Thomas C. Kearney 🥶

@AliExpress_EN Your sort function is ridiculously poor. Please fix it.

@WxOntario1 Who taught you to spell 'County' as 'Countie'? If I can't trust your spelling, how can I trust your weather reports? The squiggly red line is there for a reason, yet you ignore it. Why?

Quite the difference between #Huron/ #Perth Countie and #Toronto today! Lake Effect snow and Significant blowing/ drifting snow vs. Bare + Dry roads #OnWX #ONStorm

@1776General_ @grok put this man in a mobility scooter please.

Fattest man in the World back in 1890 (people paid money to see him) Today he’d be 3rd fattest guy at the local Walmart

@McLeanChronicle Gawd you're a dumbass.

The new chief trade negotiator, she's in it for you ordinary Canadians...... just kidding she pulled the emergency act on you, freezed bank accounts. ⬇️

@BuzzPatterson She has Histrionic Personality Disorder. Same with all of her followers here deriding you.

To celebrate Hillary’s meltdown in Munich, I’m going to recount the first time I ever met Hillary Clinton. It was on Marine One, helicoptering to Camp David for a weekend. I was brand new to the Military Aide position and this was my first trip to Camp David. It was a Saturday morning and I was a little trepidatious. Of course, I’d heard all about Hillary from my predecessor. He’d warned me about her temperament and her propensity to go off on any and all staffers, including her husband. I always boarded Marine One last, letting the First Family board first along with the doctor and agents. I always used the rear steps, with “the football.” My seat on the helicopter was always immediately adjacent to the president and “First Lady.” On this particular day, Chelsea was also coming. I sat in my assigned seat, set the “football” down and approached Hillary. “Hi ma’am, I’m Major Buzz Patterson. I’m the new Air Force Aide. Wonderful to meet you.” I also introduced myself to Chelsea and sat back down. Hillary was curt and quiet. Chelsea looked at me like I had 3 heads. “Well, that was awkward,” I thought to myself. It never got “not awkward.”

@StuntmanStu It's spelled 'buses', dude. 'Busses' is what a busser does. Try to learn the language.

If you ever had a radio on in Ottawa, you knew the name Lowell Green. I had the opportunity to work down the hall from him, he would shake his head as I was always looking at my phone. I do remember one long rant he had about keeping the busses instead of going with the LRT. So far he's been right, all that to say he passed away on Valentines Day at 89. May he rest in peace

@cher 🤣🎇🥰🎇🤣youtube.com/shorts/kxToTf7…

@MrPitbull07 Anyone ever call you a whiny bitch?

@ronsterd89 Spaghetti is not on my menu.

@TeHHerzog @Oceanbreeze473 You sound like a sweetheart.

@Oceanbreeze473 I have parked in front of my neighbor's house instead of my house for the last 3 years because the first interaction I ever had with him he was a complete an utter dick. Just a month ago he asked me to pull forward. I told him NO because you were a dick and then I walked away.

Multiple neighbour’s constantly park like this in front of my drive way. I’ve spoken to all neighbors multiple times, yet it continues. Yesterday I called the police who told me to have them towed. I called several tow companies who said basically they can’t do anything about it What would you do?

@ProstheticLeg3 @brianlilley Neither you nor your conclusions have a leg to stand on, quite frankly.

Great example of useless building code rules. It’s well known that there are rules that never get enforced except as a power play. This is how the system works because we let it. Ford can fix this by standardizing the building code. There’s no reason any city should have its own rules.

Statement from Toronto City Councillor Gord Perks on his home not being up to building code. Have your say one way or the other in the comments.

@kevin_nealon Did you call him a cunt? That's an easy one to understand.

NBC wanted to fire me from SNL's Weekend Update. I was replaced by that so and so Norm after 3 years. NBC West Coast President wasn’t happy with me. I didn’t know one of the reasons was that he couldn’t understand some of the things I was saying.

@ofctimallen A lot of people might see this as just another feeble attempt at an over-the-hill actor/comedian screaming for the attention his mommy refused to give him, much like Christ way back in the day.

Finished the entire Bible it’s been a 13 month word by word page by page no skimming journey. Humbled, enlightened and amazed at what I read and what I learned. I will rest and meditate on so much. I will begin it again.

@juliamacfarlane All On The Board on X: ""When you lose someone you love, they never really leave you. They just move into a special place in your heart" - Catherine O'Hara (1954-2026) #CatherineOhara " / X

@docMJP Sounds like we've got another Nick Reiner on our hands.

Coming back from Christmas, I specifically told my 13 year old son to pack the large knife he received from his uncle in the big bag and not a carry on. As his backpack goes through security the guy watching the video calls out: “OK, who’s Rambo? We got us a Rambo here today!” Everyone there admired the knife and then they let me go back out of security and check my carry on bag with it. A belated shout out to the TSA crew in the Sacramento airport for being good sports about it. And hopefully my little Rambo, born well after 9/11, learned something.

@BiancoDavinci George Weston Ltd., Toronto. Executive suites reception. 22 St. Clair Avenue East. The desk is run on hydraulics and the receptionist can simply lift it up with one finger in order to exit.

Reception desk at the General Motors Technical Center, designed by Eero Saarinen, opened in 1956.

@TurnbullMartin The ashtrays were not much smaller, back in the day.

Somebody just sent me a photo of Judy Garland at a 1947 New Year's Eve party. Ummm...is that a HUGE bowl of cigarettes in the bottom left-hand corner?

@la_dorkout TAM O'SHANTER. DUH. A Tam o’ Shanter The round woolen or cloth cap of Scottish origin with a pom-pom in the center is known as the Tam o’ Shanter.

Within years after it opened in 1924, Harry Oliver's whimsically designed Tom O'Shanter Inn, still going strong at 2980 Los Feliz Blvd., was one of the few LA restaurants with both drive-in car-hop service and an outdoor counter for on-premises or takeout eating.

@glukianoff Could very well be you have an allergy to one of the ingredients, maybe more. I found out I'm allergic to most ingredients in a Caesar salad.

I spent years looking for the perfect Reuben, trying Reuben after Reuben at sandwich place after sandwich place, never quite finding it. And then one day it dawned on me, I don't like Reubens. There's a life lesson in there somewhere. Possibly about Thousand Island Dressing.

@BuzzPatterson It smells like history = old books filled with toxins. 🤣

Have you ever walked through the White House unaccompanied at night? It’s amazing. I used to walk around when I was working there. I’d hang out with the President’s medical unit, shoot the shit with the Secret Service guys & girls, the NSC peeps, and the Navy cooks. My favorite room was the library. It smelled like history. American history. I’d pull a book off the shelf and just sit and think. Once, I pulled a book off the shelf that was given to George Washington. The inscription was still there. At one point, George Washington held that book. It was simply amazing.