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@UnmitigatedAss Too many bangers like this🤣

@GrothendieckEGA It so is. Every once in a while someone likes an Assmeme and then I go back through the giant thread and laugh. So many good ones from so many good people.

Oof M'Asses, We've been Assmeming a long time. And I have a few in the bookmarks to add to the ridiculous thread.

@iammethankyou Yeah I remember my statisical mechanics prof give a mental health spiel . It's mainly done due to the history of the subject and that stat mech can be quite challenging topic for a lot of students.

@GrothendieckEGA Whoa for real? 🤯 Why wasn't I told! And why is it a common practice! This blows my mind 😱

열역학과 통계역학인가 ㅋㅋ 공부 살살하자 다들 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 😱😱🤣🤣

@iammethankyou Ehrenfest also killed his Down's Syndrome son because k*lling himself.

@iammethankyou Yeah It's pretty standard in Statistical Mechanics courses at the beginning of the semester to inform students to take care of their mental health.

@alleria_eh lol x.com/TorontoPolice/…

🚨Fact check: Canada fines for cutting trees on your own land exist, but only under specific municipal by-laws. Home owners should always check local by-laws before you do any work, inside or out. "3x average family income" is wrong: avg Canadian household income is roughly $106k. Original fine was about 1.5x not 3x. Rapists/murderers aren't "left to roam free". There are real flaws in bail system and with repeat offenders, but Canada still prosecutes serious crime. We are NOT a "failed state".

@HananAMuzaffar @DanLinnaeus Allah is a Zionist you clown.

Now that you’re done blabbering, let me inform you, that the Quran you speak about has also mentioned of your doom. There is no force in the universe that can undo what the Quran says will happen, and this is evident all throughout history. Long before your lineage even existed, the Quran mentioned that you will come into the lands and cause trouble, and it even mentioned that you would be given the upper hand in wealth and in numbers, which is also evident and true about the Jews today. Then it states that your arrogance will become the end of you. Start praying that you live long enough to see yourself become the weed at the hands of this punishment that the Quran speaks about. And we all know exactly through whom God is going to punish you. It is the same force that your genocidal state has been trying to fight for eternity, and has utterly failed and disgraced itself in doing so. There is nothing but disgrace and utter defeat for the Israelis, both in this world, and the hereafter. Continue being arrogant. Muslims knew of these days long before your forefathers were even cells. Try not to take a shit at the thought of what’s to come:

Genocide is an international legal convention you treat as shirk hakimiya. The moment people understand this kitman in action, your bitterly cynical exploitation of the crime of crimes becomes apparent to all. You don’t speak for the world Hanan. You do not even speak for the Palestinians you fanatically volunteer for death. Your invocation of ‘We love death more than you love life’ is your own mask-off moment. You speak for a virulent death cult whose eliminationism is the very kernel of genocidal intent that defined Oct. 7. You have identified yourself cleanly as an operative within the Brothers’ Maududian-Qutbist lineage of terror vanguardists, outfits like Jamaat-e-Islami and Jamaat al-Islamiyya, like Islamic Jihad, Hamas and Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades; and their wilayat al-faqih fellow travellers, Hezbollah, Hashd al-Shaabi, the Quds Force of the Revolutionary Guard and others. The world isn’t nearly as ideologically sick as these vanguardist terror ventures, neither is the Muslim community. The truth is that every act of your depravity has brought ungodly fitna upon your people and the moral horrors underpinning your eschatologically distorted decisions has led the region to realign away from your movements. Ahd al-Ibrahimi is the emerging religio-juristic baseline and the foundation of Muslim sovereigns’ integration into international life. Hakimiya is dissipating as leaders, clerics and scholars reject extremism, and dar al-harb, dar al-sulh are giving way to an embrace of humanity as a brotherhood cemented in the hanif tradition of the Quran itself. Tawhid belongs to human fraternity, not to you; God’s supreme sovereignty is not yours to usurp through violence. You are not partners with Him. He didn’t ask you for help, He sent you the Israeli Air Force. You are fading. The region will thrive, and cure itself of your ilk. In the meantime, since you adulate death so much I am content to oblige you in your quest by supporting Israel and its Defense Forces. May they transmogrify you into weed fertilizer on the forgotten pavements you stride. Inshallah

@davidsantosvlog It's the mass line enforcement narrative that imposes a 'discourse theory' outcome. Once mental illness is the cause, the event in sua generis and, therefore, there is no need to investigate further, and besides, what would be the point.

