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@tiikketmaster @justalexoki 😭 Story of my life

@FraJaPat @justalexoki When the actual answer has 0 likes

how do you make a cold go away as fast as humanly possible

@Raiseyourdead @ma1ybe Some of us have decent chins but rubbish skin I'll have you know! 😄

Men who have actual relationships with women usually know this because they see us without makeup and even naked sometimes.

@Slatzism @Howlingmutant0 I always thought it smelled like the worst, strongest body odour. Earthy. Like really bad feet and week-long unwashed armpits combined with a hint of baked beans.

@Howlingmutant0 I will never understand the people who think weed smells good or is odourless. It smells like absolute shit to me. I’d rather smell cigarettes than marijuana atp

I have never related to a tweet less than this one

@TerribleMaps You got Poland wrong. Their equivalent is said all the time, it's practically conversation decoration.

Global reactions to saying the c-word in public

@TroyLindsey @messedupfoods Honestly, considering how broken our system is, I'm totally happy to support their tax evasion as long as the food is great.

@messedupfoods Why the hell are they cash only in this day and age? Trying to evade taxes? 🤣

thoughts? 🤔

@justalexoki @tusharhq If I interpreted this mess correctly: The. First. Line. Of. Defence. That's five words. Maybe I'm giving them too much credit 😅

@tusharhq mf cant count

if you had to define my account in 5 words what would you say

@theclassicwife I dunno, we just do, OK 😅

My husband asking the dates of our vacation after I have told him several times and then I told him the 6th-9th just for him to say WHAT MONTH!? WHY ARE MEN LIKE THIS

@ericsalinas @norainthefuture It should be the opposite. People should pay extra to be anti social. Tbh, most airlines, if you don't pick seats, put all the babies close to the front or the back. Use this information to your advantage 😉

@norainthefuture Now they should apply dynamic fees if you want to pick up your seat, a discount for seats closer to the baby

japan airlines shows where the babies are sitting lfg

@OrwellNGoode 😂😂😂 Average Redditor problems

This is the way. Can you feel that...?

The so-called 'black budget' needs to be funded somehow. @DOGE just exposed that the mechanism to fund the black budget was historically largely fraud based. Sometimes things like the oppositely named 'war on drugs' was the mechanism. It was really a war for drugs, to then resell to plug the budget. That's why, despite very much having the capability and in some regards the will, the war on drugs was never supposed to be 'won', whatever that even means in the first place.

At one point, California had more people applying for unemployment than there were adults in the entire state. $32.6 billion. Gone. Prisoners collected. Dead people collected. I warned them. I begged them not to let the money go out like that. They suspended every rule anyway. The tools to stop this exist. So why are the doors still open? 30 years tracking fraud. This is the biggest in American history. It didn't have to happen. And it doesn't have to continue.nypost.com/2026/04/01/opi…

@OldHollowTree Are you aware / remembering that Neverland is basically limbo/purgatory, and to get there you have to be dead/close to death? If you think about it, the clue's in the name.

If am being honest, Neverland would probably be the best bet for a place to go; lowest dangers (mermaids, aging pirates) but incredible abundance (you can imagine food). Every other place has some absurd monstrous threats.

Another Labour Party initiative to file alongside their enormously successful "Hey what's so bad about cousins fucking?" campaign.

Somehow this is even more abhorrent and disturbing. I'll stick to the real thing.

@DabsMalone My life was a total slow motion car crash. I had basically accomplished nothing at 31. We had my son when I was 35 and he is wonderful.

Turning 31 in 6 days and I may crash out. Tell me what you accomplished by the age of 31 so I can feel better about myself please.🤝

You and everyone that makes this type of BS, reductive, straw man argument, are a moron. And if you wanted to be reductive, you've not even got the correct reduction. The word you are looking for is CULTURALIST. If you're going to reduce someone else's position in order to make a mockery of them, at least get it right.

I asked @RoryStewartUK about the prevalence of anti-Muslim bigotry in modern politics and his reply stunned me. What I wanted to talk about was the way ignorance and hatred (recent examples: describing Muslims praying in public as “an act of domination”, political parties trying to ban the burqa) was now not just harming British Muslims, but also the national interest. How a lack of understanding about martyrdom or Persian nationalism connects to a war that might cause a global depression. I thought he might talk about Karbala, and we did eventually, but he began with a precise and confronting statement: much of what we’re dealing with is, quite simply, racism. And not only that, but the weaponisation of that racism, and its political uses, which he described as “profoundly disturbing.” He talked about arguing with Tommy Robinson. Speculated about possible endpoints for a politics that don’t incorporate dignity and love. And drew a parallel to anti-Semitism in the 1930s. If you haven’t listened to the latest episode of The Exchange yet, you really need to. Listen in bio.

@OneTonScoutII @ShamashAran @learning_yohei We are aware

@FraJaPat @ShamashAran @learning_yohei We don’t make the distinction, all sweet things like you describe are cookies and biscuits to Americans are leavened bread.

I’m Japanese, so which one should I use when speaking English?🇺🇸🇬🇧🍪😳

No, because in standard English we use both. And it's not even obvious to an outsider when the right time to use either even is. Digestives, gingersnaps, hobnobs, things like this are always biscuits. Oreos are cookies but some people might lump them in with biscuits when speaking generically. They're also found in the "biscuit isle" at the supermarket (aka "the shops"). Things bigger than an Oreo or a Digestive, especially if they have chocolate chips or other things stuck into them are nearly always cookies, except for Emipre Biscuits, they're their own thing entirely. Shortbread breaks all the rules because, depending on size, shape, context or totally arbitrary BS, it can be either. Filled with chocolate chips, as big as a large cookie, kept in paper bags right next to the fresh baked cookies. Nope. That's a biscuit. But sometimes it's a cookie, even though it's shortbread. Shortbread fingers; Biscuits. Short, round shortbread with chocolate chips; Cookie. Standard English defies logic here, you just have to know. This is how we know when someone's a spy btw...

@learning_yohei Depends: Americans: Cookies British: Biscuits.