Dumb thoughts from a Dumb man

Imagine how much different our lives would be if we farted through our noses.... #deepthoughts #USA #humor

@catturd2 Good morning

Good morning X. Happy Tuesday.

@RubinReport You should have just rioted...

Update: Level 3 AC joint separation. Doc not pushing surgery so will be in sling for a month then rehab and likely stem cells. Hopefully back in studio tmrw. Open to suggestions and good vibes!

@RepJayapal Shut up and go pick up some dirty needles

I’m so proud to represent Seattle, one of the host cities for this year’s World Cup. It is truly a special moment to meet and welcome everyone here. I can’t wait to watch this week’s games — go Team USA!

@BethBaisch Those things are gross. they don't even contain potatoes

🤔 Spotted in the UK.

@PramilaJayapal Old news. Everyone now knows it isn't as bad as was made out to be. Just ask Bill Gates!!!

Climate change is not an abstract future threat. It is happening right now, in our communities, to real people. Wildfires that destroy entire neighborhoods. Floods that wipe out homes families spent lifetimes building. And while all of that is happening, this administration is claiming that greenhouse gases aren’t a threat and is gutting the EPA, because the fossil fuel industry paid for exactly that. We are not going to accept a future where our children inherit a planet that has been sacrificed for someone else's quarterly profits. We fight for a livable world. We fight like it is urgent. Because it is. 💜

@RubinReport Oh no!! Getting old sucks, feel better!!

Took a bad spill during basketball yesterday (after starting the game 4/4 on 3’s), and have a pretty gnarly AC joint separation. No live show today but will post my sit down with DeSantis from the live event last Thursday. Feel free to toss some good vibes my way!

@Keir_Starmer You banned knives too, how's that working out?

We are banning social media access for under 16s. These days kids must find their feet in a world where technology intrudes into every area of their life. I just can’t let that go on anymore. So we’re giving children their childhoods back.

@GetItQuietly Maybe it is possessed by a demon..

Has anyone ever had a smoke alarm that keeps beeping *even when you take the unit off the ceiling*? Grok suggests something about "residual charge".

@RubinReport I forgot, you're Florida man now lol. A true NY Knicks fan would find a way ... 😉

@Foryourmusing It’s too hot to do all three!

Should I play basketball this morning (as I do every Sunday) or burn a bus and loot a store instead? 🤔

@libsoftiktok Wonder if he's ever had a fat lip...

Karmelo Anthony supporter: "I don't give a f*ck about White lives... F*ck dat cracker. We smokin that Austin pack, pu**y!"

@Timcast crazy

its hard to believe that ten years ago was only a couple years ago

@libsoftiktok After all, we don't want you to hate him improperly..

You don't hate the media enough

@DineshDSouza He saw big Mike's mic

WHAT?? Obama's make big announcement about their private chef who died at their Martha's Vineyard home conservativebrief.com/obama-chef-102…

@TaraBull Groin injury is what's stopping me

Guys, what's stopping you from showing off like this at your kid's gymnastics gym?

@catturd2 It's all about yeast infections...

Life with MTG? 😂😂😂

@RubinReport That's how he used to bring water back to his village

“Let me tell you how the plague began, son…”

Hey @Timcast idea for tonight's show to make it more watchable: mute douchebag's mic until you want him to speak. It's the only hope to get me and others to watch tonight

@ksorbs Simple, you don't

How do you get along with people like this?

@wik_chad47429 @Timcast I was counting them because every minute was grueling with that angry red faced man

@Foryourmusing @Timcast Why 33 minutes, that's pretty specific....

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