Devon “Feet Finder” Oswald

It’s the motion in the ocean #SizeDoesntMatter

@JosephCarter95 @BigMac_McGee I’d hope a high schooler wouldn’t have 500 more followers than you fucktard

“Rather be 0/30 than 0/7, 0/7 means you stopped shooting” -Dion Waiters #gameisgame

Found myself smoking a joint with 3 of my childhood friends dads last night. Funny how life changes #AllGrownUp

@tinguspinguzz Watch snowfall for me beast

Top 5 shows of all time 1. GOT 2. The Office 3. Breaking Bad 4. Sopranos 5. Narcos Argue with a wall

@BigMac_McGee Rick It’s never too late to walk into the freshman dorm area with a spikeball net. Game is Game

Now that I’m nearing senior year I find that I’ve run out of buddy’s GFs friend groups to run through and now I got nothing! #enditall

@Bustinher55 @CooterMcgraw88 Ur good bro

Good fella of mine inspired me to do this thanks @CooterMcgraw88 2026 in and out list IN Lottery tickets Darius Acuff Lucky ones NIT tournament BEC coffee shops Busch fish edition beers Kalshi The whale OUT Losing my wallet “Ur good bro” Warm beer Shitty food Emotional bets

@Bustinher55 Bag!

This white boy is hot

Found the plug #shitpost

Drinking things you couldn’t afford in places you can’t reach (there’s $300 in my bank account)

@derekdinho5 When you see the flames of a candle flickering do you associate them with dancing freely or, on the contrary, desperately trying to escape its confines of a wick and glass?

Idk why but I’ve been craving chipotle hella recently . I used to kinda fuck with and want it once a month but now I been thinking about it 4 times a weeks. #chipotle #consumerintel

Excited and blessed to achieve generational wealth this early in life

@CooterMcgraw88 @EnragedMounty Algorithms a bitch Coot

@EnragedMounty @DevonsSermon

Start putting your energy drinks in koozies. #expand

@johnnydollarman Thot provoking

Gay son or thot d.. Actually I don’t even care

@xxGregTheLegxx Thanks Greg. Life is swell when you have a dedicated task force on the daily

@DevonsSermon Why didn’t I think of this. Great work

If your pledges aren’t your secretaries as well your doing ts wrong

@CooterMcgraw88 Gotta lob them some positive affirmation once in a while

@DevonsSermon Booyah!

Would never put this into words to my homeboy but respect the honesty ig #StillHitTho

@girthythad I fucking despise Regina Gramling

@DevonsSermon Bru got that test Wednesday I’m toast ngl

Expand Celsius Coozies

I have plans that cannot be shared right now

Fellas stunk up the course with some bogey golf but at least we rode in style