Dinkar Dwivedi

Me when I open Twitter

Big silly Halloween party tonight with my @GeekFruitHQ boys in Bombay. If you're around and can throw together a costume definitely come by! We are almost sold out and the songs we're playing are ridiculous and fun. Tickets and info: bit.ly/3RWvDZs

@pantparitosh Hahaha

The #OnePlus10T ad has @DinksThinks ka body double.

Hello There, y'nerds! We are extremely excited to announce Geek Fruit Cantina: A Star Wars Celebration the biggest and only Star Wars Fan Event in India! With some live discussion, a table read, games and merch! Tickets here: bit.ly/3MmgBK4

🚨Breaking News🚨 Millennial Harry Potter fans empathise with Start Wars ‘original trilogy only Bros’ because of a Quiz Show - first reported by @tejasmenon & @DinksThinks on @GeekFruitHQ podcast #TheNerditorium👇🏼 open.spotify.com/episode/0mfM29…

THE NERDS ARE BACK! @tejasmenon @JishnuGuha & @DinksThinks are out with their first episode of #TheNerditorium by @GeekFruitHQ and on #ValentinesDay their talking about movie romances that use science fiction to make nerds cry. #ShureSoundsGood @shure open.spotify.com/episode/3qIFEf…

@IndiaPostOffice There has been no update on this, please help.

@DinksThinks Your tweet has been forwarded to the concerned office. We will revert to you shortly.  India Post greets you on the occasion of Azadi ka Amrit Mahotsav.

@IndiaPostOffice I am expecting a consignment, tracking number EE200045515QA, but the Current Status has been showing as Custom Hold for almost a month. Please help.

I am just not impressed by the new cadbury ad on a visual level, man. The old one emanated feel-goodiness. The bright, sun lit field, the girl's colourful dress, the doves and test kits. The new one looks so drab and gloomy despite players in coloured kits.

Need to shoutout the best - @DinksThinks who ran through the idea with me yesterday, when I was nervous. Also, I really need to frame this thumbnail.

I DID A THING!! In my excitement for #Loki , I binged a bunch of MCU content and then got this idea - "Avengers but books". Ta daaaaaaaaaaa! youtu.be/_04ch8dqWf0

Here is a story for future investigations to dig deep. People looking at Baba Ramdev through the prism of Patanjali are missing the forests for the trees. He is now playing through a listed company he bought in a sham of a transaction. Here is the story:

वैसे अगर सरकार बता देती कि दिक़्क़त किस ट्वीट से तो अच्छा रहता. दोबारा वैसा ही काम किया जा सकता था. और लोगों को भी सुविधा हो जाती.

Group project for 20 marks and I want to see every member of the committee contribute

Now pitching: Indian Mad Max remake where the wasteland is full of posters thanking Immortan Joe for ensuring daily water supply to the whole green paradise.

An estimate of how big could India's actual Covid death count be? Official count - 307,000 Conservative scenario - 600,000 A more likely scenario - 1,600,000 A worse scenario - 4,200,000 Source: New York Times

@EndlessJeopardy What is State Of Fear?

Don't speak up for your people. Don't speak up for other people. Don't speak.

Mumbai will get heavy to moderate rains with strong winds from tonight till Tuesday. #CycloneTauktae will be closest to Mumbai Tomorrow. (About 250km west over sea) So tomorrow will have most impact wind speed of 40-55 kmph when outerband of Cyclone brushes Mumbai. #MumbaiRains

While we're at it, why aren't these messages constantly updated as the situation changes? We could use one asking people to double mask right now.

@timecrisis2000 Domino's in India doesn't really do the 30 minute guarantee anymore. It's technically still on the books, but they don't talk about it, and the fine print basically says they don't have to do it if they don't want to.