@Lovandfear I wanted this for so long but now I've got this I'm all like, oh I feel so isolated living alone.
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Elizabeth
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Someday I will have my own place. My world won't be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.
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This got me. Rational brain says no. But practically for all intensive purposes, yes.
Michael Malice@michaelmalice
If someone claims that an event is unlikely to happen, and the event does in fact happen, has their claim been disproven?
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@SuitedAces17 Yes!! I finally understand what an intensive porpoise is. 🤭
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@justalexoki Warning....do not tell the truth. They will never forgive you.
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idk why we're expected to lie to kids. like it's very obviously not a good drawing. i know that, im pretty sure he knows that. why would i lie to his face, just because he's 5? if anything it's more important to tell him the truth now so that he has time to get better at it
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when you build a chair, creating the hundredth best chair in the world is an unbelievable achievement and worthy of exaltation. when you do philosophy or math, the second best thinking in the world is just wasteful distraction and you should have become a carpenter instead
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I love how his perverted mind went directly to imagining oral with his mom
Craig Marcoux@MichaelMarcou19
@anus_anon @michaelmalice “your mom highly values my manglue” How does saying he orally raped my mother “suggest the exact opposite”, Anus?
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The earliest humans to walk aimlessly were called Meanderthals
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I'd go back to the start...I've got new ideas on how to ruin their lives.
Visa is doing marketing consults (see pinned!)@visakanv
parents of older kids always be saying “I’d give anything for another day with my kids when they were little”. It’s always a day. Never a month or a year. Never even a week. 🤔
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