Alice.Exactly

@emkenobi Once you realise that he's a Russian asset, everything makes sense.

literally why

@kenzianidiot AloeVera is the gold standard, but to prevent this from happening, buy some UPF clothing, UPF umbrella with black on the inside, UPF headwear etc.

please share your sunburn relief methods. i sweat an unsustainable amount from my medication which evidently was a huge issue today!

@GeauxGabrielle The main character is also a Scientologist irl, which makes the whole thing very awkward.

I really don't think I'm gonna be watching The Testaments the same way I never finished The Handmaids Tale because it continues to piss me off how they have completely ignored the racism in the initial books. Black women were NOT handmaids. They were MAYBE Marthas. MAYBE. And econowives. But more Black babies were not wanted in Gilead. Black women were at the colonies cleaning toxic waste and waiting to die.

@michaeldweiss Churchill watered down the spirits, it wasn't just pace.

Churchill daily consumed (give or take) six glasses of champagne or wine and 5 or 6 ounces of whisky or brandy. But he paced himself and took naps and otherwise turned the tipple into something approaching a political art form. Frat boy habits practiced by those who can’t hold their drink and aren’t clever or witty to begin with are as much an aesthetic offense as they are a national security concern.

@gasketcat Take her to a 2nd opinion. That's not normal, no matter how hydrated she is.

girl who i spent $300 on at the vet just for them to tell me nothing is wrong with her pee and she just pissed her pants because she’s too hydrated

@saintsoftness Please get her a friend - kitties without kitty friends develop depression and anxiety because kitties are naturally incredibly social.

She was born in late December, so every day is the longest day she’s ever known and she gets to watch the sun set:

@omgsidewalks I'm coming with guns.

SERIOUS QUESTION: If your sibling called you at 2am and said “don’t ask questions, just come” Are you really showing up??

@omgsidewalks Overstimulated.

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU DON’T FEEL DEPRESSED BUT ALL YOU WANNA DO IS BE IN YOUR BED ??

I am surprised, but then I realise I shouldn't be. I'm tired, boss.

Citizens of Sweden and Norway own the land of their countries, so they have free access to it all. It's called Allemansrätten and "freedom" - something Americans don't have.

@Autistic_Lauren Hell. Absolute hell and embarrassment. Especially if you're undiagnosed hEDS and POTS.

Asking autistics, what's your thoughts on P.E. classes?

@mariana057 Apparently it's the flour, not the eggs, that are risks for salmonella - if you're outside the EU, be careful yeah.

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life.

@RealDianeYap You got emotionally traumatised when she said that, it hurt, so now you spread that hurt to others. The emotionally mature thing would be to teach this in a way that is educational, not hurtful.

My mom taught me this lesson when I was maybe seven. I was going on about something I found interesting and after a few minutes she cut in: "Did you notice how I haven't been responding at all?" "Yeah?" "That means I don't care. I don't care about this topic. I'm bored. I don't want to hear about this. When you talk to people, pay attention to whether or not they're responding to you. If they barely have anything to say, stop talking about whatever you're talking about." It was a good lesson. One that many people need but never got. And it shows.

@Playerinthgame Some emperors from China sought immortality by taking elixirs made by monks and priests - they just ended up dying faster from poisoning - the elixirs contained heavy metals and other toxic substances, taken long term, it caused organ failure. Also made them crazy.

I’m drawing no conclusions about the fact that Sam Altman, Peter Thiel, Bryan Johnson and others say that they take metformin off label, which can lead to low B12, which can lead to delirium, mania, and psychosis

@AlfhildeO Skatteverket won't let you get away with that 😂

Swedish vtubers remember if you travel to cons you can write off like 650 sek per day for food costs + your tickets, hotel because it counts as a work trip 🫡

@SwiftieLee1 If you don't build a wall between feelings and situations at work as a doctor, you won't be around for long. It's the unfortunate truth.

Please stop going into the medical or healthcare field if you lack empathy

Women are made to serve men.

@fishPointer Might be able to remap it.

i still can’t believe they took my right ctrl and replaced it with fucking Copilot

@AuthorGFAllen Yeah, and it's always better than any movie or series

Do you visualize everything while reading a book? As if you are watching a movie?

@Autistic_Lauren If inside, yes. Otherwise no.

Asking autistics, how do you feel about rain?