Ben Lowe

@UrinatingTree Canada A legacy of a Stanley cup drought video is surely on the horizon

- Vancouver is a living car crash of a franchise - Calgary's ownership spent years refusing to actually rebuild - Edmonton experiencing The Whimsical World of Stan Bowman - Mike fucking Babcock - Winnipeg is Columbus, but somehow less desirable of a destination - MLSE treating the Maple Leafs as if they are Caligula - Ottawa can't get the Melnyk and Dorion stench off, no matter how much they try "Why does everybody want to play for American NHL teams?" Seriously, Montreal may be the only one that's not in some semblance of chaos rn.

@UrinatingTree It was McDavids fault the Oilers lost in the playoffs the last few years he is a notorious big game choker

They actually did it.

@UrinatingTree You’re being too pessimistic maybe it won’t be so bad maybe Babcock will lead the Oilers to the promised land

@adamcarolla Colin Kaepernick is a pathetic pea-brained piece of trash that belongs in a sewer with the rest of the shit

True

@UrinatingTree You are not sorry you are laughing hysterically at the leafs ineptitude

I am so sorry, Leafs fans.

@UrinatingTree No the leafs have made a great hire Adolf Hiller will lead the Fifth Reicb to glory

@cityaestheticss Don’t forget the city is run by Democrats

Never forget that St Louis was destroyed for “urban renewal”

@adamcarolla You seriously need to bash your old partner in crime Jimmy Kimmel

Oh, it’s coming

@UrinatingTree Canadian hockey teams in the Stanley cup finals post 1993 a legacy of failure

Wayne Gretzky looks like he wants to drown himself in bottles of his branded wine on the TNT broadcast.

@shagbark_hick Erie needs to be nuked

No kidding, Erie PA is one of the saddest towns I've seen in a long time. Normally, I can go to a "depressing place" and find a light in which it's misunderstood, or has some hidden charms. I cannot do that here. It is just purely, aggresively bleak by all I can see here.

@Riley_Gaines_ Simone Biles isn’t great she’s trash

She hardly "stood up for the trans community", but instead just personally attacked someone who stands up for women and girls. Prepare for an astronomically embarrassing ratio.

@babydocwhit I once did a 26 mile hike at lake Georgetown last fall

@DutchVanDerLowe It’s certainly warm today, stay hydrated!

@babydocwhit currently hiking in the middle of the brutal Texas heat

@UrinatingTree 2021: Blow a 3-1 lead against Le Canadians 2022: Struck by Lightning 2023: Mauled by the Panthers 2024: The FUCKING BRUINS 2025: Lay another game 7 egg this time against Florida

Bye Bye Shanahan. Bye Bye Marner. Bye Bye Leafs.

@razorfist btw I’m Being sarcastic

@razorfist how dare U bash deer leader Dishonest Ape Lincoln he was the greatest president of all time U unintelligent piece of Trash the sacrifices he made to save this country only 2 be disrespected by clueless imbeciles like U he orchestrated the civil war in the name of peace

@razorfist Leave Hatebraham Linkoln alone he was a fantastic President who saved the country and if all you ignorant clowns don’t bow before the glory of dishonest Ape you will be sent to re-education camp and be reprogrammed

@DefiyantlyFree Shut the fuck up barbie and do something about it instead of bitching and moaning

We are living under a judicial insurrection. If we don’t fix it, there’s no point of electing Presidents.

@babydocwhit and our attempts to get him removed from the neighborhood were stymied by outdoor camping laws so he stuck around until he amazingly got it through his head that he wasn’t wanted here and fucked off pardon the language

@babydocwhit one of the catalysts for me leaving Austin happened in the summer of 2019 as there was this homeless guy living in his car right across from our house who was tormenting me and my neighbors for anything and everything