@DanLinnaeus Trying to boycott Israel and America is like trying to boycott Nestle. They have either created it or own it.

Uploaded using flash storage tech that Israel’s M-Systems pioneered. Another fun fact: lots of image stabilization and computational photography on mobile platforms draw on Israeli computer vision research. Wonder how they get through life without Intel chips designed in Haifa. They also couldn’t use GPS to get around on Waze, an Israeli app, or hail an Uber without Einstein’s relativity corrections.

Randy Dine is one of the most dedicated and hardworking members of Congress in history. I can understand why President Trump holds him in such high regard.

@TheAmishDude @peterboghossian @instapundit Pure mathematics and physics would solve all problems.

@peterboghossian @instapundit Look. I’m not saying we should overemphasize pure mathematics to solve this problem, but what I’m saying is that overemphasizing pure mathematics would solve this problem. And probably every other problem too.

Academia *knew* entire fields could not be replicated. They watched junk science proliferate and said nothing. This was not oversight. It was cowardly complicity.

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@HallgrenSandi Why thank you ma'am

And this guy wins the internet today!👇

@iCarlyGroyper @captive_dreamer America is explicitly Judeo-Christian. youtube.com/watch?v=agXrRJ…

@captive_dreamer Yeah it’s defenitley not Zionist “Judeo-Christians” like Charlie Kirk that look retarded, it’s the internet Catholics. Rightttt

Internet Catholics are the greatest argument against Christianity I've ever seen in my life

@NewEnglandTrad @KirkLubimov @MarioNawfal Might want to check on the inbreds in the rust belt.

@GrothendieckEGA @KirkLubimov @MarioNawfal Yes, all you low IQ inbred Israelis breathe because people like me exist. You're welcome.

🇮🇱 Ben-Gurion University in South Israel just built a robot that switches between driving and crawling depending on the terrain. Nobody asked why Israeli engineers are suddenly very motivated to solve the problem of robots that can navigate rough ground and climb obstacles.

@UnmitigatedAss @miketheking1517 PET was an open Fabian accolyte from the London School of Economics.

@miketheking1517 I can't believe it took me until today to look up where PET went to school. I hate how obvious all this is.

Pierre Elliot Trudeau was a Jesuit and a Round Table dude too? That makes all too much sense.

@NewEnglandTrad @KirkLubimov @MarioNawfal What is your crowning achievement? Breathing?

@GrothendieckEGA @KirkLubimov @MarioNawfal So a guy from Poland did something in a United States vassal in the Middle East and this is your crowning achievement?

@NewEnglandTrad @KirkLubimov @MarioNawfal Ah yes, that American "Simcha Blass"

@GrothendieckEGA @KirkLubimov @MarioNawfal Incorrect. The United States made the desert bloom. The Israelis did nothing.

@gvonfire @terrynewman Does this work?

@terrynewman Im such a bad parent i create accounts for my son at his request. No hiding. We reach consensus on rules. 1 strike, warning. 2 strikes gone. Easy.💁🏽‍♀️

Smart kids will find a way

@Commiesgetded @ageewriter @JoelWBerry There is a significant overlap between the two.

@ageewriter @JoelWBerry It’s almost like you are retarded or reside in Pakistan.

Find someone who was warning us about Tucker Carlson 2 years ago and thank them. They took a ton of arrows for it back then.