos National Laboratory -Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory -Sandia National Laboratories 3. Office of Science 4. National Laboratories System -Oak Ridge National Laboratory -Argonne National Laboratory -Brookhaven National Laboratory -Pacific Northwest National Laboratory 5. Energy Information Administration (EIA) 6. Office of Electricity 7. Office of Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy (EERE) 8. Office of Fossil Energy and Carbon Management 9. Office of Nuclear Energy 10. Office of Cybersecurity, Energy Security, and Emergency Response (CESER) 11. Power Marketing Administrations 12. Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) XII. Department of the Interior (DOI) 1. Office of the Secretary of the Interior 2. National Park Service -U.S. Park Police 3. Bureau of Land Management 4. U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service 5. Geological Survey 6. Bureau of Reclamation 7. Bureau of Indian Affairs 8. Bureau of Indian Education 9. Office of Surface Mining Reclamation Enforcement (OSMRE) XIII. Department of Transportation 1. Office of the Secretary of Transportation 2. Federal Aviation Administration 3. Federal Highway Administration 4. Federal Transit Administration 5. Federal Railroad Administration 6. National Highway Traffic Safety Administration 7. Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration 8. Maritime Administration 9. Pipeline and Hazardous Materials Safety Administration 10. Saint Lawrence Seaway Development Corporation 11. National Transportation Safety Board XIV. Department of Education (ED) 1. Office of the Secretary of Education 2. Office of Elementary and Secondary Education (OESE) 3. Office of Postsecondary Education (OPE) 4. Federal Student Aid (FSA) 5. Institute of Education Sciences (IES) 6. Office for Civil Rights (OCR) 7. Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services (OSERS) XV. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) 1. Office of the Secretary of HUD 2. Federal Housing Administration (FHA) 3. Office of Public and Indian Housing (PIH) 4. Housing Choice Voucher Program (Section 8) 5. Community Planning and Development (CPD) 6. Office of Fair Housing and Equal Opportunity (FHEO) 7. Government National Mortgage Association XVI. Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) 1. Office of the Secretary of Veterans Affairs 2. Veterans Health Administration (VHA) 3. Veterans Benefits Administration (VBA) 4. National Cemetery Administration (NCA) 5. Board of Veterans' Appeals (BVA) XII. Independent Executive Agencies and Regulatory Bodies 1. EPA 2. NASA 3. CIA 4. SBA 5. OPM 6. GSA 7. NRC 8. SEC 9. FCC 10. FTC 11. CFPB 12. FEC 13. CFTC 14. FDIC 15. NCUA 16. PBGC 17. OGE 18. MSPB 19. FLRA 20. U.S. Postal Service 21. TVA 22. Export-Import Bank 23. Federal Reserve System (The Fed) 24. Smithsonian 25. Peace Corps

@EvanAKilgore She is what she claims to be against.

Laura Loomer is a cancer to the GOP. Who agrees?

We should all prefer there to be a debate.

Every single person here is a retard.

@TheTateClips One of the main reasons why I don’t like him. “Sorry for the pause, I was just scanning, seeing what’s gonna keep me alive.” That is the fakest, most performative thing I’ve ever seen. He’s just trying to stay relevant by being ambiguous.

Jack Neel: "Why do you think Charlie Kirk was assass*n*ted?" Andrew Tate: *Long pause* Jack Neel: *Silence* Andrew Tate: "I'm just scanning what's gonna keep me alive. I know who k*lled him..." 😳😱

Word of the Day #4 Presumptuous (Adjective): (of a person or their behavior) failing to observe the limits of what is permitted or appropriate; brazen, overconfident, arrogant

Realizing I should've bought SpaceX stock today after all:

@stelzner_n1150 How about none of the above.

If you only had these three options for the 2028 GOP primary in 2028 who would you vote for?

Word of the Day #3 Spurious (Adjective): Something that is not what it purports to be; inauthentic, fake, phony, counterfeit.

We really don’t know what is on the other side of this mass expansion and advancement of AI. It’s an interesting idea. What if AI innovates and generates ideas so quickly that we’ll need so many infrastructure workers (construction workers, plumbers, masons, etc.) to actually support such fast moving, creative engineers? It’s a possibility, though I’m doubtful it will happen.

How do you see this playing out?

@Polymarket Free money. He isn’t eligible to run.

2% chance MrBeast runs for president. polymarket.com/event/who-will…

JUST IN: MrBeast officially surpasses 500 million YouTube subscribers.

Achieving a 1 trillion-dollar net worth is an incredible accomplishment and should be celebrated as such. But then all these Progressives will be like, "Oh my God, what about you're average American? He doesn't deserve that money. HE'S STEALING MONEY FROM YOUR AVERAGE AMERICAN! TAX THE HELL OUT OF HIM!!!"

@BlessedbetheUS @j_fishback There would probably have to be some sort of stipulation in the contract that addresses that.

@CognitiveD3 @j_fishback what happens if he tries but it is blocked by a court or something. is that a kept promise?

I just signed a legally binding contract under penalty of perjury. The terms are simple: if I break any one of my promises as Florida Governor, I cannot run for re-election. Politicians in both parties have lied to us. That ends with me.

Does the typical household put rockets into space? Does the typical household mass produce clean-energy electric cars? Does the typical household create tunnels underground for hyper speed traveling? Does the typical household run the biggest social media platform in the world? Does the typical household put chips into people's brains to help disabled people function independently again? Does the typical household give highspeed internet to the world? Does the typical household run a major AI chatbot?

Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth. We need a wealth tax.

I couldn't have said it any better

@libsoftiktok @RepJasmine "We want to have clean, green energy until someone we don't like is doing it."

Jasmine Crockett March, 2025: “I'm excited to see that Elon Musk.. that his money as it relates to Tesla … well Tesla is tanking right now and I’m ok with that.” Elon just became the world’s first trillionaire Someone should do a wellness check on @RepJasmine