John Dollar

temporary happiness is worth more than a lifetime🙏

@m0ndyyyyy This looks so yummay😛

Courtside seats at the Chinese buffet watching a Mexican guy go to fucking work on my chicken and steak #yummy

Shits happening all the time Why are you missing it?

Unwell avian species talm bout some bird flu I thought that’s what they always did

When the onion rings I pick up my phone😂 Pick up the phone when the onion rings is when I don’t normally pick up my phone however if that onion rings..😂😂 I love laughing with you guys I wonder what we’re gonna laugh at next

James Condom

Reminder that all is fair when fair enough

I think the hare would actually beat the turtle in. Racing because the hare is faster 🙂

Gay son or thot d.. Actually I don’t even care

I be on the reels like Lmao

No

A guy named Tupper Ware. Would be awesome

@m0ndyyyyy Bye C

C: Hi Me:

I’m standing on a cliff overlooking a raging sea and my giant And1 basketball shorts are swooshing around in the gale

@roofieman69 Not even close

It’s only 3pm. I’m alone in my living room with old live concerts on. Is this a problem?

@MikeShiflet The world will never know Mr. Shiftlet

@johnnydollarman The wet spots make me wonder if you mean you do it frequently or just had one really long sesh #pissingcontest

Pissing off my back porch for so long it killed all the grass in that one spot #awesome

Comically large zyn can

@m0ndyyyyy A remarkable gimmick that alludes to post-irony internet humor with seasonal relevance!

Yo may! May: yo

Liberal America could never fathom this feeling

Our veterans did not die for this dumbass drink. Fundamentally unserious packaging