r/FacebookScience

If you need to lie to push your narrative, ask yourself why.

Flerf logic - Flat Earth is dead. A zombie conspiracy 🧟‍♂️

@iamAtheistGirl I thought he'd be too busy chasing down Jamie Lee Curtis.

dry humor relies on wit you wouldn’t understand

@Thomas_Banacek @SeektheDamned See, even though I told him he's muted, he's still replying like an indoctrinated automaton. I can't see what he said, but I can see there's at least one reply.

@Thomas_Banacek @SeektheDamned Better off just muting him. All he can do is copy and paste bible passages and hurl insults. There's no actual thought process going on in there.

So if you pray hard enough you'll be able to know the position AND momentum of a subatomic particle?

@TakeThatClouds Yeah, his descent into conspiracy lunacy broke my heart. I was a big fan of Coast back in the day.

Imagine being new to Twitter but remembering watching Coast on the telly and thinking "Oh yes, I might follow that scruffy chap with the long hair, he calls himself "thecoastguy" so there might be some nice nature content and... oh what the actual f—"

@DrMargaretShow I heard they're lacing it with dilithium crystals and traces of vibranium-sulfide because the aluminum wasn't working fast enough.

🚨 THIS IS ABSOLUTE GOVERNMENT MADNESS AND IT HAS TO STOP RIGHT NOW! 😡 Does it seem like it’s WORSE again? “You guys aren’t mad enough at this — this is simply outrageous.” “The Government is saying — we don’t need your consent to poison you.” They’re openly admitting they can dump aluminum, ammonia, acetone, silver dioxide and who knows what else right over our families, our kids, our air and water — treating us like lab rats with no say in it! People are finally waking up: what was dismissed as the craziest “conspiracy” is unfolding in plain sight, every single day, all across the country. This isn’t theory anymore — it’s happening in real time! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. This is straight-up chemical assault on the American public. We must demand it ends immediately, or every single official and agency involved needs to be held accountable! ☠️ #StopTheSpraying #ChemtrailsExposed #NoConsentNoPoison Quotes Credit: @BGatesIsaPyscho

@RCowley185R @HarlysCorner Okay?

@FBScienceSub @HarlysCorner

Redpillbot is a troll. Whoever is controlling this account doesn't really believe in the bullshit they post. The video shows contrails formed by aircraft exhaust in cold air. They can appear to start/stop due to humidity variations, not spraying. No evidence supports chemtrail claims of secret chemical dispersal. salatainstitute.harvard.edu/understanding-… aerosociety.com/news/chemtrail… faa.gov/contrails

New chemtrail theory just dropped: they’re to stop white folks having babies.

@fakehistoryhunt Well well well.

@HarryWorp This one is my favorite

@FBScienceSub I’m more interested in the lines that follow: 17 xmcongto," wale shage Luke io: 10 For glimlersa." nragil wand. 17 hai shage

@johnnymac2220 @SeektheDamned Apparently I'm demonic now because I used a gif of something doing magic.

@FBScienceSub @SeektheDamned He amuses me. I showed his tweets to some of my Christian friends and they were appalled and embarrassed.

@johnnymac2220 @SeektheDamned He's a hypothetical loon.

@SeektheDamned @FBScienceSub Such a fine demonstration of your Christian love.

@xyphophor @SeektheDamned He's the Poeist of Poes.

@SeektheDamned @FBScienceSub Well you failed The meme isn't about the inability to communicate with God It's about how vain it is

@DavidPrice96469 @HarlysCorner That wouldn't surprise me.

@HarlysCorner I honestly think it's controlled by the same person/organisation as matrixbot, illuminatibot, healthbot and others.

Triggered. 😂 He's gone into some kind of scripture meltdown.

@SeektheDamned Alright, unlike God, I actually have the agency to shut you up. ACCOUNTUS MUTEUS!

@FBScienceSub 2 Timothy 1:7 “For God has not given us a spirit of fear, but of power and of love and of a sound mind [or self-control, sound judgment, discipline].”

@SeektheDamned That's not very Christian of you. Tut tut.

@FBScienceSub Your mom.

@SeektheDamned x.com/i/status/20356…

@FBScienceSub youtu.be/5kfGRO6msQw?si… Uh,oh. We are going to have to be accountable for our sins. First death, then the Judgment.